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Brenda

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a good dog's mom who pushes the boundaries of ridiculousness on a daily basis.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I think I'd like to meet people who all have the same name, so I can have a top 8 made up of one name, like that guy whose top 12 is made up solely of guys named Pedro. That said, all these theoretical same-named people had best be sendin' me notes to ask for my hand in myspace friendship. I send notes, it's the nice thing to do. I realize I'm not exactly in a position to be picky here, but I'm about to start.

My Blog

On My Possible Calling As A Hooters Girl

This isn't about tits.  Sorry to disappoint.A friend of mine dined at the eating establishment Hooters recently, and I was surprised to find that the waitresses at this particular joint are somet...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:23:00 GMT

Nutball Ed

From the ages of about six to sixteen, I used to spend the summer with my cousin Emily on my aunt Linda and uncle Eddie's farm.  The initial reason why is a long, unrelated story, but suffice it ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:30:00 GMT

Not to be Trusted

I borrowed this idea from my amie, average20something.      People who don't like dogs.  It's okay to prefer cats, but you must still like dogs to get the vote of trust....
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:55:00 GMT

On Two Kinds of People, Cougars, Raisins, Monkey, and Nancy Grace

Have you ever driven down the interstate and noticed people riding with their bare feet dangling out the window?  I think there are two kinds of people:  the ones who do that, and the ones w...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 13:19:00 GMT

Big Brother -- Week 2

So, Carol was evicted.  No big loss there.  Amber will live to cry another week on national TV!   How fantastic were those reaction shots when Jen won Head of Household (HOH)?  Dus...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 10:57:00 GMT

Big Brother -- Week 1

My summer fixation has begun.  I think we all know I don't have the commitment skills to write daily about Big Brother, but I'll try to condense it into a weekly summary of my favorite things tha...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 00:30:00 GMT

Parallels Between My Life and A Confederacy of Dunces

(For the uninitiated, A Confederacy of Dunces is a book by John Kennedy Toole about the misadventures of a bloated man named Ignatius J. Reilly.)   Schadenfreude   I found myself gasping,...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 22:36:00 GMT

Stuff I Don't Get, Volume 1

Why do guys hate John Mayer?  It seems like anymore, men are as repelled by John Mayer as they are by Oprah.  Is it because the ladies love John Mayer?  It can't be just that, because l...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:20:00 GMT

Shoes, Glorious Shoes!

One thing I like to do when I have nothing more important to do is shop for shoes online.  Not Payless BOGO jobbies, but expensive, fuck-off designer shoes.  It's much safer for me to shop f...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 19:50:00 GMT

On Lions, Velvet Elvises (Elvi?), John Walsh, and Emo Music

There's a lion in my bathroom.  Wow, did that make me seem like a crystal meth addict, or what?  I have 20" tiles on my bathroom floor.  While I'm loath to discuss my bathroom habits, I...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 18:19:00 GMT