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Toadfish

THE LAWMAN COMETH!

About Me

My Name is Jarrod Rebecchi, but everyone calls me Toadfish. I moved to Ramsey Street in Erinsborough ten years ago and am one of the streets most popular residents. I have a degree in Law and practise from out of Dr Karl's offices opposite Harold and Lou's General Store, with Tim Collins, of Tim Collins and Associates, who is never, ever there.
I live in The House of Trouser, and am the only original member now that Connor is missing presumed dead at the hands of Robert Robertson, and Stu married Sindi and moved to Oakey. Now I live with Stu's halfwith brother, Echinda haired Ned the personal trainer with one client and gifted medical student Boyd Hoyland & his bogan child bride, my cousin Janae Timmins. I was engaged to busty nurse Dee Bliss, who was a total stunner with big boobs, but on our wedding day I drove our honeymoon car over a cliff and her body was never found.
I've never really gotten over thinking it was all my fault and that's why most of my relationships have failed. I had a chance with the fat wrestler Eve of Destruction but she left to go on tour & I've never heard from her again, which is a bit strange. I love wearing red shirts that say things like County Jail, and when I'm not trying to pull hot chicks at the Scarlet Bar I'm taking on the Ramsey Street residents court cases and moonlighting as a private eye. I dabble in all kinds of law just like Karl dabbles in all kinds of medicine and I'd have to say the highlight of my career would be getting Steph Hoyland off a murder rap in one day.
If you are hot, blonde and available, give me a shout.
UPDATE....I'm currently working in Sydney and considering a job here-see my blog.

My Interests

My stupid little fluffy dog Bob, Drinking beer and eating pizza with my pants off, Footy, shopping for crappy shirts, playing pool in the only bar in Erinsborough and pulling hot chicks, fucking up in court.

I'd like to meet:

More Hott Chicks, just to give me more doubts about my ability to sustain a meaningful relationship

Music:

Rogue Traders, Stephanie Mcintosh, I'd better say Oodles & Noodles even though they are crap & the skivvies are just ghey, Harold's tuba playing, Delta Goodrem

Movies:

I don't mind some porno occasionly. as long as nobody's home.

Television:

the footy and the cricket.

Books:

"How to Represent Anybody In Any Field Of Law And Win Instantly"

Heroes:

Harold Bishop and Lou Carpenter.

My Blog

I'm worried

A little Birdie (is there any other kind? I think not) has told me that I'M GOING TO GET SHOT next week. Holy Fucking NUMBATS! SHOT? ME!! Is it something to do with Katya? I knew I should have stayed...
Posted by Toadfish on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:36:00 PST

back on the street & fakers on myspace

so, kids I'm back. for a while. I couldnt keep away, you know how it is right?plus, as you've probably gathered, i reckon there's someone on Ramsey street that needs a mate... and maybe a bit more. yo...
Posted by Toadfish on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:59:00 PST

HELLO! & GOODBYE... :(

Well, this looks like it folks. The Toad is OUT. Out of ramsey street and out of Erinsborough. The next six months I'm spending up here in Sydney. Sydders is so different to life on the street, going...
Posted by Toadfish on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:27:00 PST

Zeke the Freak & Katya

I'm most amused that Zeke has been wacking off over pictures of his sister! hahaha! but then, I did too. and I didnt get to root her. This makes me a sad panda.
Posted by Toadfish on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 08:26:00 PST

I'm feeling it...

No doubt about it, I'm feeling my age guys. Phew, it was tough when Steph busted me for dobbing on her to the council, but bloody hell, all this batchelor life of eating pizza, getting on the piss and...
Posted by Toadfish on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 05:35:00 PST

What a crazy day!!!

holy shit, I'm still REELING from all this! Paul and Gail staged a fake wedding which everyone suspects is real. (I didnt see it), then Paul got SHOT by wonkeye "evil" Robert, but funny thing is, he w...
Posted by Toadfish on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 05:14:00 PST

Connor are you out there?

Mate, I'm WORRIED. Real worried. if you are just having a good time trading on that Irish charm of yours and hooking up with babes then LET US KNOW, OK? That Gnome isn't a good sign at all. and worst ...
Posted by Toadfish on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 06:02:00 PST

Pashing Katya

One minute we were sitting there gorging ourselves on whipped cream and strawberries (not in an overtly sexualised way, of course), and then the next Katya had her tongue down my throat! Holy moly! I ...
Posted by Toadfish on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 08:52:00 PST

I'm BACK BITCHES!

YES! look OUT Ramsey Street, The TOAD IS BACK! I got Stu & Sindi settled in good ol' hicksville Oakey, spent two weeks camping with Mum and Dad (and nearly bloody killed them) and now I AM BACK! And ...
Posted by Toadfish on Sun, 28 May 2006 06:32:00 PST

I'm On A Diet!

Yeah great, thanks mum! Just what I wanted! 1. you moving in and just bloody staying 2. deciding that since you're on the "market" now (yuck) and that you should get i shape, we all should. did I as...
Posted by Toadfish on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 07:51:00 PST