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About Me

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do a 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. . American Psycho

My Interests

I like to dissect women. Did you know I'm totally insane?

I'd like to meet:

My need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected, but, ah, I have no other way to fulfill my needs......... There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.... .. Listen, you'll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes. Not quite blonde are we, More of a dirty blonde...
You know what Ed Gein said about woman?

Music:

Huey Lewis and the News. Robert Palmer. Phil Collins. Whitney Houston. ..

Movies:

American Psycho.

Television:

Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it..

Heroes:

Ed Gein

My Blog

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Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and...
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Trivia about American Psycho

Initial casting choices were Leonardo DiCaprio as Patrick Bateman, James Woods (I) as Donald Kimball and Cameron Diaz as Evelyn Williams. Oliver Stone (I) was set to direct. Edward Norton (I) was off...
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83,I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound...
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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: There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have no...
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino s...
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Do you like Phil Collins

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was o...
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Harold

Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU gir...
Posted by Patrick Bateman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST