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First Comic Falling

Do you have a net to catch me? (0:

About Me

Sought of like a living "Pretender" but REAL. That's a scary thought (0: Some of my experiences & jobs have included: Greenskeeper,Caddy,Stock Boy,Toy Maker,USCG Rescue Boat Coxswain,USCG Radarman,McDonalds,Burger Chef,Fortune level Sales Executive,PC Support Technician,Manager of over 600 Internet Service Reselling Companies with over 40,000 independent dealers,Entrepreneur,Dot-Com Victim,Concert Press Photographer,Cable Rope Sales,Actor,Comedian,College Course Instructor,Anti-Terrorism Expert,Marine Terminal Inspector,Cargo Vessel Inspector,Cashier,Port Security Expert,USCG Security for events at Wall Street Marina, Macys Fourth of July Fireworks Display,Trump Marina Dedication Ceremony Security, Ellis Island Re-opening Security during Dan Quayle's Speech, Marine Security during George Bush's Helo Arrival at Wall Street Marine during Desert Storm 1,Block Island, RI Rescure Boat Team, Rescure Boat operations in the Bering Sea of Alaska, Rescue Boat Operations in the Northern Atlantic Ocean, Hurrican Hugo Cleanup Team with the USCG in South Carolina,Dominos Pizza Delivery Driver,Poland Spring Water Company Customer Service.I love going to Rock Concerts. I have seen over 100 bands in concert and would make a career out of it if there was a way (0:My MySpace user name is sought of a parody to "Last Comic Standing" (0: "First Comic Falling" would be my dream show name. Whether it is the logo for my Comedy gig or a TV series that I inspire...hint hint (0: Sought of like "Expirer"......The Sequel to "Survivor"....."Richard Hatch would you consider coming on fully clothed and Sue mmmmmm....nah I won't ask you to take it all off.....(0: My humor is dry as a 007 Martini...Shakin but not stirred yet (0:
Tom Clay..What The World Needs Now (Abraham,Martin and John)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uqNLnEzDLA

I was born in 1961 and no video has ever been more memorable to me. It is powerful.

