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Dale P.D.

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About Me

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You can also make your own, it's free! A band of inspiring rap artists from hickville U.S.A......Out to spread the word of our lord and savior.....Dale Earnhardt...........All must bow before the Dale.........We do not believe that the Intimidator is gone.....He will live forevermore in his followers........We want to show the world the way to salvation.......And we do this through the method of song................All Hail Dale...........it's the greatest band that you will ever know or breath.....hoisington..hoisington...hois-ing-ton....boys by the ton...if they were a drug they'd sell it by the gr-gram.....80 percenta.....for my birfday...you were all men born as women...and babies bred to be maybes...radiohead-esque band from Akron....I think....comin atcha with music and fun..if you're not careful you might catch somethin before it's done.....yay yay yay.....TAAAAAANDY!......Midgtunkle watchin me change my drawers.....Midgtunkle and his primal dick roars.....addicted to the bible and high on Feival.....But Momma we're yer sons....It'll never be an ideal world as long as their are people in it, so says Peter David's Hulk......Denver are ya sure you're the last dinosaur?....I'm so trippin I see Koala's in balloons....FRUITBASKET! FRUITBASKET! DALE HATH CREATED FRUITBASKET!
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Member Since: 2/21/2006
Band Members: Ground-Skeeper----vox,keys,writing///Earl Hardt----vox,bass,guitar,keys, beats,writing///Victor Ray---guitar,occassional vox////Cock Bag---guitar adnd vox///Trevanal McCloughlin---vox,bass,keys///Dayan McClain---Vox,Drum-esque sounds,lyricism'z///Anita Taint-brief keyboards,dishwasher,dinner cooker, baby haver////Bob's Baseball---copies of Sleepwalker number 4 for 3 bucks, be sure to buy 7 copies, value is rising by the nanosecond///Petey McPetewipe---mangerial services///
Influences: boysetsfire, namrock(this no my pee), the Dale, MLK jr., malcolm x, dr. dre, u2, paul mcgovern, Jeffrey Dahmer, 2-Pac in Nothing But Trouble, DM FITRS, Mojo Nixon, Forge w/ GW Bridge, Trevor Fitzroy w/ Gideon Feat. FourArm, michael butterman(thanks for the t-bag), Luke Cage...Power Man...Hero 4 Hire..call Him what you will I just call him Jesse,Frogman and Paladin of course....also let us not forget Tempo, she has a bucket on her head for chrissake,who else...Fawn for being a birthing hip havin slut, MadCap for being the man of the 80's....8-Ball for being in more than one comic in my lifetime....Hank and Dean Venture for dying 14 times and Rusty and Brock for letting us re-live them all...the eternally good chicken wing and eternally harder best cock on the block to-day...Z's computer for killing the band as we knew it....or was it?....Son of Stockdale for the mo' murdah...the killer queens who got em AIDS....Blackheart and his armageddon.... Smale.....A.Lex......all the hot chicks who watch Splatula....gotta thank Darkhawk for all the mamories,and of course the Awesome Slapstick for that new issue of She-Hulk
Sounds Like: garth brooks, dc talk, sorrow county, johhny cash, celin dion, cher, The Eradicators, Zillion Kisses Band, Snuffy, New Schmoo, Smurfette, Dj Connor, DJ tanner, DJ Combs, Tad Witsy, clowns dying, stillborn children, taco bell the day after, people drowing in semen, nails on a multi-layered chalkboard(if that annoys you that is), the death of a dream for me, the assassination of MLK Jr., Cookie Cranston making a collect call every 2 minutes, Fruitbasket's slapping against legs, your mom having an orgasm
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My Blog

Dale History Part 666 --- DALE / DEVIL WORSHIP IT

For sooth, on a day much like any other, in a slightly cool and desolate place in a random Nevada town, Dale the Great allowed that his minions be granted the drapings of 666. Indeed, mere moments ago...
Posted by Dale P.D. on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 06:55:00 PST

Dale History-ABOUT FUCKIN TIME IT!

On this day in Dale history: Imagine, if you will, a serene landscape. Palm tress, cacti, and hell flames illuminate the setting of the much hyped land known as Daytona. The place where all race ...
Posted by Dale P.D. on Thu, 11 May 2006 02:21:00 PST

dale history-HOTBOX IT!

dale is in heavensmoking weedlike he's sevendale is in heavengod's driver,in the third gearin the headlighta dead deerdale is in heavenit's 420, he is tokincause he likes his buh, dogdontcha wanna get...
Posted by Dale P.D. on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 10:10:00 PST

Dale History-METH-IT 2 THA MADNESS!

On this day in Dale history Dale did cyrstal meth with Mike Kingert of Kingert Court. They ran around in the woods together, thinking that houses were cop cars and dogs were a barkin, it was a hoot. I...
Posted by Dale P.D. on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 06:43:00 PST

Dale History-ATOM SMASH IT!

On this day in Dale history- On this day in 2001 The band Atom Smasher threatened to sue our band Atom Smasher, or for legal reasons "The Real" Atom Smasher, and we had to tell up Dale and have him go...
Posted by Dale P.D. on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:12:00 PST

Dale History-GLOVE IT AND LOVE IT!

  Husband:Goddamit woman can't ya see I'm trying to watch Dale on the TV? Wife:You're always watching those damn NIScars races instead of helping me change lil' Kissyfur's diapers! Husband:Fuck y...
Posted by Dale P.D. on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 03:35:00 PST

Dale History-NOMAD IT!

Rememer that time in 1969 when Dale Earnhardt shot Jimi Hendrix with a poison tipped dart and gave him tuborculosis? Well I do, I remember it because I was sitting on my Gaysian's lap drinking month o...
Posted by Dale P.D. on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 06:33:00 PST

Dale history-AIDS it!

On this day in Dale historyOn this day in 2002 Dale come see Mr.Stockdale and Chuck Norris, killer queens, got em AIDS
Posted by Dale P.D. on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 11:27:00 PST

Dale History-RAPE IT!

On this day in Dale history...On this day in 1999 Dale raped Sailor Moon....he made Luna and Artemis watch and threw her hymen blood on their faces....He used her little Sailor Moon transforming thing...
Posted by Dale P.D. on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 11:15:00 PST

Dale History-FEAR IT!

On this day in Dale history... "Spirit some people hear it some people fear it spirit some people just won't go near it" That's what Dale said as he rode in the head of the Statue of Liberty through t...
Posted by Dale P.D. on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 03:42:00 PST