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Stefan

Allow me to plagiarise a toast.

About Me

"And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend."And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O so many years inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills."And oh Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you Lord, thank you Lord. Thank you Lord."

My Interests

Idiosyncrasies. Photos and Lomography. Late nights and early mornings. Chuckling at human ridicule. Imaginative, inspiring occurrences. Skateboarding. Jargon, colloquial, foreign and formal language. Portly people, you know, dinner lady arms for two. Little kids and babies are starting to look cute to me for the first time. I love snacking. Typewriting. Chocolates. Fok. Guitars. Lucifer abandon. Denim is pretty and it feels lovely when stretched across my skin. Watching people overreact. Eras and cultures. Outdoor stuff in the shade. Rock ‘n’ roll in various shapes. Dining and wining. Small towns. Dreamlike perspectives. Big cities.

I'd like to meet:

The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty fucking cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too?

Music:

Dead Moon. The Cramps. Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine. Dead Boys. Alkaline Trio. The Replacements. The Jesus And Mary Chain. Kiss. Siouxsie And The Banshees. Sahara Hotnights. Hell On Wheels. Tiger Army. Joan Jett. The Clash. Billy Idol. X. The Ramones. Iggy And The Stooges. The Misfits. Sonic Youth. Paul Westerberg. Roy Orbison. Patsy Cline. Elvis Costello. Johnny Cash. Wayne Hancock. Ryan Adams. PJ Harvey. Suede. Roxie Music. Pulp. David Bowie. The New York Dolls. The Dickies. Guns And Roses. The Mochines. The Hellacopters. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. Turbonegro. The Devil Dogs. The Methadones. Jarvis Cocker. Cake. Wilco. The Amps.

Movies:

The Piano Teacher. Three Colours Blue, Red, White. Wild At Heart. Dr Strangelove. The Ballad of Jack and Rose. Pink Flamingos. Rebel Without A Cause. Betty Blue. Blue Velvet. Gummo. Baise Moi. Evil Dead. The Pink Panther. Blue. The Breakfast Club. Sixteen Candles. Shine. Clerks. Revenge of the Nerds. Bud Spencer and Terence Hill movies. Little Children.

Television:

Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Seinfeld. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Egoli. Extras.

Books:

Getting Even. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask. The Unbearable Lightness Of Being. Fountainhead. A Twist In The Tale. Portrait of a Young Man Drowning. Ons is nie Almal so nie. Mein Kampf. Helter Skelter. Pharos. England's Dreaming. Long Bore To Freedom. The Devilish. Without Feathers. Magazines.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks.

My Blog

If bein' strong's your kind, then I need help here with this feather

OK, so I know I promised a holiday roundup blog, but it just didn't happen. The office was empty, yet our deadlines remained. All I'm going to say is that hanging with the family (fucking dysfunctiona...
Posted by Stef on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:49:00 PST

It goes on and on and on til the break of dawn

I'm not the best blogger in town, so I thought I'd just do a quick round-up.Friday afternoon was a scorcher. Me and Gerrit took on the bumper-to-bumper N1 traffic. It was much worse than normal, thank...
Posted by Stef on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:39:00 PST