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Candy Rocks!

Blowin' minds since 1985!

About Me

I'm trashy & my feet are dirty.

I've got expensive taste & no class.

I'm foul mannered & filthy mouthed.

I've got holes in my pockets &
I speak with an extensive vocabulary.

I've got a rapist wit.

I'm funny...
Funny like a clown.

Work ain't no fun and life ain't fair.
But you gotta get the dishes done
BEFORE you can go out n' play...


My Interests

EVERYONE LOVES CANDY. GO ON - HAVE SOME!

Candy Rocks in the "Built For Speed" music video!

JC STUDIOS LLC

"Blowjob" - GTP

Livin' the Dream!

"If you're gonna ride my ass...
You better pull my hair!"

Urbina Upholstery
(480)964-1211

www.phxscarabsc.com

www.therenegaderollergirls.com


"I LOVE ROBOTS." - Barron Gordon

"LOCAL CELEBS" KaraLenae & CandyRocks

Zombie Prom - 2006

Actin' a fool @ Blunt Club - Jan '08


I'd like to meet:

SELF-IMPORTANT BASTARDS(like myself)...

AND "Sand Developers" on MY LEVEL!
GET IT?? Like "Land Developers"...

- OH, FUCK OFF! That was funny.

I don't build pussy little SAND CASTLES. I sculpt LUXURY ESTATES!

Here's Donald Trump's 'Mara Lago' in West Palm Beach:

NOW TAKING APPLICANTS: HOT SURFER DUDES
PLEASE INQUIRE WITHIN...

"ROCKY. It's what's for dinner."

My true love...


Music:

DiCE Party - Nov '08

Street Scene - San Diego '07
Me n' Helvis of 'The Yard Dogs'

Me n' Method Man

"Ice Ice Baby - Too Cold, Too Cold"

4th of July '06 - Rhythm Room

Hank III - May 2006

The Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band, Truckstop Honeymoon, AC/DC, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Queen, Boston, Neil Young, Rod Stewart, Bob Log III, Devo, Jerry Lee Lewis, Johnny Cash, Daft Punk, Weezer, Tom Petty, The White Stripes, Prince, The Ramones, The Killers, The Cure, Tiger Army, Morrisey, Elvis, The Kaiser Chiefs, Everclear, Motley Crue, Poison, Ratt, The Sex Pistols, Social Distortion, Bad Religion, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Oingo Boingo, Aerosmith, Kiss, The Stray Cats, The B52's, Blondie, The Cars, David Bowie, Guns n' Roses, The Darkness, Abba, Bow Wow Wow, Billy Idol, The Steve Miller Band, Rick Springfield, Peaches, Skeeter Davis, The Bangles...

Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band

Candy Rocks for Bad Bettie Designs


Movies:



True Romance, PeeWee's Big Adventure, The Life Aquatic, Blow, Mommy Dearest, Cry Baby, Anchor Man, Stigmata, House of 1,000 Corpses, Batman, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Boogie Nights, Ed Wood, Summer of Sam, Devil's Rejects, Alice in Wonderland, Party Monster, The Shining, Home Alone, Man on Fire, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Saved, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Dick Tracy, Fargo, IT, Rainman, Wonderland, ET, A Clockwork Orange, The Pest, Too Wong Foo, Birdcage, American History X, Edward Scissorhands, Death to Smoochy, Hustle & Flow, Black Snake Moan, Lolita, Dazed & Confused, The Warriors, Less Then Zero, The Lost Boys, Skeleton Key, Before Sunrise, Scarface, Great Expectations, The Point, The Brave Little Toaster...

PeeWee is GOD.

Dirty Pirate Hookers...

Television:

Magnum PI, Pee Wee's Playhouse, The Munsters, Unsolved Mysteries, A Current Affair, Antiques Roadshow, Bewitched, I Dream of Jeannie, The Beverly Hillbillies, Dragnet, I LOVE the 80'S, David the Gnome, Eureka's Castle, Double Dare, Hey Dude, Salute Your Shorts, Blind Date, Jeopardy, TMZ, Hannah-Barbara and classic cartoons...

