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St. Terence

Heaven and Hell, they're one in the same.

About Me

I'm me and little else. You're welcome to make up anything else about me as it is bound to be more interesting then my stories of European travels, midget molestation, nights in jail, angry villagers, 20 car pile ups on the freeway, Sundance anecdotes, divorce and other lost loves, transvestism fun and violent, kinky sex acts.

5 Most Recent Films I've Watched:

1. MST3K: The Starfighters
2. Alien 3000
3. Alien Invasion Arizona
4. Wrong Turn 2
5. Trapped In Paradise

CD Currently In My Car CD Player:
My CD player is broke.

Book I'm Currently Reading:
H.P. Lovecraft Compilation

My Interests

Film, Poetry, Concerts and the occassional art group meeting which you can check out here:

www.creativeartsjourneygroups.blogspot.com

and since I'm shamelessly promoting here's another...

One more suggested site operated by a friend:
http://groups.msn.com/TheLateDRLADYSHOW/homepage.msnw

And here's the site for the folks who brought us O.B.E., a short film starring and edited by me:
www.enigmaw.com

I'd like to meet:

I've already met and helped shoot a scene with one of my personal heroes, Lloyd Kaufman, worked on a film starring Dee Wallace Stone, conversed with Eddie Deezen, impressed Robert Z'Dar and been coughed on by Keanu Reeves, what more could I ask for?

Music:

My Ten Favorite Albums In No Particular Order:

*Boingo by Boingo
*War Party by GWAR
*Brutal Planet by Alice Cooper
*Born Again by Corporate Avenger
*Monument To The Masses by Ima Robot
*Love Letters From Hell by Rackets and Drapes
*Clear Hearts And Grey Flowers by Jack Off Jill
*Octavarium by Dream Theatre
*Eurotrash by Zeromancer
*The Final Cut by Pink Floyd

Alice Cooper !!!!!!, Oingo Boingo, Danny Elfman, GWAR !!!!!!!!, Jack Off Jill, Scarling, The Cure !, Sisters of Mercy, Theatre of Tragedy, Lordi, Ima Robot !, Corporate Avenger, Auf Der Maur !!, HORSE The Band, Liz Phair, Pink Floyd, The Cramps, Zeromancer, Scorpions, Lizzy Borden, Cradle of Filth !!, Macabre, Kansas !, Amen, Genitorturers !!, Bile !, Mindless Self Indulgence !!!, Rammstein !, Johnny Cash, Nick Cave, The B-52's, Weird Al Yankovic, Kill Hannah !!, Alkaline Trio, HIM, House of Freaks, The Posies, Dandelion, The Dead Milkmen, The Vandals, Motorhead, Choking Victims, Drowning Pool, Sex Gang Children, Iced Earth, DVDA, Murderdolls, Wednesday 13, Rob Zombie, Aqua, Haunted Garage, Cruxshadows, Voltaire, Rasputina !, Deadsy, Twisted Sister, Guns and Roses, Static X, Orgy !!, Blue Eyed Christ, My Ruin, Horrorpops, Spinal Tap, Tenacious D, Rackets and Drapes, Klaus Nomi, Prozzak, Simon and Milo, Frank Sinatra, Savage Garden, Chumbawumba, Dog Fashion Disco !, The Misfits, The Casket Bastards !, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, The Deadlines, Juliana Theory, Pat Benatar, Suicide Machines, System of a Down, Bad Acid Trip !!, Depeche Mode, Soft Cell, New Order, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Mr. Bungle, The Left-Rights, Bottle Rockets, local heroes Autumn Eternal ! and What We Are !, the immortal Poisonous Crew

! indicates number of times I've seen them live.

Movies:

