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Chocolate Rain and Chris Crocker, is this all the internet is good for?
Florida holiday was fantastic, even if i was pulled over by the Miami police and crashed the car. I managed to see the worlds biggest aloha shirt and didn't go to McDonalds once.My current addy is [email protected] - email me MSN me, say hello!
(other salutations are also available, my mood may go down as well as up, see T&C's* for conditions...)
I've been about a bit in my 27 years on this here planet. Anyone that knows me will testify that! Originally from Aberystwyth(look it up), the black hole where many people get sucked in and never leave, and where PhD. students apply for cleaning jobs, I now reside(exist)in Lincoln, with plans afoot to move to Canada/USA in 18 months or so where i'll put my lovely lady friend to work in the potato fields and live my life out drinking del monte juice, driving a Ford Mustang('67) and eating yellow snow.
I like Birmingham. There i said it. Its a great place. Better than London. London's just a bit er...up its own arse. Think outside your own box L.D.N...you know, just Blue Sky it.
I like to drink too much and gain excessive headaches. Then repeat this process ad nauseum. Me learn nothing... My favourite tipple is cider. Sometimes with black, sometimes without.
Apart from becoming inherently lazy after tearing knee ligaments (ACL for those in the club)and saying goodbye to a future career in football, I've been to 49 countries(a few have now become two or three!), run a pub, been a bouncer(sorry, Head Door Supervisor)... i was the sarcastic power hungry one with a penchant for asking everyone for ID... been arrested(wasn't anything to do with me, i just looked like the guy that did it.), arrested 4 people so far(one got 18 months), worked in a Crown Court as the Post-Trial Officer, tickled a High Court Judge before he gave me some pheasant eggs and I perform random tasks for a cruel dispenser of structured cabling in Lincoln.
So its all gone downhill then!
I still go to Aberystwyth a few times a year, but its a trek from this side of the country. It never really changes, but there are a lot more boy racers there now. They all live at home, so they have to spend money on something i suppose. Cars and nappies for their very young girlfriends.

I'm always wearing my baggy surf shorts, summer, winter, whenever. I cook a mean chili con carne, and a decent paella too yum yum.
My planet...Mine!
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Hadjimemashite, watashi wa Radford-San desu. O genki desu ka? Ueeruzu-jin desu. Rock on.

Your archetypal, grew up in the 80's kid here. I love The Goonies, Karate Kid, The Muppets, Thundercats, Miami Vice, Magnum PI, Karate Kid, Family Ness, Flight of the Navigato r and Batteries Not Included. etc. etc..But not Terrahawks!! (Zelda makes the wee come out of my winky)

I'm easily influenced by TV advertising. This doesn't make me weak really, but i just love adverts. They're so damn clever. Especially the way in which modern advertisers choose unheard music and the song instantly stays in your head. Intelligent Bastards, leave some brain for me....

I'm a pro-wrestling fan, I really thought that by now being mid-twenties and all, the thought of a poorly acted redneck soap opera with half-naked men hitting each other would have scared me slightly as i not only realised i would be bordering on homo eroticism but also this would alienate me from any female attention...I guess i got lucky. I still make trips to the Good Ol' US of A every year, including April 1st to Detroit for Wrestlemania 23!
I know i'm sad but i can't help it. I have a problem doc. But for the record wrestlin fans, my faves are/were
The Rock(superb), Chris Jericho(showman), Chris Benoit(evil), The Hulkster(c'mon),Raven(damn cool) Kurt Angle(come back!), Tazz(human suplex machine), Mr Perfect(R.I.P.), Kane(underrated), and Samoa Joe (unstoppable).

Computer Games...hmm...still rule my life, when i'm not being a good wife and cleaning the house/washing up/etc... generally the PS2/PC .. but i'm still a Nintendo fan at heart..
Top 5 Games of All Time
1. Super Mario World (genius)
2. Zelda - Ocarina Of Time/Wind Waker/Twilight Princess(perfection?)
3. Streetfighter Alpha 3 (I still have ambitions to be Ryu, the careers advisor laughed :()
4. Final Fantasy VII (bit obvious really, but can't wait for the remake...that might be the only reason to buy a PS3 at the mo?)
5. GTA: San Andreas (Redneck Simulator!!)

