You can subscribe to my Myspace blog, which would make me happy. I like being happy.
Sometimes, I live here:
It is an awesome place of love, happiness, and fluffy bunnies.
Plus we write great blogs and shit. So you should check it out.
Should you wonder what is going on inside my head, look for yourself:
You should also go here:
Also, this is probably good to know:
20 Random Facts You Should Know About Your Jen:
1. When I say I love Diet Coke, I mean I love Diet Coke. Deeply. Desperately. With all my heart and soul. I want to marry it and live with it forever and ever. It is my soulmate. Nothing will ever come between me and my Diet Coke, and if you try I will cut you.
2. I think unpainted toenails are the devil. On women. Men can have naked toes, I guess.
3. Ann Coulter needs to be bitchslapped, given both a swirly and an atomic wedgie, decapitated, drawn and quartered, and her head needs to be placed on a pike and mocked for all eternity.
4. Conversely, Stephen Colbert is my fucking hero. I would like to fan him and feed him grapes.
5. I can sing Dr. Dre at karaoke, but not Snoop Dogg. I can also do a mean Sinead O'Connor, but I don't rip up pictures of the Pope.
6. I think seafood in any form is vile and disgusting. I think shrimp look like giant bugs and I really don't understand how any sane person could eat a lobster. I would rather eat a squirrel.
7. Your bulging muscles or Greek-Godlike face will probably not impress me, but if you make me laugh I will probably be smitten.
8. I smoke. If'n you don't like it, you can stop breathing. I know it's a vile habit, I hate it, too, but if I quit I think I would be a big bitchbag(word copyright Kemari).
9. I am legally blind. If you wave your hands in front of my face and say "can you see this??" I will not be amused. Tard.
10. People that whip their money around and talk about brand names nonstop impress me just about as much as dog poo.
11. I love love love burlesque. I will go to a burlesque show anywhere, anytime. Va-va-voom!
12. Do not ever, ever touch my feet. Really. Please. I mean this most sincerely. I will FREAK OUT.
13. I love to swim. I love the beach in general, even though I am generally the whitest person there. Beach volleyball rules.
14. My son looks like a clone of me, but with brown eyes. He makes me crack up on a regular basis.
15. Dr. Phil is retarded.
16. I love my cat far more than is healthy for a human being. (no, not THAT way, sicko.)
17. I was a professional model for several years, and I can safely say that it is the dumbest, most pointless, annoying job on the fucking planet.
18. I'm a leg woman.
19. I am generally uncoordinated and am known to trip and fall at least once a week.
20. I am neither a close talker nor a close sleeper and don't really understand either.
If you want to know something about me, just ask. I'm pretty laid back, and I don't bullshit people.
I'd like to meet people that are the same way, because unfortunately the world is full of far too many people that grossly misrepresent themselves.
I like to have a good time. I love going out to shows - concerts, burlesque, comedy/improv shows, etc., occasionally out to clubs, karaoke :D, whatever sounds like fun, basically. I'm looking forward to a great summer.
If you love me, you will come and read my website, because it is cool.
You can subscribe to my MySpace blog, which is fine, too.
And here are some pictures:
I used to be depressed a lot, but then I listened to my good friend Dre:
Now, with the help of my Hozac, life is pretty sweet! !