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About Me

THE BATTLE OF THE BLUE GLACIER - A TRISTAN TREEZLE ADVENTUREI am an Illustrator specialising in digital painting. Concept art and the like. I will put something REALLY witty here, one day. Anyway thought it was about time I actually used this MySpace thingy to show my artwork. P.S I am not as bitter and angry as my blogs would lead you to believe...but I do get easily irritated :) I am in fact a very easy going and happy person! And I aint being sarcastic for a change! Anyway if you are looking for a private commission or are in the film/computer game biz and need a concept artist/storyboard artist drop me a note.*Words and phrases I hate* Kudos/My Bad/Linkage/Anyhoo/Ok so/Ok so like I was/Painterly/Peeps/Hun/Anyways/WTF/Huzzah (especially non 18th century types)HAPPY HOLIDAYS (instead of Merry Christmas...where the feck do all you americans go for christmas? Stay at friggin home!) (to be cont'd)
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My Interests

I am into art, writing, reading, natural history...basically all the boring things a boring person is into.

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Fry. Johnny Depp. George Lucas. Father Christmas

Music:

FooFighters.Public Enemy.Nirvana.Red Hot Chilli Peppers.Prince.Cream.kaiser Chiefs.Jimi Hendrix.Gorillaz.Stone Roses.Beatles.Blur.Rolling Stones.David Bowie.ELO.Kasabian.Iron Maiden.Madonna.Stevie Wonder.Otis Redding.Guns N Roses.Duran Duran.Beatles.Led Zep.Radiohead.Prodigy.Ennio Morricone, Danny Elfman, John Williams, John Barry, and plenty of other film scores.

Movies:

Star Wars. Hawk The Slayer. Stardust. Batman 1,2 and 5. Monster House (its fekkin funny). Underworld. Nightwatch. The Lion The Witch And The Wardrobe. Leon. True Romance. LoSt BoYs. Goonies. Mad MaxII. Alien. LOTR. Breakfast Club. Jaws. ET. Back To The Future. Goodfellas. Highlander.Spinal Tap. The Dark Crystal. Irreversible. The Big Boss. The Bourne Identity/Supremecy. Tim Burton Shite. Hazza Potter. Labyrinth. Van Helsing (yes I know!)

Television:

Spaced.The League Of Gentlemen.24.Any Sir David Attenborough documentaries.Later With Jools.Extras.Blue Peter

Books:

Loads. I read a lot of horror. I like James herbert,Clive Barker, Graham Masterton, Dean Koontz, Mr King etc. Also Neil Gaiman...Neverwhere is great. I liked Perfume, Geek Love, Confederacy of Dunces. The Hobbit is probably my fave book and I read The Lord of The Rings years ago which was good too. Watership Down...I keep adding books I forget about!Oh and my own novel "The Battle Of The Blue Glacier - A Tristan Treezle Adventure"

Heroes:

Bruce Lee. David Attenborough. Sylvester Stallone. Michael J Fox. Laurel And Hardy. Tim Burton. My plant Matilda, she has gone through a rough couple of years but is on the mend now and is now a born again christian! Well I dont know what sort of plant she is so she may aswell be a weirdo evangelist.

My Blog

Ugly Betty

FUCK OFF! As you were.
Posted by The Art Of Andy Jones on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:08:00 PST

Pimp My Ride...big boy

I happened upon that shite US programme Pimp My Ride the other day and was disgusted at how gay the men are on that programme. Now when I say GAY I mean fucking stupid potatoe headed frig artists and ...
Posted by The Art Of Andy Jones on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:30:00 PST

Black Halo Series

I have just been commisioned to design 11 characters and will probably do them twice each so thats a lot of drawing I have to do! So the next load of paintings will probably all be of the same ilk Any...
Posted by The Art Of Andy Jones on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:49:00 PST

Benoncy Knowles...the singy lady from that group

Benoncy Knowles of much hyped RnB trio Dentistry's Child has got no knees! How on earth can she be considered to be one sexy mama when she has no knees and legs like sausages? I cannot write anymore a...
Posted by The Art Of Andy Jones on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:39:00 PST

Stupid things mums say!

Intelligent person not unlike me - 'Hmmm it could snow' A 'mum' - 'Oh nononono no. Its too cold to snow' IPNUM - 'I take it you have never heard of THE EFFIN NORTH FEKKIN POLE THEN?!?!?!' As yo...
Posted by The Art Of Andy Jones on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:08:00 PST

True Stories by Andy Jones

I found an old anecdote I wrote online to myself! I say myself as it was on an art forum and others could see it but I know nobody was taking any notice. I tell a lot of these as they are all true sto...
Posted by The Art Of Andy Jones on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:32:00 PST

Wind Is A Goner

Since the end of summer this place has been as windy as a fekker...the place where I live I mean...the area, not my abode!!!! It is just all the effin time. Now, I dont mind weather, I can tolerate al...
Posted by The Art Of Andy Jones on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:38:00 PST

Ahhh

As for the being linked to my own blog issue, it was a Myspace fault! So I wasnt going mad after all!
Posted by The Art Of Andy Jones on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:46:00 PST

Twisting my melon...MAN

There was a message on the bulletins that said 'Horror Fans -READ THIS'! So I read it....(supposed to be 'fucking insane' apparently, which is always worth a look). The link took me to a guys blog and...
Posted by The Art Of Andy Jones on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:41:00 PST

Bloody Insects

Two days after Christmas I had to walk into town to pay some effin money into the bank and it struck me how SHITE people are. Two days the shops (not all of them) were closed for and the way the traff...
Posted by The Art Of Andy Jones on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 04:44:00 PST