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Jerry

I am here for Friends

About Me

I stole my sister's girlfriend. It was all whirlwind, heat and flash. Within a week we killed her parents and hit the road.

My Interests

Beer and sex and chips and gravy

I'd like to meet:

Spacebats

Music:

AC/DC, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple mkIII and IV, Whitesnake pre-1987, Rainbow, Johnny Cash, John Mellencamp, Willie Nelson, Tom Petty, Neil Young, Ian McNabb, Icicle Works, Kris Kristofferson, Waylon Jennings, Corrosion Of Conformity, Trouble, The Sword, Pink Floyd, Yes, Genesis, ELP, King Crimson, Sweet, Skyhooks, Cold Chisel, Jimmy Barnes, Doc Holliday, Molly Hatchet, The Outlaws, The Allman Brothers, The Grateful Dead, Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, Hank Williams III, Shooter Jennings, Alfa 9, Anne-Marie Helder, Panic Room, Wolf, David Bowie, Glenn Hughes, Journey, Styx, Jellyfish, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Voodoo Shock and Orange Fucking Goblin Baby

Movies:

American Werewolf In London, Napoleon Dynamite, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, An Evening With Kevin Smith, Team America, Dead Man's Shoes, Dog Soldiers, 28 Days Later, O Brother Where Art Thou, Reservoir Dogs, From Dusk Til Dawn, Silence Of The Lambs, Hannibal, Manhunter, Red Dragon, Lost Boys, Clerks II, Borat, Sideways

Television:

X Files, My Name Is Earl, Supernatural, Lost, The Sopranos, Life On Mars,

Books:

Stig Of The Dump

Heroes:

Bon Scott, Jack Daniel

My Blog

Laughter, Smiles, The Korma Sea and an Ill Wind Blowing

Roxy laughed today. Her first laugh. For daddy. Or more likely at daddy. But so what. She laughed. It was great. I was in the study working, Adair was in the bathroom, and Roxy started crying. Off I r...
Posted by Jerry on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 05:20:00 PST

Four Weeks Old Today

Well, Little Poo, as Roxy has been re-named on account of her phenomenal ability for flatulence and defecation, is four weeks old today, and already it seems like she's always been with us. A right li...
Posted by Jerry on Tue, 09 May 2006 04:37:00 PST

Queen Of Her Castle

Well, little Roxy is now home and has very much made herself at home. She sleeps and eats well, and craps like her dad (which I'm assuming at her age must be some kind of world record!). We've been lu...
Posted by Jerry on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:17:00 PST

Daddy's Little Princess

Little Roxy eventually graced us with her presence at 5.29am this morning,weighing in at a respectable 7lbs exactly. We'd originally hoped she'd haveher mother's looks and daddy's brains, but it seems...
Posted by Jerry on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 12:02:00 PST

Waters Have Broken...

Well, I always said I'd start this blog when my little daughter Roxy was born. And now it seems that's right upon us as Adair's waters have broken (all over the bed I hasten to add - oh the joys of fa...
Posted by Jerry on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 04:36:00 PST