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Toni lynn

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

unconventional, consistantly erratic, all over the place, loyal, creatively gifted but too flighty to be grounded. senselessly sensitive, if that makes any sense...? i'm a total piggie. i think in innuendos- everything has double meaning. scattered and forgetful- yet i can vividly remember my childhood as far back as a year and a half old. i'm the one person who will actually show up and get the job done when you need help moving. really. i may not hang out much- i'm usually doing my own thing, but that doesn't mean i forgot or don't care about you. if you're doing fine and life's good- i'm glad to know it. when you're down and out and all your fancy superficial fair wheather hip slick and cool friends suddenly "dont have time" that's when i do. don't talk shit to me about a pal if you don't want them to know what you said- if you cheat on, undermine, decieve etc. a mutual pal- don't let me in on the secret- i don't want that responsibillity, and will resent you for involving me.- i WILL rat you out. if you are being decieved to my knowledge - i've got your back, and will stand up for you when you're not around to defend yourself- even if- and especially if it's detrimental to my popularity. i don't sue- the world doesn't need another asshole. and i don't answer/ use my cell phone while driving...AND NIETHER SHOULD YOU!

My Interests

music, *what goes on behind closed doors, cooking, skills/self sufficiency, theology, *Richie, architecture, engineering, history, occult, alternate realities, astrological science, *porn, the 1920's-30's, old movies, it's easier to just say what doesn't interest me.-football,soap operas, "celebrities", designer label/ trendy name brand bullshit. ..

I'd like to meet:

Honestly, i can't even give the friends i already have as much time and attention as i'd like to. It really bums me out. I'm in a relationship with the most wonderful man on this planet. I have no interest in downgrading. If you're gonna send a pal request, please send message first so i can get an idea what the hell u want my palship for. any old pals i've lost touch with over the years - i'd love to hear from ya.

Music:

the beatles, goatsnake, fishbone,alice cooper, soundgarden, easy e, jerry lee lewis, stevie wonder, the flys, james brown, queen,massive attack, meat beat manifesto, pink dots, isis,pink floyd, mark curry, moistboys, mondo generator, high on fire, the equation, bessie smith, soul asylum, soul coughing, etta james, aerosmith, public enemy, primus, tones on tail, prong, elvis, benny goodman, muddy waters, duran duran, rage a. t. machine, cheryl crow, alice in chains, p.funk, fleetwood mac, zappa, danzig, m.o.d. , arlo+woodie guthrie, led zep, inxs, cake, jamiroqui, g.love+s.sauce, billy joel, kid rock, loretta lynn, black crowes, jackson 5, devo, erasure,the residents, iggy pop, billy squier, green day, exodus, the monkees, fats domino, mozart, patsy kline, e.l.o. ...etc... Bessie Smith – Careless Love Blues Bessie Smith – Careless Love Blues

Movies:

the bad seed, imitation of life, marx bros.-all, billy madison, the game , sliding doors, how 2 marry a millionaire, serpent &the rainbow, the shining, kalifornia, xanadu, meet the parents, young frankenstien, man bites dog, scavenger hunt, the wild one, the color purple, the women,mildred pierce,yellow submarine, trainspotting, something wicked this way comes,real genius, better off dead, up the academy,40 year old virgin,donnie brasco,shawshank redemption,hudsucker proxy,the bad leiutenant,the parent trap(1950's), summer of sam, the jerk, the lonely guy, l.a. story, american pop, night @ the roxbury, do the right thing, dirty rotten scoundrels, trading places, history of the world/2,the wizzard of OZ, little darlings... .. .. More videos from the "Contagious" channel at Heavy.com

Television:

PRISON BREAK, the mighty boosh!kcet,dr gene scott, adult swim,family guy, conan o'brian,life on mars,the discovery channel,the history channel, antiques roadshow etc. who really cares?I love to snuggle with my babe watching stuff...'n' stuff...

Books:

the fountainhead, basketball diaries, PDR, the lives of john lennon, behold a pale horse, the book of thoth, catcher in the rye, everyone poops,post secret, the bible. and the weekly crime blotter.

Heroes:

BILL BUCKNER

My Blog

big honkin titties!

nope. no titties here. just get a kick out of seeing how many views titles like that get in seconds. try it...it's hillarious. on to my lacklustre blog... So because short brown hair just plain sucks...
Posted by Toni lynn on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:40:00 PST

civilized social castration.

i remember the hype about computers before they were available to the public. You could edit without having to rewrite or retype what was otherwise done on paper by hand, manage numbers/ calculations ...
Posted by Toni lynn on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:39:00 PST

fat pussy

so, back in july i posted a blog hoping to find a home for this little scrawny kitty we’d just rescued and fixed... she grew on us.     and she grew.        &nb...
Posted by Toni lynn on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:58:00 PST

80s nite at blvd 3

the room is gorgeous and the walls are white uplit by colorblasts and downlit by colorcasts. boy wonder couldnt resist having his way with them- pictures do it no justice because its the movement of t...
Posted by Toni lynn on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 06:50:00 PST

L.A. marathon

I don't understand what the fuck is SO difficult about putting a few stupid aluminum bridges up to allow traffic to pass beneath those gay fucking dudley do-right dinks running thier lame ass gee...
Posted by Toni lynn on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 10:29:00 PST

next week...

next week you could be dead. its very possible. we all could...or quite possibly someone you love and care about more than anything or anyone on this planet could cease to exist tomorrow. don't let p...
Posted by Toni lynn on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:16:00 PST

yaaawwwwn!!

i'm ALWAYS tired! it sucks.
Posted by Toni lynn on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 04:08:00 PST

R.I.P. uncle sarge

its been about 20 years since i've even seen him, obviously wasn't my REAL uncle. I remember the first time my mom explained that to me it bummed me out. I loved watching him and pop play cribbage and...
Posted by Toni lynn on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 07:53:00 PST

can it just stay like this forever please?

ok, life's not perfect... it HAS been better, but it's pretty damn good for the most part right now. I am very appreciated at work- that's priceless to me, and even after years- my love for Richie sti...
Posted by Toni lynn on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:07:00 PST

my swift lessons must be paying off...

(sigh) iphone 2 did an impressive triple gainer out my pocket - into the bowl, not much of a swimmer though. it's in a coma now...hoping by tomorrow it'll come to. so i'm a bumbling fool...no news th...
Posted by Toni lynn on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 03:42:00 PST