she's just found something to steal profile picture

she's just found something to steal

i'm the party star. i'm popular.

About Me

i'm not a liar, but i am a secret-keeper. i'll always answer when asked, but rarely offer information.

MySpace Layouts

My Interests

bands you've never heard of. books you couldn't possibly understand. art you don't get. jokes you'll always be on the outside of.

I'd like to meet:

siddhartha gautama.

Music:

clifton roy AND folkstringer. the descendents, bad religion, the vandals, icarus line, woody guthrie, your enemies friends, gayrilla biscuits, pretty girls make graves, stiff little fingers, nick cave, rev. horton heat, sleater-kinney, johnny cash, roy orbison, elliott smith, cat stevens, converge, ten yard fight!, minor threat, local h, moss icon, circle jerks, iggy pop/the stooges, velvet underground, the germs, nirvana, meat puppets, foo fighters, miles davis, john coltrane, charlie parker, pharaoh sanders, fugazi, dillinger escape plan, westerberg. he who corrupts, broken social scene, mary tyler morphine, sig transit gloria, social distortion, rise against, codeine, the damned. roxy music, NYDs, american nightmare, dead kennedys, dandy warhols, screeching weasel, social d, hoodrats, the beta band, joy division, new order, interpol, echo and the bunnymen, wesley willis, crass, smiths, morrissey, bob fucking dylan, bob fucking marley, lou barlow, lou reed, the pixies, the police, elvis costello, the queers, jeff buckley, blood brothers, radio vago, dresden dolls, burning brides, MCD, primal scream, mudhoney, starvations, futureheads, wires on fire, nardwuar, eddie and the hotrods. the dickies, sonic youth, buzzcocks, violent femmes, bowie, moss icon, radiohead, op ivy, palo alto, death from above 1977, mazzy star, broken social scene, shout out louds, g.g. allin and the murder junkies, muse, head autonomica, deathcab, postal service, massive attack, tiger army, the decemberists, pedro, turbonegro, jimmy eat world, rilo kiley, bikini kill, the streets, beck, dark white, ambsace, bjork, KOMPRESSOR, TISM, the sass dragons, james taylor, del mccoury band, leadbelly, earl scroggins, lucinda williams, peggy seeger, dolly parton, lightnin' hopkins, sam cook, bill monroe, tom waits, townes van zandt the mike vilasner sucks band.

Movies:

ZOMBIES!! RAWR!

oh my god. it even has a watermark.



Television:

television is furniture.

Books:

hunter s. thompson. chuck palahniuk. carl sagan. richard dawkins. betty freidan. george orwell. herman hesse. bret easton ellis. samuel beckett. gloria steinem. jack kerouac. e e cummings. faulkner. james joyce. voltaire. noam chomsky. milan kundera. pablo neruda. tom wolfe. aldous huxley. karl marx. kurt vonnegut. john steinbeck. t s eliot. camus. aimee bender. david hume.

Heroes:

hunter s. thompson and penny lane.

My Blog

sell out

yep. used an html-a-ma-phone to make myspace pretty.original? not even a little.simple for my tiny primate brain? you better believe....
Posted by she's just found something to steal on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 05:12:00 PST

i'm not a cool guy..

every day that passes, milo aukerman looks more and more like henry rollins.seriously.
Posted by she's just found something to steal on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 06:54:00 PST

by funny i mean tragic

isn't it funny how americans complain that immigrants take all "our" jobs while we outsource them to other countries?
Posted by she's just found something to steal on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 06:09:00 PST

what a total waste of time

fuck you myspace. i never blog. how dare you delete it. considering how it was especially clever and timely.  ...
Posted by she's just found something to steal on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 09:46:00 PST

grandmas are fucking sexah

so. i am totally going to frot with pete and bobby and consume some a-units. then i will knit obsessively for six hours. and watch cathouse. and when everything is finished, a beautiful scarf wil...
Posted by she's just found something to steal on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:02:00 PST

i have to return some videotapes.

every day i come here and do my patrick bateman puzzle. i need help.
Posted by she's just found something to steal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bonvoyage

i'm leaving for paris, like, now. so see ya.
Posted by she's just found something to steal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck

i'm too fucking lazy for online journals.
Posted by she's just found something to steal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

in case you were wondering

just in case anyone's all obsessive about numbers and whatnotmy hair is just over 28 inches long.that's more than two feet.please update your records accordingly.
Posted by she's just found something to steal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hate red meat
Posted by she's just found something to steal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST