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Crazy Quilt Bouquet

melodic with a twist of lemon

About Me


This is a small part of the CQB network.
Visit the main CQB web site.
Crazy Quilt Bouquet (CQB) were born in Nottingham UK in the late 90s then abandoned their hometown to take Devon by storm. It was raining heavily when they arrived.
They is actually really He and his unrealistic aim is to release his current music and entire back catalogue with massive publicity, reaching audiences worldwide to great acclaim. His alternative aim is to get heard by anyone who just might like what he does.
You will find loads of free music from CQB and his many imaginary friends via the linked sites on this page.
It's difficult to try and describe how something sounds & it's usually best to let the listener decide for themselves - but here's what a few people have said along the way:
"Summertime-Beer on the patio", "Lyrically sharp, witty and leftfield", "Melodic and catchy with a twist of lemon", "Ludicrous and intelligent", "Typically English", "Wonderfully quirky", "Skewy", "Defies categorisation really!".
Of course, you can make your own mind up - and it would be nice to know what you think.
There is a new 15 track Crazy Quilt Bouquet CD called hope so. It's being sold on a not-for-profit basis for only £3 including worldwide shipping with at least
£1 from each sale going to OXFAM .
You can order hope so now from this site.
hope so is a totally independent production, delivered on a fetching high quality black CD that comes in a plastic wallet with artwork.
There's a slightly desperate, somewhat nerdy and unnecessarily needy press release for you to peruse in the blog…
Track listing for hope so:
lucky / be careful what you wish for / new book / different world / war zone / ladie's man / mango lassie / e-motion / co-joined at the lips / appetite / mutt / france / ramble / change
*and an unlisted track (or two!)
All CQB's music is independently released on a do-it-yourself, access for all basis.
Crazy Quilt Bouquet are fundraising in aid of Oxfam but do not represent them. For more information about Oxfam’s work please visit www.oxfam.org.uk .
Oxfam GB is a registered charity (no 202918) & a member of Oxfam International. Oxfam works with others to find lasting solutions to poverty and suffering.
Please support CQB & OXFAM and order this CD for only £3 by clicking on the BuyNow button which will take you to a secure PayPal site. You don't need to have a PayPal account to use this service.
Above are three songs from hope so. In addition there are two other popular songs and a short radio interview from Vibraphonic FM with Pete Bishop & Mark Armitage, which features the song Libido and snippets from a couple of others.

There are a few videos dotted here and there. Click on the arrows in the centre of the screen to view.

Older Not Wiser.

