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The Roadside Memorials

About Me

The Roadside Memorials = The Current Musical Project Of Handsome Scott Jones. Mr. Jones had run the Sex Girl Patrol for a couple of years and before that ran The S.I.D.S. (or sudden infant death symphony) and had been second or third banana in a bunch of shitty bands before that. Mr. Jones is also a film maker, comedian and out of work radio personality. He Loves Music And Is Happy With The Shape Of Things To Come....The Roadside Memorials Present- That's How We Do It On Halloween
The Roadside Memorials - "The Worst Day Of Her Life" (Rated R)
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Member Since: 12/26/2007
Band Website: www.myspace.com/sexgirlpatrol
Band Members: Handsome Scott Jones - Grand Wizard, Guitar, Vocals, Keyboard, Drum Stuff, Theremin, et al......
Influences: the only band you have to blame is Fisher and Maher who gave me and my bubby the balls to make a band...
Sounds Like: were not a punk rock band, were a new wave band. got to prove were adults now....
Record Label: Karl Moyer Productions
Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

go to this... buy a new cd. jesus wants you too...

AKA HANDSOME SCOTT JONES: woulddig if everyone came to his bethlehem stand up act tonight at thewildflower cafe south side bethlehem at like 9:30. will play music inthe act as well
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:19:00 GMT

Hardcore Nudity and Big Explosions (but not really...)

Check out this video: Hardcore Nudity and Big Explosions (but not really...)
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 13:51:00 GMT

Save Handsome Scott Jones Fundraiser

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.... Handsome Scott Jones Is Broke and Living In His Mom's Attic. Please Buy His Latest Album For An 8 Dollar Donation. Each Cd Comes Wit...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Mar 2009 01:50:00 GMT

Lotsa Pussy and Big Explosions

Handsome Scott Jones Of The Roadside Memorials is going through a true crisis and is broke. Save His Day and Buy His Newest Album. Send $8* c/o Handsome Scott Jones Po Box 43 Port Clinton,PA 19549. $8...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:17:00 GMT

new song

The Roadside Memorials just posted his new song about the chimp attack...  check it out. kinda in bad taste, just the way you like it....
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:45:00 GMT

Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964) - Full Movie! HQ!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxnOYfQiyt4 S-A-N-T-A - C-L-A-U-S, HOORAY FOR SANTA CLAUS!!!!
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 08:00:00 GMT

Elmo Burns Alive!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfCM_DRvJ_s i made this in 2006 and just got around to putting all 3 parts together. my oh my, i am a procrastinator.
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 23:34:00 GMT

Check out this video: Frankenstein 1910 - Music By The Roadside Memorials

Check out this video: Frankenstein 1910 - Music By The Roadside Memorials large credit is due to flotation toy warning's popstar researching oblivion which the score is based upon...HSJ
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:19:00 GMT

A HALLOWEEN CARD FOR YOU!!!!!

Check out this video: The Roadside Memorials Present- Thats How We Do It On Halloween
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:38:00 GMT

My Halloween Card For You NC-17

Check out this video: The Roadside Memorials Present- Thats How We Do It On Halloween
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 22:31:00 GMT