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About Me


MyGen Profile Generator I'm Alex. I'm alright.
There's these guys:
U R TEH AWESOMG! - Rombo
Aleeks is gay - Nat
YOU ARE THE MOST AMAZIN PERSON IN TEH WORLDZ. - Sawah
It's a well known truth that you've put your cats through horrible sexual abuse over the years, if they could speak, they'd say 'help me' - Emmarr
Alex Wilkie.. where to start? Probably the fact that everytime we get together we have hot, steamy breakfast. - Pastry Hose
you find pleasure in the sodimisation of your mother...................... with elephants. - El Bridgio
Alex is an absolute batty, according to the 'how much of a radge are you' quiz. He gropes, he fondles, he's made of puppy dogs tails, as the popular rhyme goes. He also has a choad, and I suspect he utilises it innapropriately, namely in chuffs of others. - Yusef
Dear Alex, you are a fucking bellend and I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, you mincer. - Bondy
Alex is perfection at it's best. - The Chris Norris Review
you fucking spazztic virgin - Nat
Alex is about as cool as a 5 legged horse, however Jess is cooler - Jess, who took time out of doing her physics homework to tell me that.
emo cunt - Nat
you ROCK!!! - Ed
Wilkie: He's like Buddha without a weight problem - Doco
Alex is the coolest person you will meet... ever! i loves him more than you do biatches! - Caz
Alex murdered my rat and destroyed my lamp - Sawah
Alex is pure, straight up, no doubt about it, 100%....GAY! - Nick
ALEX HAS BAD FENG SHUI! HIS KARMA'S GONNA KICK HIM RIGHT IN THE - actually, old chap, you're not all that bad. In fact, you're a ribtickling good time, and highly interesting with the old conversation. *sigh* I yearn for the days of our row-by scandal with the old Cambridge scallies. Alas, the days of our bitches and homies have, like the rivers the boats row upon, flown ever freely away... - Rebekah Smith
mention me in your about me boy. i bled, sweat, and cried for kettleflex and the awesome power of petty crime. i lost a best friend in james dunnill for petty crime. xxxxxx - Simon Ruddy Troughton. He's in charge.
Alex, unlike Liam is in fact made of chocolate. However, unfortunately he is not even as tasty as a Spanish Terry's Chocolate Orange you can purchase from the Pound Shop, that is also out of date. - Steven Meikle (has the most beautiful deep blue eyes)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who doesn't remind me of anyone that I already know.

My Blog

Right, this dream last night was too ridiculous to not blog.

Right, so, it began as an episode of "Without a Trace", which is a show I've never actually watched,but this was a very surreal version. First of all, the protagonist was Jeremy Beadle, and there were...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 08:16:00 GMT

Round 3: Steven Piper and [s][u][i][b]WIZZY ·$0 [/b][/i][/u][/s]

Steven Piper says:WIZZZY!![s][u][i][b]WIZZY ·$0 [/b][/i][/u][/s] says:hey[s][u][i][b]WIZZY ·$0 [/b][/i][/u][/s] says:hu is thisSteven Piper says:how are you man?Steven Piper says: tis Stevie Brilliant...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:19:00 GMT

Crossover time: Liam and [c=11]69er( )1991() WIZZY ()2008() re96[/c]

Liam says: hey warren mate check this shit http://youtube.com/watch?v=_2EaMr5F_o0 [c=11]69er( )1991() WIZZY ()2008() re96[/c] says: who is this:S Liam says: ben [c=11]69er( )1991() WIZZY ()2008() re96...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:37:00 GMT

Alex and [c=11]69er( )1991() WIZZY ()2008() re96[/c], Vol 1

You know the drill. Alex says: y'know that first set of brackets there Alex says: they're all "( )" instead of "()" Alex says: which totally disrupts the pattern you're going for [c=11]69er( )1...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Im in love. Again.

Read from the bottom up. MySpace messages, dig?  Also I guess it isn't clear for some people, but she's a girl. If that matters.                 ...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 03:00:00 GMT

Liam and Pete vol. 7

It's the much anticipated seventh chapter in this saga. This long delayed edition is from over a month ago, and unfortunately it ends rather darkly with a potential blocking for Liam. Is this the end ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:39:00 GMT

Liam and Pete vol. 6

Topics covered: Pete's passion for angry sex, racism - is it cool?, Pete's opinions on Kettleflex, Pete discussing how emo is one of the most crucial things in the existence of mankind and Pete's idea...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 09:37:00 GMT

Liam and Pete vol. 5

Pete's RANDOMNESS is flying off the handle in this week's edition, fans. Keep an eye out at the end for a syllable of human compassion!Liam says:i don't suppose you've seen the new guitar hero 2 expan...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 15:27:00 GMT

Liam and Pete vol. 4

This haunting chapter of Liam and Pete kicks off with Pete's Girlfriend adding Liam on MSN. But is it really Pete's Girlfriend? Make your own conclusions:Liam says:hi, who the hell is this? judging fr...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 13:39:00 GMT

Liam and Pete vol. 3

Oh no! Pete's still stupid! Proof: Pete says:wtfLiam says:hi to you tooPete says:beatles wtfLiam says:sentences would helpPete says:why do ppl like the beatlestheyre shitLiam says:the beatles more or ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:45:00 GMT