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Looking for Tom the Bigamist ?
He's currently on holiday here .
If you're wondering where Big Man, Dog's Dinner and A Dream have gone - they're also on vacation .
Midfielder
If you're interested in listening to more of this music, then Midfielder is a ten track compilation CD that spans several albums and acts as an introduction to Crazy Quilt Bouquet. It's being sold for two pounds on a not for profit basis and over 500 copies have now been distributed receiving excellent reviews.
Midfielder is available here for £2 (includes worldwide shipping) by clicking the button below - this is a safe and secure link to PayPal. You don't need to have a PayPal account to use this service.
There is an old, but I think still relevent & informative, interview about Midfielder and its alternative distribution methods at
Sean McManus' Music Journalism.
Midfielder Track Listing
1.A Dream 2.The Luddites Are Calling 3.Don't Forget 5.Feather Duster & A Bucket Of Sand 5.Anglepoise 6.Dog's Dinner 7.You Didn't! 8.Lavender Girl - Original Mix 9.Rock Pooling - Sunshine Mix 10.Motor Once Motor Twice - Remould
And as you're here why not pop in there and see some of my imaginary friends? You will find five different songs that are free to download and another fab CD called Love Letters & Medication...
...and if you enjoy this music then you may like to click on the links below and do a bit more visiting:
PR & the Maximum Exposure
That Racket
ALAS
Robyn Lever
Versatile Cellar
JVs Loft Space
Another Alias
AMIF
You can read an interview and listen to songs from CQB and other Devon based artists at Devon Demos .
TunA the Day is an online community for people who love music, new musical experiences and like a laugh. It's free to join and there's no unwanted spam or pop ups. If you're interested just go to TunA the Day and register to become part of the expanding TunA community.
SoundClick has more information about CQB. New songs and different mixes are available
here .
GarageBand also have loads of free downloads .
Amazing Tunes have a few CQB tunes up, as well as links to lots of other music.
Three other CDs - CQB 2005, Dog's Dinner and XXXX are also available. These collections are obtainable for only £3 each (includes worldwide shipping) by clicking the safe and secure BuyNow button below which directs you to a PayPal site. You don't need to have a PayPal account to use this service. Please don't forget to say which CD you would like.
CQB (2005)
Track Listing
1.Drink 2.Big Man 3.Older Not Wiser 4.Hippy Replacement 5.Right To Die Scheme 6.C For Stupid 7.Blind Date 8.Lavender Girl - Flower Power Mix 9.Petulant Child 10.Micro Macro 11.Holy Malt 12.I Still Like You 13.You Didn't! 14.Acid Casualty 15.Wasn't Is Was 16.She Never Asked 17.Drink (Last Orders)
Dog's Dinner (2003)
Track Listing
1.Am 2.Anglepoise 3.Zip 4.A Bad Flight 5.The Luddites Are Calling 6.Dog's Dinner 7.Special Delivery 8.Tom The Bigamist 9.Big Cheese 10.(I've Got) A Woolly Hat 11.I Can't Wait For Tomorrow 12.Chicken Coop 13.Nasty Song 14.Tattoo 15.Fly 16.Chicken 17.All Expenses Paid 18.Anthony Pig
XXXX (2002)
Track Listing
1.The Brightest Spark 2.Rock Pooling-Sunshine Mix 3.The Man 4.A Dream 5.Don't Forget 6.53 7.Bridge 8.Walks 9.I Like You (You're Nice) 10.Ten 11.Kumquat 12.Motor Once Motor Twice-Remould 13.Day Patient 14.Rock Pooling-Jellyfish Mix 15.The Man (Again) 16.I Fooled You 17.XXXX 18.A Dream (Acoustic) 19.Walks (Acoustic) 20.It Is ME
If you buy any CD and you don't like it you can send it back and get a refund of your pounds. It's not a money making thing - just a way to get some songs out there.
If you're really desperate to get hold of a copy of anything that's not already available free through the links - and you don't use PayPal - then please send me a message through MySpace or contact me by email.
Having downloaded your tracks, got your CD(s), returned home from your virtual visiting and put on your dancing shoes & listening ears, we hope you will then have much merriment playing the music to your friends and family and encouraging them to pop in and see us in our many disguises via the MySpace sites - which are of course free at all times - no purchase necessary!
All, some, or none of the information on this page may be, or may not be, true or untrue. Any similarities to persons or others, real or imaginary, dead, alive or pending, known or unknown are probably more than just coincidence. If you have many concerns or require inquiry/enquiry information please click here .
contact CQB direct by email here
thanks for looking and listening.
In celebration of creativity, here are some links to people I know who haven't just sat on their posteriors and talked about it...
Steve Taylor - "The Fall" & "Making Time"
The Art Of Jeffery Dale Starr
Colin Nasseri & Sean Starr - "You, Me & Morrissey"
Sean McManus - "University of Death"
Keith Harbottle - Big Life Desire

If you've got some energy and enthusiasm left you can actually help Save The World by pressing these buttons - One Click At A Time!
On each of these websites, you can click a button to support the cause -- each click creates funding, and costs you nothing! Bookmark these sites, and click once a day!
Click here to post this on your page or blog .
The World Development Movement work alongside people in the developing world to tackle the causes of poverty. Find out about their current campaigns and how to get involved. Recycling's a good thing to do! If you've got things to get rid of, like mobile phones, printer cartridges, computers, clothes, coins or stamps, just go to Oxfam's Recycle Scheme . Oxfam use the money they make to support work with some of the world's poorest people...Well worth the trip. Also, Freecycle is a good way to find a new home for your unwanted items. Get rid of plastic bags. Shop the Modbury way and stop using plastic bags . They've been consigned to the bin by traders in a Devon town in a bid to be more green. And while you're at it make trade fair - when you can, try to buy
FAIRTRADE .
This is a great site with endless links providing hours of interesting reading. Did you know you can get Fairtrade roses, footballs & pineapples?!
Finally - now you've done all your good deeds
for the day...

If you've nothing important to do for a few minutes, why not take off your shoes, make sure you're sitting comfortably and gently click here.
CHEERS!

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Member Since: 3/1/2006
Band Website: myweb.tiscali.co.uk/crazyquiltbouquet
Band Members: 'I'm a one man band' - as Leo Sayer once said. Although multiple personalities and my imaginary friends help out quite a bit.





