About Me

Mumbo Bumbo Jumbo Jet will blow your mind. Imagine all the music in the world was put into a landfill by aural Nazis from the future, and then radioactive space-lightning struck it and it became sentient in the form of four attractive and gifted youngsters. That, my friends, would be Mumbo Bumbo Jumbo Jet.
Their new track Me And Jay-Z has been scientifically proven to kick even the hardiest of arses. Rigorous testing by brainy professors has shown it to contain the audio equivalent of a giant fucking foot up the a-hole. It will be available in shops once EU regulations are relaxed enough to allow the sale of lethal sonic arse-mangling rock and roll weaponry.

You'd better buy yourself a new arse. Because the one you've got is about to be rocked the fuck off.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/27/2007
Band Members: Terry O'Mumbo (vocals)
Katie McBumbo (guitar)
Eric Jumbosson (bass)
Hank Jet (drums)
Sounds Like: The baby that is born nine months after a sweaty lengthy orgy involving every tune ever made, when no one tune wants to take responsibility and claim fatherhood. That's what it fucking sounds like.
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

SILENCE, YE DOUBTING FUCKS

We keep our ears near the ground in Mumbo Bumbo Jumbo Jet. Hank's ears are especially near the ground, because he's in a wheelchair at the moment because of some pretty funky medication he's been misu...
Posted by Mumbo Bumbo Jumbo Jet on Mon, 28 May 2007 05:29:00 PST

WHERE HAVE WE FUCKING BEEN?

IT'S LIKE THIS: Eric's been busy Seeing this, doing these, Eating fish, doing business, Getting S.T.Ds Reading books, writing novels, Seeing anorak tailors, Riding bikes, building houses, Drinking ru...
Posted by Mumbo Bumbo Jumbo Jet on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 04:22:00 PST

Happy Valentine's Day from MBJJ!

Greetings, fans of ROCK!We trust you have all heard, enjoyed and danced to our new track ME AND JAY-Z. I don't think we'd be exaggerating at all to say it's the best song anyone has ever written...
Posted by Mumbo Bumbo Jumbo Jet on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:05:00 PST

Children of ROCK rejoice!

We've found ourselves a new producer to replace Brian the smack-fiend (who owes us three fucking grand, the shitbag). Bjorn is a large man from Sweden with an incredibly impressive track record (as op...
Posted by Mumbo Bumbo Jumbo Jet on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 02:32:00 PST

Are you ready for MBJJ?

Hello there, people of the Internet. We are Mumbo Bumbo Jumbo Jet. We will rock you like a granite hurricane. The next month or so will be an exciting time. We are used to fuck-milking the rock from t...
Posted by Mumbo Bumbo Jumbo Jet on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:52:00 PST