My Interests

Comedy Clubs,Comedians,Jokes,Producers,Actors,Actresses,Acting,Band s,Music,Entertainment,Sports,Success,Money,Directors,Hollywo od,LA,Boston,NY,Orlando,Travel,Survivor,The Apprentice,Rockstar,Concerts,Intellectual,Education,Funny,Fu n,Computers,Sound Engineers,Recording,Singing,Guitar,Keyboard,Piano,Photograph y,Graphics,Performing,Aerosmith,The Scorpions,Bon Jovi,Ralphie May,INXS,Carly Simon,Alice Cooper,XBOX,PS2,RPGs,Food,Buffets,Las Vegas,NV,Joe Rogan,Jay Leno,Elvira,Kane Hodder,Halloween,Jodie Foster,The Oscars,The Grammys,MTV,VH1,The Tonight Show,SNL,Saturday Night Live,Beaches,FL,Universal Studios,Walt Disney World,Busch Gardens,Seaworld,Six Flags,Salem,MA,Hawaii,Oahu,Mauii,Sam Adams,Beer,Smoothies,Writers,TV,Studios,The Goo Goo Dolls,Five for Fighting,Sheryl Crowe,Billy Joel,Bruce Springstein,Conan O'Brien,Chris Farley,Cheers,The Family Guy,Johnny Cash,Tina Turner, The Rolling Stones,Lenny Kravitz,Providence,Yogurt,Movies,Special Effects,Fireworks,USCG,US Coast Guard,3 doors down,oatmeal,friends,soda,irish,ireland,extreme games,xtreme games,parties,groupies,roadies,stage,music teachers,anthony robbins,microsoft,sony,pioneer,alaska,comedy central,games,video games,porsche,ferrari,mercedes,jeep,magnum pi,magic,magicians,david copperfield,houdini,atlantic city,foxwoods,mohegan sun,casinos,trump taj mahal,cats,dogs,zoos,witches,software,hardware,electronics,b est buy,circuit city,compusa,bjs wholesale club,sheet music,recording studios,dvds,donuts,taco bell, mcdonalds,burger king,hamburgers,vitamins,alternative medicine,poland spring water,fiji,fiji water,agents,museums,history,politicians,news,media,cnn,cnet .com,mtv.com,vhi.com,rodney dangerfield,bill murray,bbw,babes,pamela anderson,kid rock,run dmc,sincerity,honesty,integrity,charity,jerry seinfeld,seinfeld,max weinburg,hot air balloons,virgin atlantic,nasa,tx,sc,va,pacific,atlantic,oceans,nature,sunshi ne,cds,wwe,wwf,soccer,new england revolution,boston red sox,boston bruins,providence bruins,harvard,harvard university,chinese food,japanese food,lobster,steak,golf,green tea,archery,marksmanship,9mm beretta,nascar,formula 1,dale earnhardt,richard petty,dale earnhardt jr.,jeff gordon,inidanapolis,daytona 500,jimmy buffet,al pacino,robert deniro,david letterman,work,freedom,laughter,smiles,tempurpedic,health,he alth clubs,rock,rock and roll,sting,collective soul,art,scholarships,grants,herbal,sonar,cakewalk,korg,rola nd keyboard,roland,sound,musician,moody blues,kansas,america,dunkin donuts,outback steakhouse,lonestar steakhouse,ri,rhode island,macintosh,dell,hp,pentium,intel,vitacost.com,drugstor e.com,monster.com,ice cream,fruit,theatre,broadway,times square,nbc,cbs,espn,fox,american idol,discovery channel,learning channel,a&e,myth busters,mythbusters.com,guiness book of world records,coney island,nathans hot dogs, garlic pickles,surround sound,sanyo,mp3s,donations,donations to me,limeade,snow,relaxation,meditiation,reading,books,tom clancy,jfk,tim russer,tom brokaw,newspapers,classifieds,seltzer,the go-goes,supertramp,foreigner,styx,school,college,refunds,reb ates,tiger balm,martial arts,karate,sumo wrestling,fencing,snowmobiling,promoters,promotions,free drinks, free admissions,free tickets,free concerts,olympics,stadiums,cities,suburbs,new england,macadamia nuts,luas,spca,glory,king kong,bat man, spiderman,the hulk,marvel comics,conventions,convention halls,tours,rvs,ozzy osbourne,kiss,train,motown,nashville,tn,vt,nh,chevy chase,caddy shack

I'd like to meet:

Jay Leno,David Letterman,Conan O'Brien all on the same day on each of their shows. They could have a simulcast tug o war. All 3 pulling me onto their stage at the same time while Aerosmith and Run DMC rock out to "Walk this Way" live from Times Square!!! Am I a dreamer? Jay, Dave Conan.....???Please don't tug too hard (0: Conan, How about a skit....First Comic Falling (0:Donald Trump when he has a donation to my bank account.Ralphie May who I consider the real "Last Comic Standing. No offense Dat Phan- You are great! (0:* I always wanted to be a comedian but currently I have a bad case of acid reflux so my voice is kinda scratchy. Maybe I have a case of "Cat Scratch Fever... Ted Nugent or Anyone.....Anyone.... is there a cure? (0:*BB King he can cure anyone's case of blues (0:* Olivia Newton John, Saw her first in concert... Maybe my first CRUSH...(0:* Tom Brokaw,he knows how to tell a story with class (0:And many more great folks and friends who I have posted on MySpace.com

Music:

Aerosmith,U2,Bon Jovi,Five for Fighting,Run DMC,Kid Rock,3 Doors Down,Eric Clapton,Sting,Sheryl Crowe,Don Henley,Billie Joel, The Moody Blues,John Williams,Carly Simon,America,Kansas,Foreigner,Johnny Cash,Styx,The Goo Goo Dolls,Bruce Springstein,Kiss,Third Eye Blind,Train,Ozzy Osbourne,White Snake,The Scorpions,Sparks,The Go-Gos,Cheap Trick,Warren Zevon,Blue Man Group,INXS,Survivor,Bare Naked Ladies,The Beach Boys,Jimmy Buffet,Tina Turner,The Rolling Stones,LennyKravitz,Stone Temple Pilots,Tool,The Cars,Garth Brooks,Alice Cooper,Randy Newman,Jimmy Paige,Puff Daddy,Eminem,Tom Petty,Leonard Skynrd,Blue Oyster Cult,Deep Purple,Paul Schaefer,John Cougar Melancamp,Rush,Meatloaf,Bachman Turner Overdrive,Fantasia Barino,Cher,The Monkies,The Beatles,Paul McCartney,Ringo Starr,Heart,Cold Play,Collective Soul,Eddie Money,Chuck Mangione,Black Sabbath,Devo,Jefferson Starship,Jefferson Airplane,Van Halen,Sammy Hagar,Twisted Sister,Ted Nugent



