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Eeyore

Man's behind himself, man's below himself, man's beside himself, am I inside myself.

About Me

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." __________________"Don't think cause I understand, I care. Don't think cause I'm talking, we're friends." Sneaker Pimps

My Interests

I'm an entertainment junkie! Here's some of my photography.

I'd like to meet:

Somebody to become my captive audience. (Irony!!) Someone to become fascinated with me. (Fantasy) Someone to share my world with. (Serious)

Music:


Movies:



Television:

I don't watch tv. I hate commercials. Here's something better.
Games Provided By Blinkyou.com
The The - Swine Fever
Fee fi fo fum
Smell the blood of a gullible bum
Brain dead bored bought into the fraud
BiggerHarderFasterMore!
Trying to find some way of stopping
Struggling home with bags of shopping
Gotta buy gotta-gotta buy-buy
Gotta buy, gotta-gotta-gotta-gotta buy
Don't even like it
But you've just gotta try it
You don't even want it
But you're gonna buy
Gonna-gonna-gonna buy it
Always someone on the TV screen
Trying to sell you something you don't want or need
Sponsored by this, brought to you by that
Even as you slump in the back seat of a cab
But if it ain't you
Well, what're you gonna do?
There's always someone
Right behind you in the queue!
Don't even like it
But you've just gotta try it
You don't even want it
But you're gonna buy
Gonna-gonna-gonna buy it
You don't even need it
But you've just gotta have it
You don't even want it
But you're gonna buy
Gonna-gonna-gonna buy it
Fee fi fo fum
Smell the blood of a gullible bum
Who should've been happy
Could've been content
Who got everything he set out to get
But what is the use of possessing the world
When you do not even possess your self?
What is the point of selling your soul
When there's nothing to buy
And nowhere to go?

Books:

Mostly horror, sci-fi, or fantasy and anything by Umberto Eco.

Heroes:

I adopted a cute lil' dragon fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

My Blog

Damaged

My heart is shattered in a million memories of the taste of her lipsThe funny shape of the corners of her mouthThe smile that whispered a thousand wordsIt all lay in ruin in the recesses of my mind A ...
Posted by Eeyore on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:35:00 PST

IQ Test

Mentally RetardedFar Below AverageBelow AverageAround AverageExceptionally GiftedExtremely BrilliantBright Masterminda Regional Geniusa Universal Genius   http://www.testriffic.com/iq/...
Posted by Eeyore on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 02:45:00 PST

No Escape

I'm so tired yet I fear for my eyes to closeThe darkness brings nightmares flying on the stolen wings of hopeMy mind and body grow weary of playing this gameAlways on the defensive, ducking and dodgin...
Posted by Eeyore on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 11:16:00 PST

Bad Mood

Blackness creeps in like the cold bony fingers of deathEngulfing my light particle by particleBlinding me with dark unforgivenessChoking out the very air that I breath Death makes a mockery of us allL...
Posted by Eeyore on Mon, 22 May 2006 03:21:00 PST

Fearful Hope

You whisper to me in a language that I don't understandI strain to pick out words that would hold meaningAlas they slip through my fingers like grasping at airLeaving me feeling empty and utterly...
Posted by Eeyore on Fri, 19 May 2006 12:15:00 PST

The Interview Game

 The Official Interview Game Rules:1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below asking to be interviewed.2. I will respond by asking you five questions - each person's will be different.3...
Posted by Eeyore on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 03:57:00 PST

Personality Test

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||| 43% Stability |||||| 30% Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 76% Accommodation |||||| 30% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| ...
Posted by Eeyore on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 02:29:00 PST

Forgotten Hate

It's been a long lazy winterAnd my life is going nowhereThe vultures are swooping downAnd carrying away my last remnants of hope Naked eye in the sky of the by and byTo here a now and then againLeapt ...
Posted by Eeyore on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 02:38:00 PST

Oh Christmas Tree!

Every year my whole family gets together and goes to LBL to get a Christmas tree.  The front room in my parents house is called an atrium.  It's just a huge room that the rest of the house i...
Posted by Eeyore on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 11:35:00 PST

Snippets

Who are you under that facadeBehind that black paint & mirrorsUnder the skin & behind the eyesUnderneath that clever disguise ____________________________________________________ I suppose bei...
Posted by Eeyore on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 11:26:00 PST