kiSs yOU wHerE tHE bAbY cOmEs oUT

About Me

hI, i'M hARry! i aM a bIoNIc gUitARiSt, miLK orGANiSt aND feCAl lipPER iN tHE bANd nOmOLDyET . i liKE tO coLOr wITh crAYonS aNd mY eJAcuAtiONs gIVE rISe tO ghOUlS anD deMONs. tHAt'S abOUt iT.

My Interests

i lIkE gIrLS wItH bIRTh dEfeCTs, aMpUtEes, aNd sEXy rOBOts

I'd like to meet:

aTtraCTIve bLINd siaMEse tRIPLeTs wITH nO tEeTh aND nO moRAlS.

Music:

aLl mUsiC iS sHiT tO gOD... except nOmOlDyET

Movies:

pLAYmaTe oF tHE aPEs, a cLOCkwOrk oRgY, eDwaRD pEnIShANDs

Television:

tHeRe's nOT enOUgh gRATuiTOus sEX oN telEvIsIon fOR mE, buT i dO rEALly liKE thAT comMErcIAl fOr clEARblUe eASy tHAT saYS, "just put the tester in your urine stream".

Books:

eVeryOne pOOps, bReASts, tOo bIG foR dIapERs, anD thE bOoKS thAT tHE cHrIstIAns bURN arE usUaLly prEtTY goOD.

Heroes:

sKEleToR, bUDDy bEEFbUNG, sAtaN, dArTh vAdER

My Blog

hOw dOEs gOD kEep hoRsEs fROm sMOkINg cRacK?

hOw dOEs gOD kEep hoRsEs fROm sMOkINg cRacK cOCaIne? wHy hE gIVes tHEm emPhySEMa ...oF cOurSe! ...
Posted by kiSs yOU wHerE tHE bAbY cOmEs oUT on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:58:00 PST

wHEn yOu’rE bLinD

pEoPLe aRe wacKy wHEn yOu'Re a waCKeR, buT peoPle arEN't ugLY wHEn yoU arE bliND ...
Posted by kiSs yOU wHerE tHE bAbY cOmEs oUT on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:02:00 PST

dOGs dON’T kNow iT’s nOT bAcOn!

tHE trUth iS that dOGs dO kNow iT's nOT bAcOn, bUt dOGs aRE kNOwn tO eAt tHeIr oWN fEcES sO fAkE bAcOn, oR "FACon" iF yOu wILL, iS a cOMpArATve trEat. tHE rEAl pROblEM iS thAT tHeIR owNeRs aRE tOo meN...
Posted by kiSs yOU wHerE tHE bAbY cOmEs oUT on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 08:33:00 PST

oNLy 235 dAys uNtiL xMaS

jUsT a rEmiNdER... dON'T bE nAugHtY sANta mAde mE dO iT!...
Posted by kiSs yOU wHerE tHE bAbY cOmEs oUT on Sun, 04 May 2008 08:55:00 PST

laDiEs, mY bODy iS mAgiCAL

i cAn tURn bLUe-bERriEs inTo pOO-bErrieS wHAt cAN yoU dO wITh yOur bODy?...
Posted by kiSs yOU wHerE tHE bAbY cOmEs oUT on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:52:00 PST

i wAnt mArsHmAlloW bOObiEs iN mY cEreaL

i nEvER gEt whAT i wAnT. dO yOU thINk gOD hAtEs mE?
Posted by kiSs yOU wHerE tHE bAbY cOmEs oUT on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:21:00 PST

i pEEd yoUR nAMe iN tHE sNoW

Posted by kiSs yOU wHerE tHE bAbY cOmEs oUT on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 08:09:00 PST

aTTenTIon vAGiNA voTERs!

aTTenTIon vAGiNA voTERs!!! vOtIng fOR vAgINA iS aLMosT a dUMb aS vOTinG foR jESus iF yOu nEW hAMpShiRE fUCKs vOTed fOR (h)iLLaRY beCuz yoU tHInk thERe'S gOIng tO bE sOmE sORT oF rEVEnGE leSBIan cIGAr ...
Posted by kiSs yOU wHerE tHE bAbY cOmEs oUT on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:41:00 PST

thE sMeLL

tHE smELL wAS likE a cRoSS beTWeEn reXeLLa vaN iMpE's nAtcHO cHEeSE eNCrUSted dEad vAgINa anD aN uNwASheD bELLy bUtTon fuLL oF dAy oLD rOad kILl. iT sTiLL hAUntS mE. i'LL nEver sHOp aT...
Posted by kiSs yOU wHerE tHE bAbY cOmEs oUT on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:39:00 PST

suDdeN uRgeS

i hAve tHIs sUdDeN uRGe tO gEt sOME sTRing aND tiE a mEaT cLEavER tO thE baCk oF mY bIcyCLe aND tHen dRag iT aRoUnd tHE neIgHboRhOod, rAtTLinG beHind mY bIkE. bUTt i'M aFraId tHAt i'LL gEt aResTed oR ...
Posted by kiSs yOU wHerE tHE bAbY cOmEs oUT on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:37:00 PST