(bart staring at a lingerie slims billboard.) HOMER- "how u feel bart?" BART- "mmm ok. i kinda want a cigarette." HOMER- "ok what kind?" BART- "anything slims"
To get into the Simpsons club, YOU MUST SUMMIT A WORTHY RIDICULOUS QUOTE IN THE COMMENT BOX!! OR YOU WILL BE BANNED!!
(lisa blowing on jug with XXX on it) HOMER- "lisa never stop during the middle of a ho down!!!"
(bart, milhouse, nelson, and martin come out of a movie titled "naked lunch") NELSON- "u know there were two things wrong with that movie."
HOMER- "television... teacher, mother, secret lover.."
(when bart, milhouse, and martin buy radioactive man number 1) BART-"wow! breathe it in boys." MARTIN- "ah, this is the stuff dreams are made of." MILHOUSE- "it smells like my grampa." BART- "oh-oh, looks like rain. we better get this baby home." (all three boys take different directions with one hand on the comic) BART- "oh-oh." COMIC BOOK GUY- "looks like you bought more than you bargained for boys. MUAHAHAHAH!!"(later in that episode when milhouse was about to fall from the treehouse) MILHOUSE-"i didnt even want it bart!!! i wanted the carl yazstremski card when he had big sideburns!!!!!!"
HOMER-"I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there please save me Superman!"