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God

I am the one and only God.

About Me

I am omniscient, omnipotent and I will rip your head off if you don't like me.

My Interests

Christian rock, anti-abortion, conservatism, celibacy, thwarting homosexuals, pudding the kibash on the heathans, pagans and heretics, smiting athiests, and an occasional round of volleyball.

I'd like to meet:

I already know everybody.

Music:

Creed, Switchfoot, P.O.D., Kanye West, Mozart, Pope Gregory, and the BeeGees.

Movies:

The Passion of the Christ, the Exorcist, the Sixth Day, the End of Days, and Rosemary's Baby.

Television:

EWTN, Morning Mass, the Weather Channel, and the Amazing Race family edition (GO WEAVERS!).

Books:

The Bible by Me, C.S. Lewis, Thomas Aquinas, and Harry Potter.

Heroes:

All people have there faults. Even Jesus.

My Blog

"Thanks for the add".....

Really, of all of the things I have done for all of you, some of you say "thank you" but you say thanks for being on my friends list. What about all of the other good stuff? Creation? Free will? Boobs...
Posted by God on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 08:13:00 PST

ATTENTION MORTALS

I think you should all know that using the phrase "OMG" online is a sin. Some of you less intelligent mortals might not have known that. To type "OMG" is to use My name in vain (which goes against the...
Posted by God on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:41:00 PST

The Bible Code

You fools. The destiny of humanity is all layed out for you in my book. Some people actually have the audacity to say that the bible code is a hoax. When has the bible ever been wrong? People say, "We...
Posted by God on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 06:47:00 PST