Kieran! Kelly! profile picture

Kieran! Kelly!

You're The Living End

About Me

I love rugby, footy, running in the rain and goin 2 partys. I love havin partys 2, until the morning after when u realise that your house is half demolished. I love eating, i like milk, i like being slightly more than half irish, and i like it when people say "ive always thought of you as a good boy kieran, but apparently im wrong".
i also like the phrase "spillage in the village"

I HATE it when you walk into a room, and try on switch on the light when youre still walkin. then you miss the switch, and cant be arsed to go back to switch the light on properly, so you walk around in the dark, fall over the dishwasher, smack your knee off a spoon and knock over a yoghurt. then forget what you went into the kitchen for in the first place. it just happened. and i hate it. fucking yoghurts and lights.

i also discovered recently that i dont like it when the house is locked and u have 2 sleep in the greenhouse.

My Interests

Sport, especially rugby, P.A.R.T.Ying, laziness, anythin involving mixing drinks, winding ppl up, deliberately causing awkward silences, being told stories about awkward silences, the word "naughty", rugby injuries, jurassic park, eating ridiculous amounts of food and not putting on any weight, using the fact that i was disabled last christmas as an excuse for almost everything.

I'd like to meet:

Hugh Grant,
danny wallace,
sean bean (i did meet him once!),
simon pegg n nick frost,
terry wogan,
brian o'driscoll
mitchell and webb,
ross noble
dylan moran
sen'or coat (obviously)
carol vorderman,

a female kieran kelly. but with a different nose.

Music:

oooooooooooo all sorts. 'specially the rakes, futureheads, young knives n pendulum at the moment. and of course looads of really shit stuff which apparently only i've heard of.

The Young Knives
Turn Tail :

Movies:

Ooh, 300 was class, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Gladiator, Lord of the Rings, braveheart, jurassic park life of brian, naked gun, borat, jurassic park, children of men, team america, the old pink panthers, jurassic park, forrest gump, savin private ryan, the last king of scotland, hairspray, and a large number of others.

Television:

funny stuff mostly- 'Allo 'Allo, Spaced, blackadder, fawlty towers, father ted, peep show, mighty boosh, inbetweeners, look around you, my family, roman's empire, loads of stuff. anythin funny really.

My favourite clip off Trigger Happy TV
and the occasional advert :)

Books:

This isnt even funny. i cant read. i assume that putting that instead of actual names of books makes me cool.

Heroes:

Hugh Grant,
danny wallace,
sean bean,
simon pegg, nick frost,
terry wogan,
bruce forsythe,
brian o'driscoll,
dylan moran,
loui theroux a bit,
Renee Artois
Renee LaLou
Dr Donaldson from dukes house wood,
whoever gave 'Sexytech' a job at our school,
and of course mike off 'spaced'

My Blog

montag nacht

"lads. lads. lads. lads. lads. lads. lads. lads.lads. lads. lads: im fucking melancholic" what a night. phoenix smashin a jug off sam jamas head. phoenix cutting his hand on the glass off the jug. pho...
Posted by Kieran! Kelly! on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:57:00 PST

the important stuff

firstly, you know how in the olympics at the minute the finals for swimming and track events all contain 8 athletes? they should definately do the same thing with the boxing final, and have 8 box...
Posted by Kieran! Kelly! on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:39:00 PST

pendulum

three words: "fuck" "ing" "hell" an amazing night, despite the lost wallet, the crawling on the floor trying to find it, the getting slapped a lot and being so busy concentrating on dancing that ...
Posted by Kieran! Kelly! on Tue, 06 May 2008 08:49:00 PST

fat teens cant hunt (christmas special)

this has fuck all to do with christmas by the way, it was just a sneaky way of ensnarin u into readin this. you know that program 'fat teens cant hunt'? it would be soooo much more entertainin if...
Posted by Kieran! Kelly! on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:43:00 PST

common misconceptions

due to my posh childhood which has led to a ridiculously outdated sentence structure, and use of words such as 'due', there were a lot of things i didnt learn till later in life than ot...
Posted by Kieran! Kelly! on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 03:51:00 PST

le soomerre (the summer)

as you can tell from the title, this will be a truly multicultural blog to match my multicultural summer. and when i say 'multicultural summer' i mean i went to france. usually, i am for aboslutely n...
Posted by Kieran! Kelly! on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:54:00 PST

'Love Today' (short one)

i really cant listen to love today by mika without crying with laughter. it really is the ultimate song 2 dance 2 drunkenly and do some very stereotypical actions while pretending to be a 'little bit'...
Posted by Kieran! Kelly! on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 03:53:00 PST

28 weekends later.... woooooo

that title was a clever blend of '28 weeks later' and sumtihn 2 do with this weekend. how clever was that!? the answer is 'quite clever'. this weekends been a great laugh- trampoline session at mine o...
Posted by Kieran! Kelly! on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 09:56:00 PST

The geography rap

done by me, dj lopez and mc moralee-vil with input from krissy creedo you wont get it unless ur in our geog class ;)   Urbanisation, Corporation, Masturbation, Glaciation Your twilight zone makes...
Posted by Kieran! Kelly! on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:25:00 PST

get 2 know me a biiiit

a few things about me that might help u 2 get to know me a bit better. cos i am a "complex character". apparently. on sunday i quit footy. so I dont play for swalwell any more. its the end of a ...
Posted by Kieran! Kelly! on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:25:00 PST