~ Our Creed ~
"To have a good time, all the time."
- as spoken by Viv Savage from "This Is Spinal Tap"
We at
The Feast
Believe that these are definite words to live by.
Don't you think?
We want to meet you, our "Friends".
We want you to visit us if you’re ever in our Realm and say "Hi".
And if you do visit us at The Feast , just to let you know, if you meet Bob tell him you are a "Friend from MySpace"
and he’ll buy you a drink.
No, really, he will.
He swears.
Then again, he swears a lot so maybe we don’t know what we’re talking about. But in order to find out if he will, you’ll just have to come visit us and ask him yourself.
We want you to come to The Feast and have fun with us because
it’s no fun playing with yourself...
...well, actually it can be...
...but we’re talking about something totally different here!
Da King believes
everyone should get some
LOVE!
Especially...
Janine Lindemulder!
Damn!
That was out loud wasn’t it?
Well since that is what he believes and his word is LAW.
Every week we randomly rotate our "Top 40"
HA! I feel like Casey Kasem...No, not really.
We do this to support our "Friends" and if you're a band we'll put your music on our player.....
~ Song of the Week ~
"You Like Pain" by Lick Me To Death
Ah, those wacky Brits....they're so...British...
So enough talking...
For more information go to our website
www.kingsfeast.com
"Where the renaissance takes a left turn!"
~ Performance Dates ~
~ Every Saturday - All Year Round ~
Saturday, February 2nd
Okay guys, you've got 2 different dates to choose from since we're not performing
on Valentines Day, because it's a Thursday.
If you choose the 9th you can tell her that you're celebrating early...
So you don't have to worry about FORGETTING the 14th,
you've already taken care of it.
Saturday, February 9th
...And if you do FORGET the 14th,
you can tell her that you were saving this as a surprise...
See, we're helping a brother out here!
Saturday, February 16th
Saturday, February 23rd
And just so you can't say we didn't warn you...
And WHY are we rated PG-13???
Hey, it's a "Live" performance, sometimes they slip out.
We know it sounds cliché,
but we enjoy anything that entertains us or makes us go
"HMMMMMM".
Whether it be music, movies, television or books.
Either educational, dramatic, comedies, action, horror or others,
we enjoy all of these things.....
...oh yeah, and anything with lots of T&A in it.Basically we enjoy anything with an
ATTITUDE!
If it makes you want to dance, then DANCE!
If it makes you want to sing, then SING!
If it makes you want to go out and break something,
Then make sure it's something of yours and not someone elses!
Don't touch my stuff!
Plus that's just mean and as we all know
Mean People Suck!
We know it sounds cliche but anything that entertains you or makes you go "Hmmmm", whether it be educational, dramatic, comedy, action, horror or others.....oh yeah, and anything with lots of T&A in it.
Same as above.
What? You expected something different?
"How To Overcome Your Fears By Making Other People Fear You"
Shakespeare For The Illiterate Moron (a/k/a SIMs)
Wenchmopolitan
We do have "Heros" at The Feast
And they are such people as...
* The drunk who can lie on the floor without holding on...
* One who can learn from their parents' mistake
and use birth control...
* Anyone who realizes that everyone has a right to be stupid and accepts the fact that some just abuse the privilege...
So you see, there are many that we look up to.
Well, just to keep it short and simple (Too late!) we will just sum it down to this one basic, simple, mundane belief.
Our Hero's are...
~The Last One Standing~
*The above portrait is a detailed description of what Da King's appearance is
when he goes on "Crusade"
As explained to the Royal Artist by Da King himself....
...Some of us know different....
But "MAN-LAW" states that we cannot divulge such information unless -
1) We are incredibly shnookered in front of the wrong gathering of guests and just shouting out anything that comes to mind...
~ OR ~
2) We are cornered by Da Queen grilling us for information about Da King's "Crusades" and we find that we don't have our poison pill in our ring
for just such emergencies.
Other than that - That's what Da King looks like on "Crusade".
AND THAT'S HIS STORY AND HE'S STICKING TO IT!
The King
Does know that there are far greater deeds
that go above and beyond his own calling.
Because of unforeseen events that arise through out our lives,
the actions that follow these occurrences,
forever will remind him that we are all just human beings, no matter what status.
And it's these said actions of others that show the rest of us,
what a true "HERO" is."
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Here's a little taste from
The King's Feast
To wet your appetite.
Phoebe and the Phoebetts - Wyld Mountain Time
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Da King's Dinner Speech - King Malcolm
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This is the tail end of King Malcolm's Speech.
If you want to get the full effect then...
GET YOUR ASS DOWN TO
The Feast!