MyGen
Profile Generator My friend Dario likes to keep time.
He lives on my wrist
and drains my life.
Schneider's first rank symptoms for descent into madness:
*Auditory hallucinations
*Thought withdrawal
*Source of thoughts ascribed to others intruding on the mind.
*Feelings or actions experienced as made by external agents
*Will suddenly adopt a belief outside of cultural and religious beliefs, without a trigger or influenced from life events; which is irrational and unshakeable.
Deep breaths.
I would prefer if life were in slow motion.
I eat more porridge than pastrami.
I eat more pasta than popcorn.
I eat more plasticine than pepparami.
Aren't complex carbs lovely?
Amputee porn's best friend, bestiality.
I love and hate the following things:
About me...
White Male. Between 60-80kg. Between 5 and 6 feet. Between 10 and 40 years old.
Now on to the main topic. It is something which one cannot express enough anger about in the 'hate' box:
POWER ASSISTED DOORS .
These are the ones that do not open automatically, but are not normal doors. They require a small amount of push to open. the monstrosities are often seen at petrol-station entrances.
I begin with the conceptual inconsistency -
When a door is pushed nearer the hinge, it is harder to open. When pressed nearer the edge, a lower force must be exerted over a greater distance. However, in the case of power assisted doors, it will open with the same required force regardless of where force is applied. Power assisted doors are thus detrimental to the development of the public's general understanding of physics.
Pragmatically:
Since they are not quite an automatic door, yet require the same (or perhaps more) power to run, they are productively inefficient.
Socially - The disabled cannot enter as easily, as in the case of an automatic door. The individual must press his wheelchair into the door and continue to ensure the door opens. The rubber wheel grip of the chair may inhibit this - causing further problems.
Psychologically - The controlled rate of opening speed, combined with the fact that the door provides no 'service' like a fully automatic one would, entails a removal of personal autonomy, leading to a complex of 'I am not competent to choose the rate at which I should open this door'. This devalues the individual, possibly precipitating severe depression.
So if you own the patent to this deadweight LOSS TO SOCIETY; you're a ridiculous dick and I hate you.
engulfing face.
Now go read blogs, or mug the elderly or something.
- Yusef.
