When I was younger and lighter I was a Jockey.
I rode in over three hundred races including the Grand National and riding many winners.
But then I got fat and broke my back.
It was time to move on...
I became a roadie with bands such as Black Sabbath, Deep Purple and Wham. I was asked to take a band to Japan, I have little memory of what happened but I have since learnt that driving to the first gig the bus crashed killing everyone in it except me. Thus confirming that I am not a very good Tour Manager.
The years that followed are a amnesia and sake induced blur... I was taken in by kindly but essentially deluded, freakish Catholic missionaries. Although never fully brainwashed with their God bothering I did develop a love of their crazy outfits.
Somehow in 1999 I caused uproar by being the first westerner to become Karaoke Champion of Japan. I lived a short semi celebrity lifestyle in Japan before meeting Electric Eel Shock. I have been touring the world with them ever since and although I am still a very bad tour manager I haven't killed them yet.
In a recent development Bob Slayer also became head of Security for MC Devvo