Special Mention to Lego Star Wars I & II...very nerdy, you won't be scoring points with the opposite sex anytime soon, but fun, fun games, Katamari Damacy and Elite(A Remake PLEASE!!!)
I love a bit of Golf(handicap 14 and lowering!), American Football and i even played Rugby for a few years after leaving Uni, though i couldn't stand the sport when i was younger.(When Mr Duggan saw me step off the Aber Team Coach after a match...I'll never forget his face)
Football is my main love though - Aston Villa to be precise, Martin O'Neill's Barmy Army, marching on forever...
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I've always been into Geography/Geology, especially tornadoes and earthquakes, and having been in a few quakes in Tokyo(didn't quite release my sphincter..but it was close!) i'm saving up right now to go to Texas/Oklahoma next summer to go find me some flying cows and hailstones the size of pygmy's heads in the shape of a Tornado or two, although Britain has more tornadoes per sq metre than anywhere else in the world.

I have a rubber band ball. Its 7 inches in diameter and took a year of saving up in work. Yes...i do want a medal thanks :P

I'd like to meet:

George W Bush, well, i wouldn't have to meet him, just within arms reach will do...

(PS: - This isn't actually me!!) Hulk Hogan, i hope he's a good guy in reality. (I've already met The Rock + HHH and very nice they were too)
Dave Gorman and Danny Wallace, i saw Dave Gorman once doing his excellent Googlewhack show in Aberystwyth, but then he scarpered(no doubt to balance some pebbles) and i missed my chance to actually meet him. I got drunk instead.
Bill Bryson, Ferris Bueller, and Magnum PI.
Any of the Monty Python cast. All genius'ses'es.
Don Johnson's Tailor
The Man on the Pringles Tin
The Equaliser

Curveball

Try it...go on...
*You actually want to read the terms and conditions? Well done, either you're a dedicated stranger who reads the whole profile, and we can become friends with our geeky attention to detail, or you're a friend already, well done for that, you must know how sneaky i am.

Music:


All right, all right. Everyone else seems to have compiled amazing lists of bands from the top of their heads. and not one to be left out of the cool crowd i'm going to recite a list of my besterest bands/singers so that you can um and ahh and then comment that i'm an idiot for leaving x/y/z band out. In fact, i reckon this'll end up being bollocks, and just end up being a list of really popular bands...take a look down, if you see someone you haven't heard, give 'em a listen, it might just make my/their day.
I'm your typical Reading/Leeds/Download festival goer...without the rich parents or the Surrey accent. I don't own an iPod(not big enough) and I play air guitar on trains to ensure i get two seats.
Oh i quite enjoyed the late 90's nu-metal thing. I know it was all style and no substance, and completely over-produced but you know, people are still buying Ministry of Sound albums aren't they? so..er..we'll call it a draw.30 seconds to mars =, i think i likes 'em. But i'm not emo or owt.

