Looking after young reprobates, watching las novella, taking psychiatry class, eating cake, wearing enormous clothes and scarves, making everyone wish i was their mum
Alessandro Cortez from Las Novella...again! Hes proper fit but my slag daughter got in there before me with her nymphomania (she also got nobbed by mr Taj Mahal, fucking ho!)
Mainly Delta Goodrem, Kylie and Jason and Something for Kate but also... Radiohead, smashing pumpkins, zwan, tool, nirvana, the cure, nine inch nails, placebo, a perfect circle, pearl jam, the smashing pumpkins, weezer, veruca salt, air, the who, cake, ani difranco, blink 182, r.e.m., jewel, iron maiden, garbage, the beatles, sonic youth, tori amos, coldplay, foo fighters, pink floyd, muse, soundgarden, deftones, sigur ros, red hot chili peppers, david bowie, depeche mode, led zeppelin, bjork, silverchair, u2, stone temple pilots, metallica, hole, the doors, jeff buckley, the smiths, my bloody valentine, incubus, pixies, marilyn manson, green day, alice in chains, oasis, rage against the machine, pj Harvey, new order, queens of the stone age, joy division, system of a down, our lady peace, nin, rem, sp, dave matthews band, beatles, kill Hannah, blur, portishead, black Sabbath, björk, jimi Hendrix, sigur rós, the strokes, beck, dream theater, the pixies, mogwai, manic street preachers, counting crows, bob Dylan, korn, fiona apple, jimmy eat world, the white stripes, my vitriol, remy zero, Interpol, flaming lips, eels, massive attack, queen, pumpkins, Bauhaus, blind melon, marylin manson, modest mouse, bush, jane's addiction, white stripes, afi, jj72, 50 Cent, Green Day, Gwen Stefani, Ciara, Destiny's Child, Usher, Hillary Duff, JoJo, Mariah Carey, Kelly Clarkson, Alicia Keys, Maroon 5, Eminem, Good Charlotte, Papa Roach, 2 Pac, Trick Daddy, Jennifer Lopez, Crime Mob, Bowling for Soup, Blink-182, Mario, Ashlee Simpson, Slipknot, Nelly, Sum 41, Simple Plan, Shania Twain, Avril Lavigne, Ludacris, Insane Clown Posse, Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Guns N' Roses, Lindsay Lohan, Coldplay, Linkin Park, 3 Doors Down, Dave Matthews Band, Bone Thugs-n-harmony, Nirvana, Faith Hill, Garth Brooks, AC/DC, Missy Elliot, Lil Jon &; Eastside Boyz, Pink Floyd, Tim McGraw, Josh Groban, Ashanti, Bob Marley, R Kelly, Queen, Yellowcard, Bob Dylan, Lil' Wayne, Pearl Jam, Switchfoot, Korn, Idlewild, Von Bondies, The Killers, Biffy Clyro, Auf Der Maur, Bloc Party, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Snow Patrol, Cleopatra, Kings of Leon, Kaiser Chiefs, Garbage, Dogs die in hot cars, Franz Ferdinand, Spice Girls, All Saints, Nelly Furtado, Usher.
The Godfather (1972), The Shawshank Redemption (1994) The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) The Godfather: Part II (1974) Shichinin no samurai (1954) Casablanca (1942) Schindler's List (1993) Pulp Fiction (1994) One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975) Citizen Kane (1941) The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) Star Wars (1977) The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il (1966) Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980) The Usual Suspects (1995) Rear Window (1954) Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964) Cidade de Deus (2002) Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) 12 Angry Men (1957) Psycho (1960) Memento (2000) C'era una volta il West (1968) Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le (2001) Lawrence of Arabia (1962) Goodfellas (1990) The Silence of the Lambs (1991) Sunset Blvd. (1950) North by Northwest (1959) American Beauty (1999) It's a Wonderful Life (1946) The Matrix (1999) Apocalypse Now (1979) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) Paths of Glory (1957) Fight Club (1999) The Third Man (1949) Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi (2001) Vertigo (1958) Singin' in the Rain (1952) Double Indemnity (1944) Boot, Das (1981) M (1931) Rashômon (1950) To Kill a Mockingbird (1962) Se7en (1995) The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957) Taxi Driver (1976) The Maltese Falcon (1941) All About Eve (1950) Requiem for a Dream (2000) Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) The Pianist (2002) Léon (1994) Saving Private Ryan (1998) Alien (1979) Modern Times (1936) American History X (1998) L.A. Confidential (1997) Chinatown (1974) Some Like It Hot (1959) Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939) The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948) The Manchurian Candidate (1962) The Wizard of Oz (1939) The Sting (1973) On the Waterfront (1954) Ran (1985) Amadeus (1984) Vita è bella, La (1997) Touch of Evil (1958) The Great Escape (1963) Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) City Lights (1931) Raging Bull (1980) The Apartment (1960) The Shining (1980) A Clockwork Orange (1971) Metropolis (1927) Reservoir Dogs (1992) Aliens (1986) Jaws (1975) Million Dollar Baby (2004) Finding Nemo (2003) 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) High