Watch out for the upcoming, new feature film, Heavy Mental, currently in post-production, and the re-edited (by me!) version of Silver Bullet Pictures' The Wrath of Skunkape.
Suburban Heroes! Watch it on here or at www.youtube.com or at this site:
http://www.undergroundfilm.org/films/detail.tcl?wid=1030947
Splatula: Origins, which was also accepted into the 2006 Tromdance New Mexico Film Festival. Check out it's myspace page or Bitchcraft Creations page or look below to watch it. It's also on www.undergroundfilm.org
Splatula 2 Trailer Version 1
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My disasterpiece entitled An Exercise In Narcissism which debuted at the 2005 M.P.I. of Michigan Film Festival, was shown at the 2nd Annual Tromadance New Mexico Film Festival, the Tromanale Film Festival in Berlin, won the People's Choice Award at the MetroShorts Film Festival, went to Washington state for the 2007 S.U.R.G.E. Film Festival and got snuck into the 2006 Ann Arbor Film Festival through their open entry Film Jam. It can also be seen here:
http://www.undergroundfilm.org/films/detail.tcl?wid=1022328
Or here:
http://www.dimefilms.com//index.php?page=shop.product_detail s&flypage=shop.flypage&product_id=12&category_id =2&manufacturer_id=0&option=com_virtuemart&Itemi d=15
The greatest movie ever attempted to have filmed, Terence and Matthew's Government Video. It's the stuff dreams are made of and I've completed the 5th Anniversary Special Edition Editor's Cut of it so all should ask for copies and weep with joy upon receiving it.

Television:

Fuck The Tee Vee

Suburban Heroes 4: Vs. The Furious Cries Of Battle

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Add to My Profile | More VideosSuburban Heroes 2: Versus the Portal of Glorious Mayhem

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An Exercise In Narcissism

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a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.indi vidual&videoid=2016626472"Splatula: Origins

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Yet Another Film I Worked On:

The Bench

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Books:

Ain't Nobody's Business If You Do
Fast Food Nation
No Logo
Free Culture
1984
Brave New World
Farenheit 451
The Satanic Bible
Helter Skelter
120 Days of Sodom
Hamlet
A Clockwork Orange
The Divine Comedy
Being There
Four Arguements For The Elimination of Television
Paradise Lost
Faust
Even Cowgirls Get The Blues
Hollywood Babylon
The Crack In The Cosmic Egg
Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Michael Crichton, Neil Gaiman, H.G. Wells, Michael Moore, Mike Nelson, Lloyd Kaufman, Sigmund Freud, Douglas Adams, Thomas Harris, David Skal or John Dunne

Heroes:

A hero ain't nothin' but a sandwich and I am my own hero.

My Blog

Yeah, I Still Write These Things

Fault DisneyHooray for Hollywood?Tell the boysTo fuck that noise.I saySave your hooraysFor when HollywoodDoes some good.Nothing but remakes and prequelsRecycled sequelsArt has become evilAnd Lucas has...
Posted by St. Terence on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:11:00 PST

Currently Eventful

It's been a good goddamn long time since I wrote something on here, so here I am. In case anyone doesn't already know, Heavy Mental is a wrap. For the post-production phase I've been promoted to Assis...
Posted by St. Terence on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 09:16:00 PST

Oh Yeah...

I forgot I had a blog thing. So here's what I've been up to. First off, film news: Suburban Heroes 4 is now up for all to see here on MySpace and also on YouTube, IFilm and Grouper, so nobody has any ...
Posted by St. Terence on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:59:00 PST

If You Haven't Already Seen...

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Posted by St. Terence on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:50:00 PST

Goings On

I'm bored so here's what I've been up to: First off, go watch Suburban Heroes 2!!!! It's on my profile, Ifilm, YouTube and soon, UndergroundFilm.org The 3rd episode will hopefully be shot soon. We're ...
Posted by St. Terence on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:25:00 PST

A Quick Update

         For anyone who hasn't yet heard, Sarah and I have become engaged as of April 1st! There's no date set yet for the wedding so, you don't need to ask. &n...
Posted by St. Terence on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:42:00 PST

Count My Blessing

Like I mentioned at the end of my previous blog, good things did happen this month. So here's what they've been: My parent's came up to celebrate my birthday (early) on the 10th and 11th, and they too...
Posted by St. Terence on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:38:00 PST

Worst Birthday Ever!

Yesterday was my birthday. Here's what I did. I went to the dentist and gave him all the money I was supposed to spend on Damnbulance, and for that $400 he got me really high (my first drug experience...
Posted by St. Terence on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:02:00 PST

All Right Kiddies! Here's a new poem! It's total dogshit. Enjoy!

Webcam Sluts and MySpace WhoresNowadays,It's all the rageAmongst girls of college ageTo bare all they've gotSo a pubescent snotWill call them hotOn www dotRateMyTwatDot com.Just 'cause you got your bo...
Posted by St. Terence on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:34:00 PST

Unleash Hell!

Feh. So, I'm bored and now you're reading about it. Congrats! You must be just as bored and therefore able to really relate to what I'm writing. Anyways, it's been 3 months since I bothered to write o...
Posted by St. Terence on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:33:00 PST