I am happy. I want a boat (actually, I want two, one sail, one that has "Bring, Bring" that is Japanese for... you know Jay Z, slow motion mtv vids with the boats that go boom...)
I want to go camping at the Four Seasons in Mexico City. I love chocolate milkshakes and french fries together from my favorite Scottish restaurant, McDonalds. I don't want you in my kitchen unless you know the correct application of each utensil. The beach is my church, religion, salvation and afterlife, let it go. I don't care what todays fashion is, although, I love those shoes, Mr Jacobs and Dolce. Money is freedom, period (is this little thing to the right, redundant?). Overworking is for people who don't surf, fish, camp or have kids. Be polite even when someone is rude. You better make me laugh. You better be able to laugh at yourself. Modern, minimalistic architecture in Australia is where my heart lies. I forgive the heinous actions of humans. My bike is the only way I travel when I am not working because I just prefer to leave the truck in the gay-raj. Scott Anderson Surfboards, need I say more? I'll do it anyway... Living in Venice/MDR is wonderful. Did I mention the beach? I say the F word a lot. Honesty always gets me into trouble and if you ask me something I'll answer your questions honestly and just because I email you doesn't mean I want to hook up.
I have continuity and symmetry issues. I like to be corrected on spelling, syntax and grammar. Too, to and two are THREE different words. You, your and you're are misused by (supposedly) educated people. Anyone see a pattern?
I love social situations. Comedy and laughter is everything medicinal. Properly aged filet mignon is hard to find. Traveling is something I do all the time. Damaged people are interesting. I probably won't sleep with you (o.k. have sex, etc...) on the first date. It's not all about you. One word, Reciprocity and I will change all of this the next time someone calls me in the middle of the night and makes me so wide awake, that I start drinking and typing...oh, here I go... I am single for the first time in twenty years and I like me. I don't want to change anything about you, that's what attracted me in the first place. This Casa Noble "Anejo" tastes real good! I am a sound engineer for rock bands. I love being on a tour (not tourist) bus. If you understand why, let's talk. I have nothing to hide. Sometimes I have good taste but poor sense. I read the manual first. I ask for directions when I am lost. I like when people point out my shortcomings so that I may improve me. I spend way too much money on things I don't need. Sitting around a bonfire, campfire or any fire for that matter, with a bunch of musical instruments on a summer night is one of the simple pleasures in life. Make no mistake that I will treat you the exact way that you treat me. I don't like museums but I do like good art in bad taste. Next to intelligence, well toned arms are the sexiest part of a woman. Until next time...