In No Particular Order Whatsoever...
The Klaxons
The Gossip
iForward Russia!
Arctic Monkeys
The Distillers
The Strokes
Hayseed Dixie
Cold War Kids
Guns n Roses
White Zombie
Grandaddy
Miles Davis
James Brown (oh yeah)
Metallica
Oasis
Kasabian
Joe Satriani
Korn
Placebo
Black Eyed Peas
Pulp
Jay-Z
Golden Earring
Rage Against The Machine
Fear Factory
P.Diddy
DJ Shadow
Drowning Pool
Crowded House
Rocket from the Crypt
Queen
Motorhead
Run DMC
Johnny Cash
Hoobastank
Supergrass
The Fray
Less Than Jake
Dislocated Styles
Powerman 5000
I'm still undecided on My Chemical Romance...they sound a bit too much like Busted for my liking, but they have catchy pop/rock chorus' Hmm.. Jury is out...
U2
Paul Simon (+ Art)
Captain Beefheart
Booker T & the MG's
Stereophonics
Catatonia
The Decemberists
Lupe Fiasco
The Ramones, Sex Pistols etc..
Whitesnake
Mylo
Doobie Brothers
Amy Kuney
CKY
Del the Funky Homosapien
Zebrahead
Delinquent Habits
Ben Folds (Ben Folds Five)
Feeder
Foo Fighters
The Dallas Guild
The Polyphonic Spree
Dropkick Murphy's
Space
JOOLS HOLLAND!!!
Kunt and the Gang
Air
Aretha Franklin
Beck
Kanye West
Paul Weller
The Charlatans
Razorlight
The Killers
Static-X
Royksopp
GG Allen
Babyshambles
Jurassic 5
The Ramones
Pennywise
Dislocated Styles
Saliva
Nina Simone
Anal Cunt
Mr Scruff
P.O.D.
Boston
Wyclef Jean
The Guillemots
Slayer
Jose Gonzalez
Bjork
The Feeling
Aphex Twin
Bob Marley
Groove Armada
Sia Furler (The lush sounding voice from Zero 7's first album)
The Bravery
The Editors
Huey Lewis and the News
The Blackout
Asian Dub Foundation
System Of A Down
Rob Zombie
Hatebreed
Leftfield
Xzibit
Primal Scream
Daft Punk
Lost Prophets
Led Zeppelin
Public Enemy
AFI
Boy Kill Boy
Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass
That guy who asked "are you Sting Ray, are you Jimmy Ray?" he was funny whatever his name was..
hed P.E.
Silverstein
Aerosmith
Bad Religion
Millencolin
GreenDay
Spunge
Half Man Half Biscuit
GWAR
DJ Yoda
Filter
Fall Out Boy
Frank Sinatra
Kosheen
Eric Clapton
Depeche Mode
Joy Division
New Order
Madness
Mercury Rev
Michael Jackson (Pre-Paedo)
Linkin Park
Babybird
Captain
The Small Faces
Offspring
Jeff Buckley
Neil Young
Bare Naked Ladies
My Friend The Chocolate Cake
Nada Surf
Mercury Rev
Pendulum
Aphrodite
Pearl Jam
Papa Roach
Jim Noir
Queen
Radiohead
RHCP
Rolling Stones
Seahorses
Sevendust
Soundgarden
Soil
Super Furry Animals
The Kooks
The Go! Team
Moldy Peaches
Gorky's Zygotic Mynci
The Hives
The Flaming Lips
The Smiths
The Stone Roses
Tori Amos
The Zutons
Weezer
Ween
The Raconteurs
The Pippettes
The Union Underground
Marilyn Manson
The Who
The White Stripes
Gnarls Barkley
The Transplants
Gomez
Elton John
Machine Head
Eels
Beach Boys
Clawfinger
The Beatles
Beastie Boys
Blur
The Clash
The Music
Elbow
Incubus
Kaiser Chiefs
Pantera
Audioslave
Bloodhound Gang
Nobuo Uematsu
Teriyaki Boyz
DVDA
We Are Scientists
Van Morrison
Sir Kenneth of Loggins
HRH Lionel Richie
Silver Sun
Slayer
Snow Patrol
Sigur Ros
Queens Of The Stone Age
Muse
Maximo Park
Rammstein
Primal Scream
Slipknot
Flogging Molly
Franz Ferdinand
Jane's Addiction
NWA
Billy Ray Cyrus
Joe Satriani
Coldplay
AC-DC
Alter Bridge
Megadeth
Nirvana
Hard-Fi
H-Blockx
Goldfrapp
Gorillaz
Belle & Sebastian
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Alien Ant Farm
Eminem
The Arcade Fire
Arctic Monkeys
Athlete
Keane
Lordi
Scissor Sisters
Tool
36 Crazyfists
Smashing Pumpkins
The Lightning Seeds
Tears For Fears
Simple Minds
Bloc Party
Blink 182
Clap Your Hands...Say Yeah!
Jules Holland
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Foreigner
Fozzy
INXS
Hot Chip
Kubb
No Doubt (pre 2000)
Powerman 5000
Rick "Motherfudging" Derringer
Alice in Chains
Alanis Morrisette
Aqualung
Ash
Bad Religion
Boy Hits Car
Fleetwood Mac
Ian Brown
HIM
James
Kinks
Kid Rock
Kiss
Manic Street Preachers
Orson
Papa Roach
Queen Adreena
Lieutenant Pigeon
R.E.M.
Semisonic
Sunna
Dr Dre
The Delays
The Mad Capsule Markets
The Libertines
The Futureheads
The Levellers
Orbital
The Prodigy
Therapy
The Subways
Theory Of A Deadman
Trivium
Iggy Pop and the Stooges
Probot
Vashti Bunyan
Zebrahead
Magic Numbers
Wolfmother
We Are Scientists
Hot Chip
Morris Day and the Time
Violent Delight
Moby
Morcheeba
Dubstar
Mylo
Spineshank
Muse
King Prawn
Kylie
Kraftwerk
Jack Johnson
Snoop Snoop Da Loop
Stone Temple Pilots
Dirty Pretty Things
Limp Bizkit...i'm the only fan left...
OTHERS... 25 Ta Life 311 30 Seconds to Mars 40 Below Summer 48may A Perfect Circle A Static Lullaby A Thorn for every Heart A Thousand Falling Skies A Change of Pace A Day and a Deathwish A Day to Remember A Life Once Lost A Love Ends Suicide A Place for Tomorrow Abandoned Pools Abagnale Abbott Hayes Above This Fire Acceptance Across Five Aprils Adema Aftermatch of A Trainwreck Albert React Alec Empire Alexisonfire All That Remains Alleged All Else Failed Amanda Woodward Amber Pacific Ambulance LTD American Head Charge American Nightmare Anadivine Anam Cara Anberlin Animosity April Sixth Arch Enemy Arise Armor For Sleep ArmsBendBack As Cities Burn As I lay Dying Ash At The Drive-In Athlete Atreyu Audience of One Authority Zero Audio Adrenaline Avery is Noise Avenged Sevenfold Bad Brains Bad Religion Backsight Bane Bangarang Ballista Basment Jaxx Bayside Bear VS Shark Beck Belvedere Ben Folds Benassi Bros Better Than Ezra Between Home and Serenity Bid D and the Kids Table Bleach Bleed The Dream Bleeding Kansas Bleeding Through Blindside Blink-182 Blood For Blood Blood Loss Bloodsimple Bloody Sunday Bloodthirsty Lovers Box Car Racer Boyshitscar Boys Set Fire Boys Night Out Brianstorm Brand New Brazil Breaking Benjamin Bright Eyes Bullet for My Valentine Bunky Bury Your Dead Caesars Cake Cardia Carpark North Cartel Chevelle Chelsy Chick Habit Chimaera Chimaira Chiodos Circa Survive Clear Convictions Code Seven Cold Coldplay Converge Copeland Countdown To Life Criminal Daft Punk Damien Rice Daphne Loves Derby Darkest Hour Dark New Day Day at The Fair Days Away Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead Poetic

