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I write dark fiction, especially crime and do so (or try to) in such a way as to intimately involve those who read what it is I write. I am a bare knuckle writer and have NO intentions of ever going “light†on a reader, regardless of who they are or who they think they might be. While some of what you might come across may well be “quaint†and rather “tame,†I forewarn you this WILL NOT ALWAYS be the case! When I write something nothing is off limits. I do not and will not cow tow to any one individual’s belief as to what is or is not acceptable material to be seen in print OR that the chosen perspective in which I choose to tell said story in is objectionable. If you are the type of reader who takes fiction as non-fiction, I’d probably refer you elsewhere for a quick read.
As much as I have enjoyed hearing from (and getting to know) some of you here, I openly request that you evaluate your own interests and gauge whether or not you wish to remain or even become my friend here on MySpace. One way or the other I’ll not ever hold it against you, I simply want to be clear as to my ambitions. I am not a “friend whore.†I READ every profile before accepting a friend request, it’s that simple. I am not someone interested in gaining eye candy “friends†to create traffic to my personal page. I am no supermodel, hence could not care less if you are. Oh, sure, I will check you out but I am not interested in seeing nude pics or downloading special “viewers†so that I might evaluate your “page.†If you are one of these people, know this: I doubt your photoshopped profile pics are worth the effort that I’ll have to put forth just to see them. Assume this to be the case without exception. You’d be wise to do so.
I am a (stalled) college student living in Lake Worth, Florida who works in Palm Beach Gardens selling nutritional supplements for one of the fastest growing companies in the industry. I am slowly finishing a Bachelor’s Degree in Criminal Justice and am leaning towards pursuing Intelligence eventually (hopefully) leading to a career in Homeland Security or other parallel occupation.
Originally from upstate New York, I have had fun living in Florida cities such as North Miami, and Tampa to one-horse-towns such as Cobleskill, New York. I have studied (and continue to do so) abnormal psychology, comparative religion, parapsychology and demonology (NO I am not Satanic).
I’m here to meet other like minded individuals who enjoy reading or writing dark fiction, horror or fantasy. I am a big time military technology nut and military historian (an armchair general) and am into history in a big way. Time permitting I like to paint in acrylics but would much rather be outside at the beach or at a local bar playing pool.
I require friends to be intelligent and witty, this is non-negotionable, if you try to fool me, even though this is the internet, I will see right through it. Also, I am NOT here to date you, so please don’t go there, I am no super model therefore couldn’t care less if YOU are. I’m around to meet real people with thick skin. I am too often blunt so if you’re the type that is easily offended, please stop reading now.
Lastly please, PLEASE don’t talk to me if you can’t “talk†like a human being…TyPiN’ LikE ‘Diz Yo WilL GeT on My LaSt NeRve FAST yO!
All that aside, anything else is fair game.
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My Work & those I am only too happy to support:
Lost Tissues is a 3 part short published on Chris Pimental's Thug Works e-zine. All 3 parts are online now.
"Honey, I Shot the Kids" is flash fiction that I think exemplifies what I try to do as I writer. I am committed to telling stories that will leave you scratching your head and leaving a goofy grin on your face!
"Carr" is a particularly nasty piece of flash fiction.
This short story will be included in Out of the Gutter Issue #3, "War is all Hell"
Take a look at the video preview for Out of the Gutter #3 below!
You are Roland! As the last Gunslinger, you have a courageous and steadfast nature, and are unswerving in your actions. Because you act calmly in the face of danger, people like to to have you as an ally. However, you can be cold when it comes to human contact, and have betrayed your friends in the past for your own needs, and need to learn how to love others, or you will become just as heartless as the forces you are trying to fight! Try lightening up a bit.
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