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* Im 19 years old
* i live in essex
* i wished i lived in LA
* Vikki Blows IS my real name :-)
* i cannot drive
* but i will
* it is my full time occupation to get my tits out
* i do this as i am too lazy to get a proper job ;-)
* my work is my passion
* one day i will run away and join the circus
* i would wear my pjyamas as everyday clothes but when i do they dont let me in shops/bars/clubs/ on the bus
* my favourite word is cunt, i quite like the word fanny also
* im obsessive, compulsive and narcastic,
* applejuice
* im scared of the dark
* im shy
* my birthday is the 30th december
* i enjoy saying random song lyrics at inapropriate times so to confuse people
* I dont drink alcohol , no im not weird , well maybe
a little bit
* i always keep an extra top in my bag kos i can never decide what i want to wear
* profously is my new favourite word especially when used in a sarcastic manner
* i cant spel
* im nothing like you think i am
*LIKES
* walking at night
* eyeliner
* sleaze
* pugs
* ginger hair
* fetish photography
* mermaids
* leopard print
* fairy lights
* primark
* hello kitty
* dressing up
* cute txts wen i wake up in the morning
* h&m
* tea
* big chunky necklaces
* marlboro lights
*shortbread
* black jewllery
* 7 inched heels
* starbucks
* darling nikki
* porn
* the smug smiley on msn
* pin up
* fishnet tights
* doing nuffin
* dita von tease, jenna jameson, masumi max, christina aguleria
* gore
* bacon sarnies
* sarcasm
* pink wigs (hooker stylee)
* kissing
* tattoos
* pierceings
* fashion
*HATES
* Sick
* getting the last train
* people that whinge at me
* cheese
* cats
* when my hair gets rained on
* drunk people on trains
* liars
* bitchyness
*people who abuse your trust, and there power
*people that hate people because there not like them
* society
* people with no manners
* pidgeons
OVERRATED THINGS
*fame
*money
*big boobs (unless there sams *wink wink*)
*nightclubs
*getting pissed
*1 night stands
*the game
*footballers (and there wives)
UNDERRATED THINGS
*midget wrestling
*teasmaids (woo)
*masterbating
*random acts of kindness
*the teenage mutant hero turtles
*the ginger 1 from girls aloud
*cilit bang
FUCK
*the haters , the arseholes the people out to get you
*the whiners, the people that cheat you
*you ;-)
*the people that pretend to be your friends
*the cunts that are purposefuly rude, the cunts that purposefuly lie
*at least 4 times a day
*the hypercritical, the greedy , the decieveing
*the people that dont apreciate you
oh and girls fame isnt sexually transmitted
i think i need a puppy
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