Books:



Child's Play MAGIC, Tee Tee, American Psycho, The Rules of Attraction, Less than Zero, The Informers, Smack, The Rum Diary, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Strip City, The Giving Tree, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Everyone Poops, Fraggle Rock series 1989...

Heroes:


My Momma is my hero for everything she does for me.
A best friend I could never replace in 10,000 lifetimes.

My Daddy is my hero for supporting our family and
not disowning me when the piercings and tattoos surfaced.

And my cousin Olof is my hero for being the other BLACK SHEEP.
She's a RAD bitch that I'm totally lucky to have and proud to call family...
YOU MAKE MY BUTT SHUT. YOU MAKE MY PEE FLEE.

Lillie is easily the CUTEST little lady I've ever met!

SO Cute. SO Powerful.

My ZOMBIE Bitches!

"Los Winos Por Vida!"


My Blog

Stray Cat Strut...I'm a ladies cat. I'm a feline Casanova...HEY!!

"Get a shoe thrown at me by a mean old man...Get my dinner from a garbage can.""MEEEEE-OWW! Don't cross my path!!"XO/FiFi La-Bash!!Thanks for these awesome photos Kemp! Love you...!!...
Posted by Candy Rocks! on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 03:54:00 PST

Dirty PIRATE WHORES of the Caribbean!! ARRRGG!

ARRRGG!! 'Salty Olde' PirateWenches WE ARE....here to PILAGE and PLUNDER in the name of repayin' CPT. JACK SPARROW'S debt. We're scurvy and foul...downright BLACK AS BARNACLES&nb...
Posted by Candy Rocks! on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 01:36:00 PST

REAL ROCKSTARS...look like THIS!

July 4th 2006...After Hours...'JAM SESSION' (of sorts)... REAL ROCKSTARS are supposed to look like THIS! DISCOVERING YOUR INNER ROCKSTAR: In the following photographs below... You will&...
Posted by Candy Rocks! on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:06:00 PST

R. R. G. "Dunk Tank" MADNESS!!

BIG 'thanks' & 'kisses n' love' to all the fellas 'snappin' cameras' at the last R.R.G. bout...!! (Andy, Kemp, Gatsby) And anyone else I mighta' missed 'cause of all the w...
Posted by Candy Rocks! on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 02:47:00 PST

Because SO FEW things in life are "permanent"...

Wicked big THANK YOU to Adam D. @ No Regrets Tattoo here in Tempe! He did an amazing job with my sketch, and his final result is BAD ASS!  Contact him @ the shop:  (480)...
Posted by Candy Rocks! on Thu, 25 May 2006 01:33:00 PST

"Who's this 'Candy Rocks' bitch!?"

"Ugggh...Who does she think she is..??"You may NEVER know...-M. Hair & Makeup: www.myspace.com/stephenmoleski Photography: Billy Watson ...
Posted by Candy Rocks! on Wed, 24 May 2006 09:20:00 PST

Saguaro Lake - With the Folks...

Looked much higher from up there...trust me. XO/Marilyn...
Posted by Candy Rocks! on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 11:28:00 PST

two 'fancy' renegades...on the loose..

"Sin'amen and FiFi: Renegades on the Loose." Sounds like a really exciting action packed flick, that would keep you right at the edge of your seat, from start to finish...right?? Well close anyway......
Posted by Candy Rocks! on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 09:15:00 PST

LEAP FROG + FRISBEE = FAMILY FUN.

Ohhhh YES...today was "frisbee in the park day". But this isn't just ANY old frisbee it's called the "AER-O-BIE" because of it's stealth glide, and aerodynamic shape (at least I think that's...
Posted by Candy Rocks! on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 11:42:00 PST

"Girls Gone Wild"

NO. NO. NO...not those girls...these girls... WHO says..."birthdays are the worst days"...?? We celebrate 'em three at a time around these parts...we wouldn't want a bloody birthday...
Posted by Candy Rocks! on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 04:48:00 PST