My pen-name is Steve Cotton, I pulled it out of a dumpster behind the Salvation Army. I write short stories and post them in my blog . And contrary to what my English professor thinks: I don't write fiction; everything I write is based on a true story (I can't make this shit up)
Ironically enough, I've recently come to the conclusion that everything I've ever been told is a lie. Well, except maybe for the part about -uh, no, wait... I'm having my doubts about that, too, right now. :^/
On a lighter note, I think the biggest problem facing humanity at the moment seems to be that the world has no Plan 'B'. As my myspace friend, you will notice that I post bulletins on the regular to support this theory. Since we may all be going to Hell in a bucket, at least try to enjoy the ride.
Be sure to check out the storyboard posted in the pics section.In keeping with the spirit of irony, please note that those are -not- my pictures and, yes, I actually -do- look like that ;^P
one more thing:
all verbiage is subject to predicate nominatives
all rites reversed - prosecutors will be violated
