How pretentious of me to say that I want to crucify the next twat who has an over-abundance of photo albums dedicated to their amazing extra-curricular activities, other than the obvious grooming of their myspace face
Nice preface to numb me from my swallowing ineptitude to the literature world!:
"His talent was as natural as the pattern that was made by the dust on a butterfly's wings. At one time he understood it no more than the butterfly did and he did not know when it was brushed or marred. Later he became conscious of his damaged wings and their construction and he learned to think and could not fly any more because the love of flight was gone and he could only remember when it had been effortless." Hemingway on Fitzgerald, neither of whom I've read.
Luke told me to delete the stuff i wrote about 'loving the way girls don't reply to me if i mention clitoral orgasms as it's the best deterrence', so i did
me puddley holey palm:
Recently I've realised that some of my best qualities are very large deviations from actual qualities. To list a few: i get hit by buses, i am scared of tills, i have never eaten a pear, i constantly stink of turps, i am too open about my ignorance, i am sickeningly late for everything/everyone/anything/anyone, my brain is slowly dissolving in a mixture of intensive UV rays and artificical ibook light, academically i am too florid about my love for great literature authors, i sport a barnet of a 'cockeral' and start fires on celebrations . I like the idea of epiphanies. I calculated that if I have roughly 45 in my life i should be quite a wholesome person when i die. My inquisitive mind is fueled by my need to have peace of mind which usually lands me in uncomfortable trouble.
Ultimately, I'm going to turn into a sad, decrepid widow who quotes that: "love does not exist; it is merely the malfunction of the brain after sleep deprivation and hormone imbalance."
He also told me to delete my crap money rant about how i think money is a gigantic, destructive form of shit and that it should be replaced with sweet little tokens of genuine love and care and the more moral and good attributes you have, the further you will go in life and the more you will have to spend, on nice things like oral sex, so i did.
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