Noon (1952) Braveheart (1995) Annie Hall (1977) Wo hu cang long (2000) The Incredibles (2004) Oldboy (2003) Fargo (1996) Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) Yojimbo (1961) Blade Runner (1982) Sin City (2005) The Princess Bride (1987) Donnie Darko (2001) Before Sunset (2004) The Sixth Sense (1999) It Happened One Night (1934) Forrest Gump (1994) Strangers on a Train (1951) Full Metal Jacket (1987) Hotel Rwanda (2004) Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) The Great Dictator (1940) The Philadelphia Story (1940) Sjunde inseglet, Det (1957) Smultronstället (1957) Nuovo cinema Paradiso (1989) Ying xiong (2002) Mononoke-hime (1997) Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) The Graduate (1967) The Gold Rush (1925) The General (1927) Unforgiven (1992) The Night of the Hunter (1955) Rebecca (1940) The Deer Hunter (1978) All Quiet on the Western Front (1930) Once Upon a Time in America (1984) Notorious (1946) The Big Sleep (1946) Back to the Future (1985) Toy Story 2 (1999) Duck Soup (1933) Untergang, Der (2004) Lola rennt (1998) Quatre cents coups, Les (1959) Patton (1970) Ladri di biciclette (1948) The Green Mile (1999) Bronenosets Potyomkin (1925) Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983) The Elephant Man (1980) The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962) The Best Years of Our Lives (1946) Cool Hand Luke (1967) Witness for the Prosecution (1957) The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) Glory (1989) Ikiru (1952) Grande illusion, La (1937) His Girl Friday (1940) Ben-Hur (1959) Platoon (1986) Shrek (2001) Gone with the Wind (1939) Hotaru no haka (1988) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) Die Hard (1988) Manhattan (1979) Charade (1963) Sideways (2004) Life of Brian (1979) The African Queen (1951) Mystic River (2003) Gladiator (2000) To Be or Not to Be (1942) Passion de Jeanne d'Arc, La (1928) The Killing (1956) A Christmas Story (1983) Amores perros (2000) The Searchers (1956) A Night at the Opera (1935) Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (1922) Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans (1927) Big Fish (2003) Bringing Up Baby (1938) Strada, La (1954) The Grapes of Wrath (1940) Young Frankenstein (1974) The Wild Bunch (1969) Shadow of a Doubt (1943) Finding Neverland (2004) Harvey (1950) Arsenic and Old Lace (1944) The Straight Story (1999) Stalag 17 (1953) The Terminator (1984) Monsters, Inc. (2001) The Hustler (1961) Magnolia (1999) The Lion in Winter (1968) 8½ (1963) Lost in Translation (2003) Laura (1944) Spartacus (1960) Hable con ella (2002) Ed Wood (1994) Toy Story (1995) The Station Agent (2003) Sling Blade (1996) Groundhog Day (1993) Fanny och Alexander (1982) Twelve Monkeys (1995) Trainspotting (1996) Persona (1966) Brazil (1985) All the President's Men (1976) The Insider (1999) Almost Famous (2000) The 39 Steps (1935) King Kong (1933) Judgment at Nuremberg (1961) Per qualche dollaro in più (1965) Stand by Me (1986) Stagecoach (1939) Rio Bravo (1959) The Exorcist (1973) Gandhi (1982) The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) The Thin Man (1934) Festen (1998) The Conversation (1974) A Streetcar Named Desire (1951) Sullivan's Travels (1941) Roman Holiday (1953) Dog Day Afternoon (1975) Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949) Being John Malkovich (1999) Bride of Frankenstein (1935) Mulholland Dr. (2001) Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) Trois couleurs: Rouge (1994) Rain Man (1988) Battaglia di Algeri, La (1965) In the Heat of the Night (1967) Diarios de motocicleta (2004) The Big Lebowski (1998) Spider-Man 2 (2004) Barry Lyndon (1975) Snatch. (2000) Sleuth (1972) Die xue shuang xiong (1989) Dogville (2003) Salaire de la peur, Le (1953) Red River (1948) Diaboliques, Les (1955) The Last Picture Show (1971) Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) Fa yeung nin wa (2000) 21 Grams (2003) This Is Spinal Tap (1984) Beauty and the Beast (1991) Tenkû no shiro Rapyuta (1986) Da hong deng long gao gao gua (1991)
LAS NOVELLA!! Desperate Housewives. The OC! Fawlty Towers Cathy Come Home (The Wednesday Play) Doctor Who The Naked Civil Servant Monty Python's Flying Circus Blue Peter Boys From The Blackstuff Parkinson Yes Minister/Yes Prime Minister Brideshead Revisited Abigail's Party (Play for Today) I, Claudius Dad's Army The Morecambe &; Wise Show Edge of Darkness Blackadder Goes Forth Absolutely Fabulous The Wrong Trousers The World At War The Singing Detective Pennies From Heaven The Jewel in the Crown Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Hancock/Hancock's Half Hour Our Friends in the North 28 Up The War Game (The Wednesday Play) The Magic Roundabout That Was The Week That Was An Englishman Abroad The Royle Family Life On Earth The Old Grey Whistle Test University Challenge Porridge Blue Remembered Hills (Play for Today) Mastermind I'm Alan Partridge Cracker Coronation Street Top of the Pops