Christian... |
Has a sore throat.
He sounds like a transvestite. Hahaha.
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:44:00 GMT |
In conclusion... |
I have come to the conclusion that the Portugese police handling the Maddie case are even more incompetent that the French police who handled Princess Diana's murder.
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 14:19:00 GMT |
Dream... |
Matty P went on holiday to Spain.
Got himself a nice apartment next to the beach, ( I dont know how)
Made friends with his next door neighbour, sho was hot. Cant remember what she looked like tho...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 01:39:00 GMT |
Success. |
Finally figured what is going to make me rich.
After losing my remote control to my TV, I've hit upon a capital idea.
Attatch the remote with a piece of elastic to trousers. Americans wi...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 16:38:00 GMT |
Oooooh, new hotmail... |
3 reasons why you'll love the new Hotmail:
5 GB of storage Get all the storage you'll need for your photos and more
Improved spam protection Colour-codes tell you if e-mail is safe or not ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 00:51:00 GMT |
Walk home from Dungeon |
Walked with Paul, Louise and Katie to Portswood and turned off at Pizza Hut to make the final walk home. Almost immediately I passed a rascal chinaman. I decided not to laugh at him because although h...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 17:56:00 GMT |
Trapped |
Many years ago, Matty P managed to get himself trapped in a shower in B&Q.
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 20:48:00 GMT |
God... *scowls* |
Got locked out of my house.
Silly me thought the short trip to my garage with Angelo the carpet man wouldn't warrant me needing a key to my house.
How wrong I was.
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 16:24:00 GMT |
Think I broke... |
my big toe. The mother fucker won't bend.
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:43:00 GMT |
Wish... |
My brothers underage friends didn't smoke, drink and throw up in my house.
*SCOWLS*
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:05:00 GMT |
