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Sass Dragons

gangsta-folio! ah! for real gangstaz

About Me

we are a three dude rock group. some of the things we like are people getting kicked in the nards, drinking beer, doing drugs, running around with slinkies on our weiners, and we ecspecially laugh hard when people bonk their heads on things. o and also when people slip on banana peels we might pee our pants laughing so much. remember the part in ROBOCOP when kurtwood smith sez "can you fly bobby?"Also, a big fat THANK YOU to Jeremy Hogan, JeNn 5!37, Thomas May, Pat Rios, Brad Chim-Chim, Olivia Pape, Becky and Joe Murphy for the photographs on this site. A double-dip thank you to brad for doing our website as well.

My Interests

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Member Since: 11/9/2004
Band Website: sassdragons.com
Band Members: FREEMASONJASON: Vocals, Guitars and Biblical figure JIMMY ASSMUNCH: Dwums, posterboy for public urination. MIKE AS FUCK: All bass, no rape.
Influences: Prizzy Prizzy Please and Curtis' aunt. (I've got a melvin and I can't pull it out!) Oh, and DC Talk.
Sounds Like: A virgin tip-toeing through a minefield.
Record Label: Lets Pretend Records, Johanns Face
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Bonkaroo!: Critical acclaim.

PUNKORNOTHING.COM SAID...The Sass Dragons say what they want, think what they want and do what they please. The Sass Dragons don't care what you think, what you do and certainly don't trust your motiv...
Posted by Sass Dragons on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 04:04:00 PST

sass dragons at the Parlor in Austin Texas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T43W_HX4Xts This is a real hunk o shit. Thanks Lauren....
Posted by Sass Dragons on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:35:00 PST

OLD "NEW" SONGS AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD!

I was sitting around the other day, and I realized that Sass Dragons have 34 songs that have either never been released OR are out of print. Then I decided that we should re-release them.For the time...
Posted by Sass Dragons on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:42:00 PST

An interview by Ray Suburbia. May 2007

Oh man, I laughed really hard at this. I don't expect anyone else to do the same, but here it is, just in case.Ray: I heard you guys just got picked up by Johann's Face Records. How'd that happen? Ji...
Posted by Sass Dragons on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:20:00 PST

SASS DRAGONS UPDATE! Bonkaroo selling millions, people rioting in the streets + MORE!

Hello to everybody. This is a Sass Dragons update.Mike, Margaret and Jimmy's apartment got burned the fuck up in an ARSON. Yep. Somebody burnt all their belongings to a crisp.And in the last week the...
Posted by Sass Dragons on Mon, 12 May 2008 10:59:00 PST

Sass Dragons "BONKAROO!" Out NOW!!!

Finally, our new full length, BONKAROO! is OUT NOW! It is 16 tracks of lazy-as-hell-punk. It's the laziest punk you will ever hear. It took us a million years to record it, and somehow Marc expedite...
Posted by Sass Dragons on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:36:00 PST

Metal Gear Sass 4

What the fuck???I told Mike and Jimmy that I would be leaving the band on June 12, 2008, due to the fact that Metal Gear Solid 4 was being released that day. Now I see that we are playing on BOTH the...
Posted by Sass Dragons on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:56:00 PST

i might die.

yup.  the doctors are telling me that if i don’t quit smoking and drinking right now, i may have only 60 or 65 more years left to live.  it sucks.  so, like many other terminally ...
Posted by Sass Dragons on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:23:00 PST

may 6th may 6th

its a tuesday. we are trying to hook up a touring band with a show on this date. this is our attempt at the easy way. i know this wont work and you probably dont care, so fuck you. just kidding. thats...
Posted by Sass Dragons on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:32:00 PST

our "tour CD".

hey. here are the song titles for the CD that we've been giving out on tour. its the CD with the crappy artwork on it. so yeah.these tracks are from our split with party garbage, and some extra shi...
Posted by Sass Dragons on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:29:00 PST