Sequel to the best flippin adventure ever! |
Me good for nothing man servant Andy Jones has informed me that it is about time I thought about writing a sequel to my adventures. he seems to think I am sitting around way too much with dudesses! th...
Posted by Tristan 'The Elf Dude' Treezle on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 05:29:00 PST |
My Amazing story is back on sale |
I have fired Andy Jones as my PA and hired Winona Ryder instead.
You can now buy my excellent book and find out just how cool I really am
Take a chill pill y'all
Just click on the links on my pag...
Posted by Tristan 'The Elf Dude' Treezle on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:24:00 PST |
My book is only Temprily not for sale dudes! |
Due to that andy blokes rubbish typing my book is being re edited. He is a total flippin weirdo!
Wont be long before its back onsale though dudes!
TT
Posted by Tristan 'The Elf Dude' Treezle on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 04:53:00 PST |
HELLOWINE! |
Accordin' to my mate Andy the grumpy human, today or tomorrow or whenever is a special day to yoos humans called Hellowine or something! Anywayhoos, he was sayin that its like your day to celebrate go...
Posted by Tristan 'The Elf Dude' Treezle on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:36:00 PST |
we can't all be perfect...I am 99% of the time though |
Just been informed that the ET dude IS Stevie Spielberg! Oh well I guess Georgie Lukas will have to suffice. I thought his King Kong was ace.
I must go and serve soup to homeless people now along with...
Posted by Tristan 'The Elf Dude' Treezle on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 06:10:00 PST |
They all want moi |
I was phoned today by the dude Stevie Speilberg and he was interested in working with moi. He was willing to pay the elf dude 30 million nuggets! I declined however in protest to his controvurshal fil...
Posted by Tristan 'The Elf Dude' Treezle on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 05:04:00 PST |
Life post world saving for The Dude |
Yo dudes. Finally my life has settled down somewhat after that world saving caper o' mine and I can concentrate on all the elf dudettes that are now my groupies. My boss Mr Pripp - the drip - ten...
Posted by Tristan 'The Elf Dude' Treezle on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 06:20:00 PST |
