Taxonomy of an apology |
Martin Luther King Jr. once said that given a long enough timeline, the arrow of human history points towards justice. I would think that was true even if he didn't say it in that booming august allit...
Posted by Die Warzau on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:43:00 PST |
Goodbye, Jerry Falwell. |
I think it's important to understand the difference between ideas and people. It shouldn't be hard, right? Ideas are colorless, formless, floaty, mental things and people have pulses and bodies. Peopl...
Posted by Die Warzau on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:08:00 PST |
10 possibly lame yet ineffably true reasons why I will not be the next president |
I am the first one with my hand up explaining why I, Jim Marcus, would make a terrible president of the United States of America. Let's face it, there's an army duffel bag full of good solid reasons w...
Posted by Die Warzau on Fri, 11 May 2007 08:45:00 PST |
A Season in hell |
Just about everybody had that friend in High school who got busted smoking. Maybe his dad walked in on him and some friends smoking in the basement. Or maybe his mom found a pack in his coat. (This wa...
Posted by Die Warzau on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:05:00 PST |
We are totally big in some foreign country you've never heard of |
Everybody knows Johnny. Johnny's the guy in grade school with sort of oily hair and acne. He doesn't leave his house much and rarely speaks up in class. The girls don't really look at Johnny or pay hi...
Posted by Die Warzau on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:08:00 PST |
Won't you take me to Dildotown |
I was in Cameroon once (a number of miles outside Ebolowa), explaining to a room full of younger people how to use a condom Using an extremely overripe Plantain, the only thing I could find that was t...
Posted by Die Warzau on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:33:00 PST |
Stoned to death |
In Junior year of high school, I had 2 teachers I suspected were gay. One was apparently schooled in the Felix Unger school of passing straight, wore a thin black toupee over deep set eyes and a sarca...
Posted by Die Warzau on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:35:00 PST |
Building a better couch |
I think I promised a little while ago not to start any more blogs with some pointless soul-deadeningly dull story about when I was in the Peace Corps. I know it's really hard to type with your fingers...
Posted by Die Warzau on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:33:00 PST |
World of Knives |
I was on the train yesterday, packed in like a tiny gourmet sausage with a bunch of people who were nearly infinitely better dressed than I was, when one of these well-dressed public transport patrons...
Posted by Die Warzau on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:57:00 PST |
Wargasm |
I didn't look that scary in High School. I must have weighed about 100 pounds. No tattoos yet. Various hair colors. Both my ears pierced. Most people thought I was a girl right away. I had a habit of ...
Posted by Die Warzau on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:13:00 PST |
