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About Me

A VICTIM. You thieving hookers know who you are so I'm not gonna call you out.When not trying to track down my stolen goods, I like to spend my down time smoking copious amounts of pot while listening to the Dead, rubbing patchouli all over my dreads and writing love letters to Dave Matthews. Live*Fast*Die*Famous* And to the FUCKING MORONS who keep asking: YES, I wear the same thing ALL THE FUCKING TIME. I could care less. Bye for now.

My Interests

I'm addicted to Surveys. Oh yeah, my reputation, along with an enormous ego precedes me. I'm a legend in my own mind. Ask any one of my friends. They'll agree with that statement. That I think I'm bigger than Oasis.And my other homeboys....BRING ON SUMMER!!!!

I'd like to meet:

The person who holds the cure for stupid as my friends need it. Bad. Also, someone who will do my laundry and balance my checkbook. And a really good accountant who will fudge the books just a little.

Music:

Electric Light Orchestra, DIRTY SANCHEZ, RUN DMC and PLACEBO

Movies:

Boy in the Plastic Bubble, Shawshank Redemption, Airplane!, Babe and all time favorite DUMB & DUMBER

Television:

Fat Albert, Food Network, Family Guy, The A-Team, Land Of The Lost, virtually anything Krofft Superstars and Art Clokey, Gumby, etc... width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Encyclopedia Brown, Choose Your Own Adventure, Mad-Libs.

Heroes:

MY MEDICATION

My Blog

Ode to You

When I am down, I know I can always count on you to cheer me up. When I hunger for more, you satiate me. You have never disappointed me which is uncommon in this cruel world. Never any words between u...
Posted by Ali on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 02:50:00 PST

Poetic Feebleness...

For my honky friends, a haiku is what my people write and define as: hai*ku n. pl. haiku, also hai·kus A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllable...
Posted by Ali on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 06:00:00 PST

To the person who keeps....

Identity Thieving me, PLEASE STOP.... Obviously you missed my last blog on this subject so for your enjoyment, I've cut and pasted it down below. Also, if any of you do on-line banking or shopping ...
Posted by Ali on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 09:08:00 PST

For ERIC, when you need reminding...

Eric wrote: it seems when your this way to a girl....they leave you...this is coming from expeirenceAli writes: I'm a girl who fucks girls and has probably slept with more girls than that 40 year old ...
Posted by Ali on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 04:39:00 PST

I am a PIG

I have just eaten an entire bag of Trader Joe's trail mix. But WAIT! That's not all. I mixed 1/2 my bag of Banana Chips into it. The delicate butterness of cashews, peanuts, almo...
Posted by Ali on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST