Book IX - Snydnydwomphuphus...Now over 200 Prophecies of Unforeseen Doom on this blog |
Prophecy of 7/10/06 entitled-
The Surgical Implantation Fad Prophecy of 2027
In the year 2027, piercing fads across the globe shall be replaced by the surgical implantation of various living an...
Posted by THE PROPHET on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 07:03:00 PST |
Book VIII - Quargulborg |
Abyss Prophecy
In the year 2047 Abyss shall be a part of an intergalactic conspiracy involving golden elephant tusks stolen from The National Museum of Natural Disinformation. The band wi...
Posted by THE PROPHET on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:50:00 PST |
Book VII- Morthulblorbzenquien |
BoloBolo Prophecy
In the year 2047 you shall enrage the heads of a great empire by leading a swarm of winged centurions into the insides of the spheres of doom of which they hath created. ...
Posted by THE PROPHET on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 07:07:00 PST |
Book VI - Zorgrionibibbleus |
Starrats Prophecy
In the year 2019, Starrats will travel the globe on their first headlining tour in support of their newest album "Scrimshank Rebellion". Opening up will be the bands "Bl...
Posted by THE PROPHET on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:40:00 PST |
Book V- Blasulflaxian |
Schizophrenic Luv Prophecy
In the year 2037 you will decode a complex pattern of mathematical sequences within dates, times, and numbers values that make up the letters of words......this will scienti...
Posted by THE PROPHET on Sun, 21 May 2006 12:13:00 PST |
Book IV- Vorzulquackeeusness....now over a total of 100 Myspace Prophecies of Unforeseen Doom |
Obey the Eye Prophecy
In the year 2021 Obey the Eye's 8th album entitled "The Happy Go-Lucky Friendly Mongoose" will stray away from their trademark Disco/Country/Hip-hop meshings and into uncharted t...
Posted by THE PROPHET on Fri, 19 May 2006 02:59:00 PST |
THE PROPHET....4 tracks from the first album coming soon |
In the year 2006 I, The Prophet, shall record my first album of prophecies entitled "Prophecies of Unforeseen Doom that will Take Over the World". 4 of the prophecies will make their way here on...
Posted by THE PROPHET on Sat, 13 May 2006 11:36:00 PST |
Book III- Nedlynewdernizer |
Captain Beefheart Prophecy
In the year 2016 a diabolically evil genius will take over the world.....his first order of business will be to make the album Trout Mask Replica mandatory listening 24 hour...
Posted by THE PROPHET on Sat, 13 May 2006 11:30:00 PST |
Book II- Gorfrionik |
Hybrid Machinima Prophecy
In the year 2023 while sailing across the Atlantic, Hybrid Machinima will encounter and befriend a 13-piece instrumental cowbell jamboree known throughout the 7 seas as "The ...
Posted by THE PROPHET on Fri, 12 May 2006 08:55:00 PST |
Book I- Norgulborgrious |
Here are the first 40 Myspace prophecies of unforeseen doom......take heed of these words I hath spoketh onto thee, for they are the future!!!
Minder Prophecy
In the year 2021, an invention kno...
Posted by THE PROPHET on Fri, 12 May 2006 06:05:00 PST |