Movies:

Memoirs of a Geisha was good, Sin City, Lost In Translation, Rocky 4, Anchorman, Three Amigos, Mary Poppins, Indiana Jones - ROT Lost Ark.
All-time faves are probably The Shawshank Redemption - Akira - Goonies - A Beautiful Mind - Clerks - Waynes World and er..go on then..The Star Wars Trilogy(4 to 6) - Anything by the amazing Hayao Miyazaki as well -
Will Ferrell tickles me, not literally, but however much i try to fight against the grain of the mainstream toilet humour...Will brings me back to earth with a bump.

Television:

Don't get to watch too much TV, but i do keep an eye out for Top Gear, QI, TV Burp, Mythbusters, The Mighty Boooooosh....the really popular stuff i need not mention. The awesome Time Trumpet too and for some reason I was hooked on Supernatural, the series aimed at adolescent girls. I was worried too...
Sopranos is great stuff. I've even bought a white vest myself...but haven't gotten hold of an extended italian family yet, or a cadillac escalade. /
Series wise, Family Guy, Simpsons, South Park, Spaced, Black Books, Alan Partridge, Brass Eye, The Day Today, Friday Night Armistice, most satirical comedy.
Scrapheap Challenge is good but i get jealous of the engineers intellects.
Recently got all the series of Curb Your Enthusiasm. I quite liked Seinfeld when i was younger even though i was a bit young to get all the jokes, but Larry David is who i want to be when i grow up...but with more hair...
Me in Uni about 5 years ago...this hurt i recall...
Bah Gawwd!! Bah Gawwd!!