Influences: Everyone must be influenced to some degree by whatever they listen to, so here goes: Robyn Hitchcock, The Soft Boys, Paul Heaton, The Beautiful South, Housemartins, XTC, Squeeze, Glenn Tilbrook, Chris Difford, Billy Bragg, Barenaked Ladies, Pulp, Jarvis Cocker, The Eels, Belle & Sebastian, Suede, Super Furry Animals, David Byrne, Talking Heads, Hefner, Morrissey, The Smiths, Ray Davies, Elvis Costello, The Magnetic Fields, Pete Wylie, The Mighty Wah!, Trash Can Sinatras, Cake, Ian Dury, Amadou & Mariam, Paul Quinn, The Jam, Paul Weller, Joe Jackson, A House, Damon Albarn, Blur, Gorillaz, Graham Coxon, The Stranglers, Longpigs, Amparanoia, Sufjan Stevens, Ron Sexsmith, Prefab Sprout, Grandaddy, Damien Rice, Richard Thompson, Julian Cope, The Teardrop Explodes, Philip Glass, Madhur Jaffrey, Ken Hom, Curt Glance, Martin Newell, Pudding, The Fall, Boo Hewerdine, Sparklehorse, Badly Drawn Boy, K T Tunstall, Richard Hawley, Lambchop, Nick Lowe, The Pogues, Andy Williams, Toothsome, John Cooper Clarke, Lemonheads, Clarice Bean, Charlie and Lola...
Anglepoise

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...Aztec Camera, Half Man Half Biscuit, John Shuttleworth, Cocteau Twins, Van Morrison, The Beach Boys, Madness, The Beat, The Specials, Terry Hall, Mazzy Star, James, Bjork, Jake Thackray, Nick Heyward, Mike Scott, The Waterboys, U2, Radiohead, Michael Wilson, The Velvet Underground, The Beatles, Nick Cave, Kirsty MacColl, Neil Finn, Crowded House, Robert Wyatt, Sparks, Buena Vista Social Club, Roxy Music, Daniel Lanois, Everything But The Girl, The Clash, Tom Waits, Edwyn Collins, Orange Juice, Dogs Die In Hot Cars, Aimee Mann, The Go-Betweens, Babybird, Bob Dylan, The Buzzcocks, David Bowie, Gavin Bryars, The Blue Nile, The Fat Lady Sings, The Libertines, The Undertones, That Petrol Emotion, Andy White, Tom Petty, Echo & The Bunnymen, Calexico, The Cure, The Wedding Present, Loudon Wainwright III, Dexys Midnight Runners, Neil Young, The Stone Roses, Dr.Robert, The Blow Monkeys, The Monkees, Elliot Smith, Beck, Wilco, REM, The Flaming Lips, Cerys Mathews, Catatonia, Lloyd Cole, Supergrass, The Blue Aeroplanes, The Ukulele Orchestra Of Great Britain, Lonnie Donegan, Mary Mungo & Midge, Zbigniew Preisner...
Acid Casualty

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Sounds Like: The result of listening to all the above (and below) and then producing something that isn’t quite any of them... It’s not heavy metal, hip hop or disco and it doesn’t rap...but there are lots of harmonies and a catchy tune or two ......................... Robyn Hitchcock, The Soft Boys, Paul Heaton, The Beautiful South, Housemartins, XTC, Squeeze, Glenn Tilbrook, Chris Difford, Billy Bragg, Barenaked Ladies, Pulp, Jarvis Cocker, The Eels, Belle & Sebastian, Suede, Super Furry Animals, David Byrne, Talking Heads, Hefner, Morrissey, The Smiths, Ray Davies, Elvis Costello, The Magnetic Fields, Pete Wylie, The Mighty Wah!, Trash Can Sinatras, Cake, Ian Dury, Amadou & Mariam, Paul Quinn, The Jam, Paul Weller, Joe Jackson, A House, Damon Albarn, Blur, Gorillaz, Graham Coxon, The Stranglers, Longpigs, Amparanoia, Sufjan Stevens, Ron Sexsmith, Prefab Sprout, Grandaddy, Damien Rice, Richard Thompson, Julian Cope, The Teardrop Explodes, Philip Glass, Madhur Jaffrey, Ken Hom, Curt Glance, Martin Newell, Pudding, The Fall, Boo Hewerdine, Sparklehorse, Badly Drawn Boy, K T Tunstall, Richard Hawley, Lambchop, Nick Lowe, The Pogues, Andy Williams, Toothsome, John Cooper Clarke, Lemonheads, Clarice Bean, Charlie and Lola...
Lavender Girl

