18 feet of glittery backdrop, penguins, a 9 foot chrome Cadillac emblem, bubble machines, pickled eggs, flash pods, fire, lights and films. We’ve done some videos and CDs (with a bunch of chord changes) ... we’ve toured Canada TOO many times ... opened for BIG SUGAR, THE HEADSTONES, WEEN, TEENAGE HEAD, THE GRUESOMES, WILD STRAWBERRIES, DREAD ZEPPELIN, RAY CONDO, THE TUBES and JUNKHOUSE. I’ve owned 14 Cadillacs, voted Toronto’s coolest musician by Eye Magazine and a ...NEW CD ... "ROUTE 666"
We’re stuck in a ship that was going just fine till the engine quit. It’s the pits, stuck like this; fiddling with these knobs trying to get this thing fixed and parked by a star that doesn’t even take an ATM card. It really sucks; won’t start; about a billion miles to the nearest garage. We should have got it checked before we set out on this trek but instead we bought a multi disk-CD deck and now we’re - LOST IN SPACE! Floating here; low on air; drifting through space and now we’ve run out of beer. Oh please, who cut the cheese; we’re all cooped-up and now we’re starting to freeze. If we ever make it back to home, crap home - one thing I know is my agent is toast. I’ll have his ass, once we get back; the band’s all pissed; we’re not paid enough for this. It’s the pits; I need a drink; floating in the sticks in a spaceship that’s sick. We’re stuck in outer-space doing a gig that was a waste and now we’re going to die … oh great!!! We need a tow and to call home and a bucket full of quarters if we find a pay phone. Try that switch, it still goes click! We’re just so screwed, I really think this is it. We’re gonna end our days as space garbage; I had bigger plans for the band than being … LOST IN SPACE!tom green
| The Cramps-Bikini Girls With Machine Guns
CADILLAC BILL - "Boomerang" CADILLAC BILL - "Being A Human"
