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Stu

I am here for Friends

About Me

It seems to me that to gain friends and influence people, you have to be a concieted twat who loves nothing more than spending hours in front of the mirror practicing poses...you know the ones...camera held high while pouting in a mean and oh-so moody way. Or the favorite holiday snap when you thought you looked your best buff, tanned self. You will find none of that here. Sorry. I just enjoy making others laugh, mainly using my face and low-budjet disguises. Just call me International Cock Head...I will make a prick of myself for your viewing pleasure. I will not pretend to be "the sensitive poet" tortured by my inner demons just to get a few ladies believing I actually write that greeting card crap. And although I have a bullshit free attutide, it seems to do me no favours on this twit machine. Go on, request me, I dare you... MyGen Profile Generator

My Blog

I cooked myself at my own bar-b-q

Here is an explaination for this unusually placed burn..... The only hot day we had this summer, we decided to Bar-b-q in the garden...everything was going swimingly until it was time to ser...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:06:00 GMT

German Fireball...

For anyone who drives to work, I am sure you can appreciate the frustration of leaving your home with plenty of time to get to your destination, and being faced with an onslaught of tedious...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:35:00 GMT

The All New Spastic Show

Fuck me. I think I have just about pissed my pants laughing. For those of you yet to see my new photo show, you might not get what I mean. The fun you can have with a couple of wigs, fake moustaches, ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 19:33:00 GMT

BLOG, BLOG, ITS BETTER THAN BAD...ITS GOOD!

This is the thing with me & Myspace.. There are so many things I want to rant about, but hate typing. The written word is a bitch sometimes. I am intelligent, although not by academic standards......
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 16:17:00 GMT

Health & Saftey...compensation culture

Am I the last person left on the planet that is left to take responsibility for their own actions? I am only 38 years old but I remember a time when a trip and fall, or a bump on the head would usualy...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 14:35:00 GMT

FEEL MY WRATH....COMING SOON

stand by for forthcoming rants about all the frigged up shit and looney tune wankers that crawl this crazy ball in space we call home.im currantly drawing up a list of subjects to be attacked ...........
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:30:00 GMT