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...Aztec Camera, Half Man Half Biscuit, John Shuttleworth, Cocteau Twins, Van Morrison, The Beach Boys, Madness, The Beat, The Specials, Terry Hall, Mazzy Star, James, Bjork, Jake Thackray, Nick Heyward, Mike Scott, The Waterboys, U2, Radiohead, Michael Wilson, The Velvet Underground, The Beatles, Nick Cave, Kirsty MacColl, Neil Finn, Crowded House, Robert Wyatt, Sparks, Buena Vista Social Club, Roxy Music, Daniel Lanois, Everything But The Girl, The Clash, Tom Waits, Edwyn Collins, Orange Juice, Dogs Die In Hot Cars, Aimee Mann, The Go-Betweens, Babybird, Bob Dylan, The Buzzcocks, David Bowie, Gavin Bryars, The Blue Nile, The Fat Lady Sings, The Libertines, The Undertones, That Petrol Emotion, Andy White, Tom Petty, Echo & The Bunnymen, Calexico, The Cure, The Wedding Present, Loudon Wainwright III, Dexys Midnight Runners, Neil Young, The Stone Roses, Dr.Robert, The Blow Monkeys, The Monkees, Elliot Smith, Beck, Wilco, REM, The Flaming Lips, Cerys Mathews, Catatonia, Lloyd Cole, Supergrass, The Blue Aeroplanes, The Ukulele Orchestra Of Great Britain, Lonnie Donegan, Mary Mungo & Midge, Zbigniew Preisner...
Older Not Wiser Instrumental

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Record Label: Very Independent
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Press Release for hope so

Crazy Quilt Bouquet is the band name, and one of the many aliases, of a self-confessed musicholic who prefers to remain nameless. With his special brand of quirky lyrics and melodic tunes, he’s ...
Posted by Crazy Quilt Bouquet on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 09:36:00 PST

THE SLEEPING DOG by the esteemed Count Abacus

Sh sh!  don't make a sound, There's a dog somewhere, asleep, but he's bound to be hidden away - he doesn't want to be found. Better be quiet because I know he's around. I saw him this morning lookin...
Posted by Crazy Quilt Bouquet on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 07:11:00 PST

PYRO MAC by the esteemed Count Abacus

  They call him Pyro Mac, He's a pyromaniac. He has a burning desire to set fire to the stack. So if someone offers you a light be polite and give it back, because you're probably talking to Pyro...
Posted by Crazy Quilt Bouquet on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:50:00 PST

RED LIGHT FRIGHT by the esteemed Count Abacus

I had a red light fright the other night... Just out of sight, on the right, I thought I saw the light. Turning red. I was coming to a junction but my brain wasn't functioning properly. I saw green as...
Posted by Crazy Quilt Bouquet on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:25:00 PST

WELCOME TO THE DOG HOUSE by the esteemed Count Abacus

Family I come from a big family of losers. That's not to say we're hopeless human beings. It's just that we are big. All of us. Big boned, Dad says. Big Dad, big Mum, big Simon, big Me, and big Sophie...
Posted by Crazy Quilt Bouquet on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:34:00 PST

ALL THESE EARS by the esteemed Count Abacus

All these years I've had these ears, It really is absurd. I am bereft, I'm going deaf, Or so I think I heard.  ...
Posted by Crazy Quilt Bouquet on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:03:00 PST

CHECK AT THE END Of YOUR SHOES by the esteemed Count Abacus

You know when you lose something, and you just don't know where it goes? Well I find it often ends up in my shoes, right up at the front, near my toes. Now I know that it sounds really stupid, but it...
Posted by Crazy Quilt Bouquet on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:59:00 PST

(S)hit

I hope this one isn't a hit, Dealing with fame and all that shit. Number ones or number twos, Flushed with success, Nothing left, Two loos, A big house, No spouse....
Posted by Crazy Quilt Bouquet on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:56:00 PST

NEITHER RHYME NOR REASON by the esteemed Count Abacus

And where it ends. There's neither rhyme nor reason to this poem. And if you think there is look again I'm not even sure where it starts&...
Posted by Crazy Quilt Bouquet on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:55:00 PST

THE FLAT FOOTED FISH by the esteemed Count Abacus

The flat footed fish can do doggy paddle and front crawl but doesn't like running water at all. Running makes it's legs twitch and ache causes muscles to cramp and at night, keeps it awake. In the day...
Posted by Crazy Quilt Bouquet on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:52:00 PST