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Movies:

Twister,Glory,Stealing Home,The Secret of My Success,Fareinheit 911,The Talking Heads,Blazing Saddles,A Fish Called Wanda,From Here to Eternity,Jeremiah Johnson,Rocky,Midnight Run,Liar Liar,The Perfect Storm,Forest Gump,St. Elmo's Fire,Jerry Macguire,Nascar 3d,Airplane

Television:

Cheers,Last Comic Standing,The Apprentice,Rockstar INXS,Survivor,Mythbusters,Saturday Night Live,Mad TV,Fear Factor,Comedy Central,The Learning Channel,The Discovery Channel,A&E,Fox,NBC,CBS,ABC,MTV,VH1,VH1 Classic,ESPN
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Books:

"Awaken the Giant Within" by Anthony Robbins. "A Clear and Present Danger" by Tom Clancy.

Heroes:

My Parents,Anthony Robbins,Ralphie May,Donald Trump,The Crew of the space shuttle "Challenger",U.S. Military Veterans,Teachers,Mentors,Comedians,Actors,Actresses,Musicia ns,Vocalists,Coast Guard Rescue Teams,EMTs,Firefighters,Police,Astronauts,Doctors,Nurses,Hon esty People,Sincere People,Charitable People,Olympians,Athletes,Scientists,Writers,Producers,Direc tors,True Friends.*Of course their are bad eggs among these folks listed but may the real Superstars always prevail in the war between Good and Evil.

My Blog

Invitation to join me on yuwie. Let’s fall for YUWIE together (0:


Posted by First Comic Falling on Sat, 24 May 2008 02:38:00 PST

Thanks to all my friends for the great birthday comments!

Thanks for the great Happy Birthday wishes. Life has been an off the tracks rollercoaster lately. But through it all it is good to know I have some true friends. I was hired for a great contract with ...
Posted by First Comic Falling on Fri, 09 May 2008 06:22:00 PST

Happy New Year!

I hope all my Myspace friends have the best New Year ever!. I can hear Paul Mc Cartney singing.....With a Little Luck (0: Hopefully I can find a job before I loose everything. I guess being 'First Com...
Posted by First Comic Falling on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 09:58:00 PST

Red Sox or Rockies, RRRRRRRRRR (0:

Best of luck to both teams. You'll either be light headed from the high altitude or overwhelmed with the smell of Fenways sausages. (0: Rockies you are blessed that Fenway does not pass out bowls of B...
Posted by First Comic Falling on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 04:05:00 PST

Inspiration-The light.

  Why did I choose the name :First Comic Falling?   I was inspired by Last Comic Standing of course. Why compete against every Comedian in the USA for a title. I decided to rebel against the...
Posted by First Comic Falling on Sun, 28 May 2006 07:42:00 PST

Mentoring

I wrote this posting to a friend on MySpace.com who has a blog about "Mentoring".  I would like to share it with you: My Friends Hello Orlando,Thanks for mentioning mentoring. I hope to meet a ...
Posted by First Comic Falling on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:14:00 PST

Open Mike

Have you ever wanted to do an "Open Mike gig" but you couldn't get your foot on the stage. I want to do an "Acoustic Performance". (0:  ...............At your local Nursing Home.  Can you Im...
Posted by First Comic Falling on Wed, 03 May 2006 12:23:00 PST

Strategy in taking the fall

It's time for the first blog. As a famous quoter once said. If you want to swim you have to jump in the pool. Or was it if you jump in the pool make sure their are no pirahnas .... So for all u pirahn...
Posted by First Comic Falling on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 02:16:00 PST