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Danila Bloomberg

the twenties can be rough years for thinking people

About Me

Got No Secrets is a collection of short stories by
24 year old writer Danila Bloomberg.
The book has been described as 'gritty urban realism'.
Danila has no idea what that means.
There are thirteen stories- and each deal with real life stuff.
Some are dark, some are funny, all are good.
Check out some excerpts above.

Email me for a free Got No Secrets sticker and updates on upcoming readings at [email protected]

My Interests

I love music. I was probably more influenced by
musicians and songwriters than I was by other authors.
( Although that said, Salinger, Bukowski and cummings
are my long time favorites. And Lisa Crystal Carver's book
Drugs Are Nice, recently kicked my ass.)

For more on my influences check out my website danilaart.com

I'd like to meet:

All of You!

Music:

fiona apple. the ramones " i don't want to be filled with doubt" the yeah yeah yeahs ( i think they really outdid themselves with show your bones, what an album) giant drag. morcheeba ( especially their big calm album)dead prez. jill scott. lots of punk and afrikaans rock and indie rock. just ask me :)the mochines. and lark and bmro and a lot more. ask. i can talk about music for hours. :)

Movies:

i love anything by todd solondz ( but especially storytelling and welcome to the dollhouse) larry clark and darren aronofsky. i like art that shakes me to the core. i also loved thumbsucker. i think one of the lines in it, "i was born addicted to fantasy" is absolutely brilliant. also loved little miss sunshine. and amelie. and run lola run.

Television:

i love gilmore girls. i think the dialogue is sharp and funny and the characters are amazingly idiosyncratic. i also think the simpsons is genius. and i'm an unironically huge fan of afrikaans soaps. 7 de laan en egoli. :) i also love isidingo ever since i found out that k sello duiker used to write for it.

Books:

at the moment, i'm all about etgar keret and augusten burroughs. i would read an article or book or story about absolutely anything by burroughs. go check out running with scissors. also check out ariel levy's book female chauvinist pigs. it's amazing and thought provoking and mind alteringly good. i also think julia tausch, ayelet waldman, camilla gibb, zoe whittall and heather o'neill are some of the best writers around.

Heroes:

anyone who wants to be fearless. anyone who thinks and creates with their gut and heart. :)

My Blog

Read an excerpt from the short story "Jesus was a Punk Rocker"

I really have to take a piss. I have to piss, but I can't, because I'm lying on my back, legs open, and I can't get up. My bed is collapsing. The planks of wood holding my mattress up have snapped ...
Posted by Danila Bloomberg on Tue, 02 May 2006 09:21:00 PST

Read an excerpt from the short story "How People Work"

I ask him why he needs to work so much. Why he feels it necessary. I don't want to be one of those people, he tells me. I laugh, he sounds so earnest. His brow creases.  He looks annoyed. One of ...
Posted by Danila Bloomberg on Tue, 02 May 2006 09:21:00 PST

Read an excerpt from the short story "Don't Talk Junk"

Don't Talk Junk I can feel my teeth cracking in my head. Coming down is like that- it makes you feel every sensation in your body more intensely. Last night we were lying in bed and I found a big fat ...
Posted by Danila Bloomberg on Mon, 01 May 2006 02:48:00 PST

Read an excerpt from the short story "Paradox"

Paradox It's unbelievably hot. The sun beats down, hitting me. The dull gray of everything - the buildings, the sidewalk, the garbage cans behind me: If this is what it's like to come down all I want ...
Posted by Danila Bloomberg on Mon, 01 May 2006 02:47:00 PST