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ERIC THE EVIL 1

LIVE FAST..DIE FAMOUS! .....IMA CHUBBIN

About Me

THIS IS THE STORY OF MY LIFE! I WOULD RATHER BE A DICK THEN A PUSSY OR AN ASS HOLE.....Some say he's downright evil. He's got what it takes to be a legend. He's got a marvelous persona. anyways now back to me....I like pina coladas,takin walks in the rain....what the fuck is that all about???Im a diabetic, have been since I was 13. I use to think I was indestructable my brother said it best.....your like a Hot Rod meant to go fast not long!Im trained at pushing any vehical to its limits...if you arent sure what that means then just watch more movies with cars, motorcycles and boats going rediculously fast, thats how I roll. Im an old school skate and surf punk and I dont give a fuck what you think...I WAS MOSHING AND STAGE DIVING BEFORE YOU WERE AN ITCH IN YER DADDYS PANTS ..

My Interests


Lets see....hmmmm....my interests.......whoooorrees would definatly by on top of the list...goin fast on land and water, pissin off johnny law, whooorrreees,hand cuffs and rope....whooorrrees.....duct tape and vinyl....oh and did I mention whooooorrrres?oh yeah...and dead things that come back to life. magical midgets are always fun.working on old cars, bikes and what ever else turns girls on....oh yeah...whooooorrrees (and stop taking this so seriously.) AND A BIG THANK YOU TO VICTORIA VENGEANCE AND RICK MILLER PHOTOGRAPHY FOR THE PHOTOSAlmost forgot. . .. . .please spread the word to your friends, either through email or your web page. All you have to do is forward this message (if emailing) or hit reply to the bulletin (if using MySpace) and select all the text and then repost it in a new bulletin. Thank you all very, very much!!! Woof, woof!!!Oh yeah, and don't forget to check out my rock video that Uncle Jefe made!!!

I'd like to meet:

I HAVE THE DIRTY BITCH OF MY DREAMS......YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! I HAVE MY WHOOORE TO BE MY QUEEN ILL BE THE KING...AND IM GOING TO SING YOU A SONG BY THE OTHER KING.I DON'T WANT TO MEET YOU IF YOUR ONE OF THOSE EMO FEGS THAT WHINE ABOUT HOW YOUR HEART IS BROKEN FROM SOME BITCH YOU NEVER HAD IN THE FIRST PLACE AND ALSO IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE "BRO'S" THAT WEAR YOUR BASEBALL HAT COCKED 30 DEGREES FROM CENTER GET A LIFE IT MAKES YOU LOOK DUMBER THEN YOU ALREADY ARE.NOW PULL YOUR BALLS OUT OF YOUR ASS AND BE A MAN. THIS WAS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT. AND IF I MEET ANOTHER STRIPPER NAMED "KITTY" IM GONNA BITCH SLAP HER (because there is only one)... MY DREAM GIRL BELOW(hey tyson,can you make her real for me???do we have to wear bra's on our head to make it happen?)
Your Penis Name is: Elvis

Get your own Penis Name

Your Daddy Is

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Music:

Rancid,Johnny Cash, Social Distortion,Carnival of Souls,Valient Thorr,,Honky,Misfits, the Distillers, Throw Rag, US Bombs,REO Speeddealer,Dwarves, Supersuckers, Ladytron, the Cult, ACDC,Sloppy Seconds, Killing Joke, Bad Brains,Betty Blowtorch,LynrdSkynrd,Toilet Boys,The Demonics,Bad Religion, L7,Stiff Little Fingers, the Donnas,Smut Peddlers, Peaches, Zodiac Mindwarp,Danzig, adolecents, Helicopters, Aerosmith, Cycle Sluts, Bowie, Filter, Motorhead,Hanoi Rocks, Lunachicks, Gwen Mars,Rob/White Zombie,The Hunns, Sisters of Mercy,Cramps, Sea Hags, Cheap Trick,Descendents,New York Dolls, Love & Rockets,Nick Cave,Lords of Acid, Judas Priest,the Faint, Circus of Power, Thin Lizzy, Motley Crue,The Clash,Ministry, dead Kennedys...shit theres to many I can go on for days

Movies:

RINGOS FILTHY MOUTH FUCKERS PART I AND II... OH YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT MOVIES I LIKE, NOT WHAT IVE DONE.THOSE WERE THE BEST OUT OF THE BUNCH.YES I USE TO DO PORN!!AND ANY THING BY DAVID LYNCH AND SAM RAIMI!!!!
.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow


88%

James Bond, Agent 007


83%

El Zorro


75%

Neo, the "One"


67%

Lara Croft


67%

The Terminator


63%

William Wallace


58%

Indiana Jones


54%

Batman, the Dark Knight


54%

Maximus


50%

The Amazing Spider-Man


38%
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Television:

THE VENICE CHAPTER IS NOW OPEN. WE ARE A CLUB NOT A GANG.WE BUILD ALL THE BICYCLES WE RIDE AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE ONE BUILT FOR YOU CONTACT [email protected] OR [email protected] OR HERE ON CRACKSPACE.

Heroes:

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My Blog

RHONDA'S NEW BIKE

I HAVE STARTED ON RHONDA'S NEW BIKE IM GOING FOR AN ALMOST CLASIC LINE ON THIS ONE WITH A HOT ROD FEEL.FRAME IS FLAT BLACK AND ITS GOING TO HAVE PINK AND GREEN PIN STRIPING AND FENDERS ARE GREEN AND T...
Posted by ERIC THE EVIL 1 on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:28:00 PST

WORDS OF WISDOM

IN THE FREAK OUT GALACTICA A SWAN INFESTED 10 SHARDS OF THE HOLY ME BOSS WITH AN UNSANE DIVINITY. BEAT MESSIAH ZODIAC CONSULTED WITH DREAMFISH AT THE BOTTOM OF A BOTTLE & THEY GAVE HIM WORDS REFORMATI...
Posted by ERIC THE EVIL 1 on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 02:25:00 PST

WHITE TRASH EXTRAVAGANZA SLIDE SHOW!!!

Create Your Own!...
Posted by ERIC THE EVIL 1 on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 08:39:00 PST

MY SCREENPRINTING SHOP

SO OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS I HAVE BEEN BUSTING MY ASS TO MAKE SOMTHING OF MY SHOP AND NOW I HAVE...ITS BIGGER AND FASTER...I NOW HAVE 3 AUTOMATIC PRESSES....2 OF THEM ARE 14 COLOR AND THE OTHER IS AN...
Posted by ERIC THE EVIL 1 on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 03:58:00 PST

THE WIDOW FOR MS.VENGEANCE

THIS PILE OF PARTS IS GOING TO BECOME "THE WIDOW" FOR MS. VICTORIA VENGEANCE.MORE PHOTOS TO FOLLOW SOON!!...
Posted by ERIC THE EVIL 1 on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 02:33:00 PST