General: Love and madness (I'm pretty sick of madness, actually), comedy, storytelling, pretty things, the absurd and the profound, the sacred and the profane, contradictions and duality, shifting perspective, coffee, keepin' it real, scotch, animals, transcendence.
Artists: Marcel Duchamp, Pablo Picasso, John Singer-Sargent, Caravaggio, JW Waterhouse, Dante Gabriel Rossetti, Delacroix, Millais, Burne-Jones, Lepage, Odd Nerdrum, Ingres, etc. etc.
Comedians: Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, David Cross, Jon Stewart, Jake Johannsen, Mitch Hedberg, Eddie Izzard, Zach Galifianakis, Marc Maron, George Carlin, Brian Posehn, Bob Odenkirk, Patton Oswalt, Joe Rogan, Sarah Silverman, Dave Attell, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Steven Wright, Natasha Leggero, Nick Thune, okay... and... David Cope.
These dudes need to be given a real trial so they can finally go home.
Collaborators, Co-Conspirators, Coffee Connoisseurs... Foxy Femme Fatales, Film Fanantics, Fuckin' Funny Friends, Playful Provocatuers and Alliteration Admirers.
Someone to help me kill all the popular kids at school and make it look like suicide.
People who know the difference between "your" and "you're".
People who aren't self-centered jackasses. IE- Nice people -Nice people are nice.
Creative, funny and smart -or at least two out of the three will work.
People who SUBSCRIBE TO MY BLOG!
People who will show their appreciation for my genius and talent by giving me buckets and buckets of cash would be awesome... Bruthas gotta get paid, y'know what I'm sayin'?
People who think I'm funny... 'cause I totally am and I appreciate perceptive people.
--Like this cool cawksucker! He's got the right idea!
Sarah Silverman
Gina Carano
Ana Beatriz Barros
Amy Acker and the David Boreanaz puppet.
tindersticks, bright eyes, pulp, radiohead, vaganza, tom waits, leonard cohen, billie holiday, miles davis, chet baker, afghan whigs, iron maiden, nick cave, NWA, andrew wk, bob dylan, slayer, DRI, run dmc, jeff buckley, jon spencer blues explosion, the rolling stones, public enemy, francoise hardy, fiona apple, john lee hooker, elliott smith, sex pistols, tom jones, adam and the ants, cheap trick, black sabbath, kiss, jude, the the, black flag, alice in chains, the supremes, marvin gaye, a tribe called quest, jimi hendrix, roxy music, hanoi rocks, aretha franklin, sly and the family stone, the auteurs, david bowie, frank sinatra, iggy and the stooges, pussy galore, morphine, spain, a tribe called quest, misfits, h.i.m., Ennio Morricone, rufus wainwright, Isaac Hayes, maroon 5, prince, judas priest, black flag, the faint, eminem, the replacements, jellyfish, ryan adams, twilight singers, placebo, outkast, suede, the cardigans, Kent, Ivy, Nas, ac/dc, elvis, the birthday party, joy division, johnny cash, nina simone, The MC5, tim buckley, swans, the spitters, otis redding, al green, ween, pink floyd, the doors, squeeze, the faces/early rod stewart, angels of light, lhasa, marilyn manson, the beatles, the beach boys, stevie wonder, the zombies, bauhaus, the cure, ornette coleman, john coltrane, the national, joe jackson, Athlete, Air, Ice Cube, Kanye West, The Jackson 5, Deathcab for Cutie, Muse, Missy Elliott, devo, steely dan, nirvana, josh camp, Patrick Wolf, Denali, Keren Ann, Hey That's My Bike!, the doobie brothers before Michael McDonald turned them into pussies, and the dozens i'm forgetting
A Bout de Souffle (as in "Breathless" by Godard with Belmondo NOT Gere), Heathers, Fight Club, The City of Lost Children, Donnie Darko, Wings of Desire, 12 Monkeys, Little Miss Sunshine, Dead Man, Bande a Part, Clockwork Orange, Casablanca, Nights of Cabiria, No Country for Old Men, City Lights, Buffalo 66, Batman (1966), Juno, True Romance, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, The Proposition, SLiTHER, Paradise Lost, Freeway, Trouble Every Day, Superbad, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Fanny and Alexander, The Thin Man, This is Spinal Tap, Dario Argento films, Serenity, The Seven Samurai, High and Low, Ikiru, Monthy Python and the Holy Grail, Rushmore, Lost and Delirious, Bad Santa, The Specials, Clifford, The Hustler, The Passion of Joan of Arc, Mysterious Skin, Harold and Maude, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Darjeeling Limited, American Beauty, Bubba Ho-Tep, Paris Texas, 2001, The 400 Blows, Lolita, Happiness, Waking Life, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, A Fistfull of Dollars, 21 Grams, Repulsion, Blue Velvet, X-files, Monkey Business (Marx Bros.), Leon The Professional, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Mulholland Drive, Pulp Fiction, Real Genius, Reservior Dogs, Se7en, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 24 Hour Party People, Swingers, Gerry, The Conversation, Swimming with Sharks, In the Mood for Love, Chung King Express, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Cold Blooded, Camille Claudel, My Life to Live, M, Nashville, Mirror, Ratcatcher, Lollilove, Love and Death on Long Island, Dog Soldiers, Ginger Snaps, Man on the Train, Betty Blue, Dark City, Dreamlife of Angels, Ghost World, Romeo is Bleeding, The Salton Sea, Sexy Beast, Cool Hand Luke, Taxi Driver, That Obscure Object of Desire, American Movie, May, Ichi the Killer, The Return, The Barbarian Invasions, Knife in the Water, Good Burger, Lethal Weapon, The Road Warrior, Tromeo and Juliet, South Park, and even though it's by in large an awful movie: Reality Bites.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, House, Freaks and Geeks, Dexter, Lost, Alias, Entourage, Batman, Hustle, Land of the Lost, Mr. Show, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, X-files, The Kids in the Hall, Lars Von Treir's The Kingdom, Rescue Me, Battlestar Galactica, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Office (UK & US), Wonder Showzen, Ultimate Fighting Championship, Get a Life, 21 Jump Street, South Park, Jackass, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Viva La Bam, CKY, Sifl and Olly, ALF, many old skool cartoons, Just about anything on the Science Channel, Discovery, etc.
I dig: DH Lawrence, Lewis Carroll, Kafka, WS Burroughs, RM Rilke, Pablo Neruda, Palahniuk, Henry Miller, Camus, Jack London, Hunter S. Thompson, Charles Bukowski, Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Krishnamurti, Nick Cave, The Toy Collector, I like biographies a lot too.
Anyone who shakes the world up for the better and/or suffers the slings and arrows of their misfortune with courage, dignity and a wicked sense of humor.
Johnny Rotten, Marcel Duchamp, Bill Hicks, Nick Cave, Arthur Rimbaud, Buffy Anne Summers, Alexander "Xander" Harris, Sydney Bristow, Michel Poiccard, Tyler Durden, Fox Mulder, Gregory House, Peter Gibbons, John Lennon, James Gunn, Joss Whedon, Sarah Silverman, Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville, Angelina Jolie, James Dean, Humphrey Bogart, Jesus, and of course, Adam West... and in the words of Sean, "Ohmygoooodness... Nathan's my hero." HA!