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Dennis

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster, and if you gaze for lo

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Music:

The Beatles, Outkast, Nirvana, Nellie Mckay, ABBA, They Might Be Giants, Ween, Queen, David Bowie, Tegan & Sara, Tupac, The Notorious B.I.G., Scarf Face, Ken Nordine, Rilo Kiley, Meat Puppets, The Langley schools music project, Frank Zappa, Frank Sinatra, Dizzee Rascal, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Elvis Presley, Elvis Costello, Liz Phair, The Donnas, The Doors, Leadbelly, Snoop Dogg, Shonen Knife, Hank Williams (sr.), Ann Peebles, M.I.A., Astrud Gilberto, The Andrews Sisters, Lady Sovereign, L7, The White Stripes, Missy Elliott, Cee-Lo, Smoosh, Prince, Pixies, Pogues, Primus, Tom Waits, Randy Newman, Warren Zevon, Jonathan Richman, Daniel Johnston, Wesley Willis, Syd Barrett, Howlin' Wolf, Mozart, Robyn Hitchcock, Lily Allen, Kanye West, Patsy Cline, Devo, ELO, REM, TLC, XTC, ZZtop, Iggy Pop, Sex Pistols, Public Image Limited, The Streets, Lords Of Acid, The Clash, Phish, Fishbone, Beck, Busta Rhymes, Billy Joel, Ben Folds, Blondie, Go Go's, Eminem, Eminemmylou, Emonem, Richard Cheese, Weird Al, Terry Jacks,
Etc. Etc...

Television:

"Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye" Bill Hicks

Books:

"The Raven" By Edgar Allan Poe...
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door- Only this, and nothing more."
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;- vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow- sorrow for the lost Lenore- For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore- Nameless here for evermore.
And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me- filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating, "'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door- Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;- This it is, and nothing more."
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer, "Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, That I scarce was sure I heard you"- here I opened wide the door;- Darkness there, and nothing more.
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before; But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token, And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, "Lenore!" This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Lenore!"- Merely this, and nothing more.
Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning, Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
"Surely," said I, "surely that is something at my window lattice: Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore- Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;- 'Tis the wind and nothing more."
Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter, In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore; Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he; But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door- Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door- Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore.
"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven, Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the Nightly shore- Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!" Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."
Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly, Though its answer little meaning- little relevancy bore; For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being Ever yet was blest with seeing bird above his chamber door- Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door, With such name as "Nevermore."
But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered- not a feather then he fluttered- Till I scarcely more than muttered, "other friends have flown before- On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before." Then the bird said, "Nevermore."
Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken, "Doubtless," said I, "what it utters is its only stock and store, Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore- Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore Of 'Never- nevermore'."
But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door; Then upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore- What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking "Nevermore."
This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core; This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamplight gloated o'er, But whose velvet violet lining with the lamplight gloating o'er, She shall press, ah, nevermore!
Then methought the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer Swung by Seraphim whose footfalls tinkled on the tufted floor.
"Wretch," I cried, "thy God hath lent thee- by these angels he hath sent thee Respite- respite and nepenthe, from thy memories of Lenore! Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!" Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."
"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil!- prophet still, if bird or devil!- Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore, Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted- On this home by horror haunted- tell me truly, I implore- Is there- is there balm in Gilead?- tell me- tell me, I implore!" Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."
"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil- prophet still, if bird or devil! By that Heaven that bends above us- by that God we both adore- Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn, It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore- Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore." Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."
"Be that word our sign in parting, bird or fiend," I shrieked, upstarting- "Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore! Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken! Leave my loneliness unbroken!- quit the bust above my door! Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!" Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."
And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door; And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming, And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor; And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor Shall be lifted- nevermore!

Heroes:

"When the first Superman movie came out, I was frequently asked "What is a hero?" I remember the glib response I repeated so many times. My answer was that a hero is someone who commits a courageous action without considering the consequences. a soldier who crawls out of a foxhole to drag an injured buddy to safety. And I also meant individuals who are slightly larger than life: Houdini and Lindbergh, John Wayne, JFK, and Joe DiMaggio.
Now my definition is completely different. I think a hero is an ordinary individual who finds strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles" Christopher Reeve

My Blog

What’s The New Mary Jane?

Written By John Lennon in 1968 for The Beatles "The White Album", but not used at the time... YouTube it sometime! It's awesome!!! She looks as an African queen,She eating twelve chapattis and cr...
Posted by Dennis on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:04:00 PST

Two Little Politicians

Two little politiciansArguing over this and that"I'm bigger!" says the 1"No, I'm bigger" says the 2Tho you'd need a Microscope to see Either one of them! 2008 DHB productionsNot copywritten, so please...
Posted by Dennis on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 07:40:00 PST

Pistol-Packin Soccer Mama

Bringing your Shooter to the big Game, Ready to out-draw The other soccer moms.They would never Stand a chance.You the baddest Soccer mama there.Don't you know --People don't kill People,Guns kill peo...
Posted by Dennis on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 07:27:00 PST

Kaspar The Dead Baby

Written By Marv Wolfman, Drawn By Marie Severin. From Crazy Magazine 8 (1974) I remember reading this sucker. I would have been 9 or 10, depending on the month it came out (not sure now...) This must...
Posted by Dennis on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 06:18:00 PST

The Tell-Tale Heart

TRUE! nervous, very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why WILL you say that I am mad? The disease had sharpened my senses, not destroyed, not dulled them. Above all was the sense of hear...
Posted by Dennis on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 03:24:00 PST

Hey, you groovy person, you...

I just want to tell you that I love you! you are so awesome, that I can't begin to express the awesomeness that is you in mere mortal words! You should know that you're the greatest thi...
Posted by Dennis on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 01:45:00 PST

Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

This was in my email inbox today, and I thought it was a pretty amusing little joke...   Psychiatrists vs. BartendersEVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NI...
Posted by Dennis on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:43:00 PST

A message about life

 "I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today,  life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.  I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the...
Posted by Dennis on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 01:30:00 PST

What Im reading now!

"Wicked : the life and times of the Wicked Witch of the West"  Written By Gregory Maguire... (the unabridged book-on-cd edition) "When Dorothy triumphed over the Wicked Witch of the West in L. Fr...
Posted by Dennis on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:02:00 PST

"Walden" : The Squirrels

I just got done listening to the Book-On-CD version of "Walden" by Henry David Thoreau over the weekend, and it was an amazing "read"!I just want to post this final blog on the subject, as I consider ...
Posted by Dennis on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:16:00 PST