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About Me

I hate the way I have actual photos of myself up on this fucking thing nowadays. It never used to be like this y'know! I also want 3 children in the future; Kingsley, Van Dyke and Phoenix. I hope there's a woman out there who can agree on these names, otherwise I'm simply not having kids.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The girl on the inside cover of Belle & Sebastian's 'The Life Pursuit' LP, 'cos she's really fit. HOWEVER, she isn't as fit as the girl in the video below:

My Blog

Yeah, I'm still pretty mad.

If football aint your thing, then the rant below probably won't be of any interest to you whatsoever. However, if you have even a remote interest in football, or even understand vaguely what principle...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 11:34:00 GMT

Wiki Ban

That's right, my Wikipedia days are over. I received a telling off for saying Belle Vale was "fucking shit". Well, it is! It's not like I was lying or making it up or anything. Ban...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 18:37:00 GMT

Warning: I may curse you.

Sunday: I serve Everton and Holland winger Andy Van der Meyde in HMV. Like any good Evertonian, I wish him best of luck for next season. Monday: He's in hospital 'cause his drink was al...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 15:05:00 GMT

In 2 hours and 14 minutes time...

...its payday. That "Shoplifters of the World Unite" 7" on ebay will soon be mine!!
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 13:44:00 GMT

Five days pay can buy a whole lot of dental pain...

Today I paid £189 to have a new tooth put in, making my smile look real purrrdy! My decent smile lasted all of 5 minutes however, since it then took an hour and a half for the dentist to yank a t...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 22:25:00 GMT