Books:

Some obvious ones like anything by Bill Bryson, The Da Vinci Code, inaccurate but a good thriller,
Books by Prof R Dawkins, Dave Gorman, Danny Wallace, Tony Hawks, Potter Series(i dunno why either..) and some less obvious ones like Emergence by Steven Johnson and Power-up by Chris Kohler. Will Ferguson is up there too.
Hell, i've even read Art of War and 48 Laws of Power...just for research of course...;)
I tend to read non-fiction, and travel books as that's what i did for a while.

Your Brain's Pattern
You have a tempered, reasonable way of thinking.
You tend to take every new idea in, and meld it with your world view.
For you, everything is always changing. Each moment is different.
Your thinking process tends to be very natural - with no beginnings or endings.

Heroes:

Heroes - Yes, its a great series...ho ho.. Spartacus - Max Worrall - Grimlock - John Peel - Freddie Flintoff - Zack de la Rocha - Tom Morello - Nelson Mandela - Vince McMahon Jr. - I admire Castro but i don't believe in his style of govt. Cool beard though. If Tony B grew one, I'd vote for him...maybe...

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Holibobs

Just got back from Florida and i'm still awake due to jet lag. It was a hell of a week, what with the nudity, being pulled over by Miami police, crashing the rental car, Jurassic Park, "I've never see...
Posted by Disco Stoo® on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:30:00 PST

I love it when a plan comes together.

Just got back from a horrid day at work, numbers and percentages filling my head, snowy conditions made driving home treacherous, and i'm wet from the snow. What should happen when i get in but i meet...
Posted by Disco Stoo® on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:42:00 PST

El Fatto!

Hello non-listeners, Should i be concerned that when i last visited my GP he said "You drink enough on a weekend night to kill a normal human being". What does he mean? Was that an order? He did empha...
Posted by Disco Stoo® on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:52:00 PST

Thank You Vince

Got back from Manchester after two amazing nights of Wrestling action, I'd just like to thank my buddies Dave and Rich at Ticketmaster for sorting me out again with excellent 3rd and 4th row seats. Th...
Posted by Disco Stoo® on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 12:47:00 PST

Gets my Goat...

Things annoying me this week include:- driving through council estates, firework displays in the garden adjacent to my kitchen wall in a built up resisdential area - and people that cut the phone...
Posted by Disco Stoo® on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:54:00 PST

The mentality of a 4 year old.....that's me!!

My favourite pastime at the mo is playing the same songs on my PC as other people on Messenger, even if i know them well or not. Then I watch them, trying to change their songs, but i keep playing the...
Posted by Disco Stoo® on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:02:00 PST

Sony = Rubbish

Spent a great deal of time fixing people's PS2's in the last few months. Thanks for the money Sony, but for about $1 a machine more you could have but a better quality lens in there.Disc read errors a...
Posted by Disco Stoo® on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 10:03:00 PST

Like a diamond bullet...the genius of it!

Just set Sky+ to record programs using my mobile in the pub. That's a great idea. Apart from when i get really drunk and set sky + to record Juicy Boobs 4 or something and my missus is at home when th...
Posted by Disco Stoo® on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 12:13:00 PST

The Single Oddest Blog You'll Ever Fucking Read...

Hmm..right..You know when you get into the shower or bath, do you have a split second when the water hits where you feel you've left an item of clothing on, or something you shouldn't get wet?I think ...
Posted by Disco Stoo® on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:29:00 PST

This Week...

...I 'ave been mostly..Putting my foot in it.Big up as they say to Lloyd and Heather. Great Wedding pics. I'm immensly jealous. See you in a week or two....
Posted by Disco Stoo® on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 12:44:00 PST