Inspector Morse Grange Hill Steptoe and Son Only Fools and Horses Auf Wiedersehen, Pet (series 1) Tiswas Elgar (Monitor) Nuts in May (Play for Today) Father Ted The Avengers Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy The Forsyte Saga Hillsborough Dennis Potter: The Last Interview (Without Walls Special) Bar Mitzvah Boy (Play for Today) Edna, The Inebriate Woman (Play for Today) Live Aid for Africa World In Action Thunderbirds Talking Heads/Talking Heads 2 Ready Steady Go! Z Cars Ready Steady Cook! Culloden Ascent of Man A Very British Coup Civilisation Prime Suspect Likely Lads/Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? Have I Got News for You? The Snowman Walking With Dinosaurs Nineteen Eighty-Four The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin Quatermass and the Pit Between The Lines Blind Date Talking to a Stranger (Theatre 625) The Borrowers One Foot in the Grave Later With Jools Holland Tutti Frutti The Knowledge House of Cards This is Your Life The Tube The Death of Yugoslavia Till Death Us Do Part A Very Peculiar Practice Michael Moore's TV Nation This Life Death on the Rock (This Week) The Nazis - A Warning From History Drop the Dead Donkey Arena The Railway Children Teletubbies Spitting Image Pride and Prejudice Made In Britain
The Lord of the Rings, JRR Tolkien Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen His Dark Materials, Philip Pullman The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, JK Rowling To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee Winnie the Pooh, AA Milne Nineteen Eighty-Four, George Orwell The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, CS Lewis Jane Eyre, Charlotte Brontë Catch-22, Joseph Heller Wuthering Heights, Emily Brontë Birdsong, Sebastian Faulks Rebecca, Daphne du Maurier The Catcher in the Rye, JD Salinger The Wind in the Willows, Kenneth Grahame Great Expectations, Charles Dickens Little Women, Louisa May Alcott Captain Corelli's Mandolin, Louis de Bernieres War and Peace, Leo Tolstoy Gone with the Wind, Margaret Mitchell Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone, JK Rowling Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets, JK Rowling Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban, JK Rowling The Hobbit, JRR Tolkien Tess Of The D'Urbervilles, Thomas Hardy Middlemarch, George Eliot A Prayer For Owen Meany, John Irving The Grapes Of Wrath, John Steinbeck Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, Lewis Carroll The Story Of Tracy Beaker, Jacqueline Wilson One Hundred Years Of Solitude, Gabriel GarcÃa Márquez The Pillars Of The Earth, Ken Follett David Copperfield, Charles Dickens Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Roald Dahl Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stevenson A Town Like Alice, Nevil Shute Persuasion, Jane Austen Dune, Frank Herbert Emma, Jane Austen Anne Of Green Gables, LM Montgomery Watership Down, Richard Adams The Great Gatsby, F Scott Fitzgerald The Count Of Monte Cristo, Alexandre Dumas Brideshead Revisited, Evelyn Waugh Animal Farm, George Orwell A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens Far From The Madding Crowd, Thomas Hardy Goodnight Mister Tom, Michelle Magorian The Shell Seekers, Rosamunde Pilcher The Secret Garden, Frances Hodgson Burnett Of Mice And Men, John Steinbeck The Stand, Stephen King Anna Karenina, Leo Tolstoy A Suitable Boy, Vikram Seth The BFG, Roald Dahl Swallows And Amazons, Arthur Ransome Black Beauty, Anna Sewell Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer Crime And Punishment, Fyodor Dostoyevsky Noughts And Crosses, Malorie Blackman Memoirs Of A Geisha, Arthur Golden A Tale Of Two Cities, Charles Dickens The Thorn Birds, Colleen McCollough Mort, Terry Pratchett The Magic Faraway Tree, Enid Blyton The Magus, John Fowles Good Omens, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman Guards! Guards!, Terry Pratchett Lord Of The Flies, William Golding Perfume, Patrick Süskind The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists, Robert Tressell Night Watch, Terry Pratchett Matilda, Roald Dahl Bridget Jones's Diary, Helen Fielding The Secret History, Donna Tartt The Woman In White, Wilkie Collins Ulysses, James Joyce Bleak House, Charles Dickens Double Act, Jacqueline Wilson The Twits, Roald Dahl I Capture The Castle, Dodie Smith Holes, Louis Sachar Gormenghast, Mervyn Peake The God Of Small Things, Arundhati Roy Vicky Angel, Jacqueline Wilson Brave New World, Aldous Huxley Cold Comfort Farm, Stella Gibbons Magician, Raymond E Feist On The Road, Jack Kerouac The Godfather, Mario Puzo The Clan Of The Cave Bear, Jean M Auel The Colour Of Magic, Terry Pratchett The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho Katherine, Anya Seton Kane And Abel, Jeffrey Archer Love In The Time Of Cholera, Gabriel GarcÃa Márquez Girls In Love, Jacqueline Wilson The Princess Diaries, Meg Cabot Midnight's Children, Salman Rushdie
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