GENERAL BASTARD (NEW SONG UP)

About Me

Hailed by many as one of the greatest guitarists of our era General Bastard is a one man destruction crew playing all the instruments himself. Often accompanied by burlesque dancers on stage The General wows audiences with his guitar acrobats playing Songs, solos over the neck of his guitar and displaying an ability to play one handed solos using only his pickhand tapping on the fretboard with his fingers.
General Bastard also shows a diverse range of influences with songs ranging from Punk to metal to straight up surf music that would make Dick Dale himself proud and a knack for covering televison theme songs such as Laverne & Shirley, King of the hill and many others.
General Bastard songs are also filled with humour that hasn't been seen since the likes of Frank Zappa. Metal Maniacs magazine said this about General Bastard "Combining hilarious thought provoking original material alongside your favorite TV themes songs like Laverne & Shirley & Gilligans Island among others. The General will have you laughing and singing along all night long! He's not politically correct, he hates sissy rockers Like Scott Stapp & Creed, He sings about how "Emo Must Die" and "Simon Cowell is Fucking With Me" and other tender nuggets like "I Hope You Have a Heart Attack & Fucking Die". Part Big Time Wrestler, Part Bastardized General, Part Professional Pervert The General says the things we're all thinking, but are too afraid to talk about just in case big brother is scantering about."
Combining hilarious thought provoking original material alongside your favorite TV themes songs like Laverne & Shirley & Gilligans Island among others. The General will have you laughing and singing along all night long! He's not politically correct, he hates sissy rockers Like Scott Stapp & Creed, He sings about how "Emo Must Die" and "Simon Cowell is Fucking With Me" and other tender nuggets like "I Hope You Have a Heart Attack & Fucking Die". Part Big Time Wrestler, Part Bastardized General, Part Professional Pervert The General says the things we're all thinking, but are too afraid to talk about just in case big brother is scantering about. He's your bestest buddy and will always be there to cheer you up when whiny emo bands and Scott Stapp try to bring you down.
Metal Maniacs
"The Greatest Guitarist Alive!" Tex from Country Bob & The Blood Farmers
"Sweet ass punk/metal boogie great groove" Neo-Zine
"fuck you guys suck ass niggers" Brandon Kenosha, WiSo there you have that, the people have spoken.

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Member Since: 7/4/2006
Band Website: generalbastard.com/
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Influences: The Ted Bundys, Frank Zappa, Dead Kennedys, Slayer, NoMeansNo, Sloppy Seconds, Mr. Bungle, The Beatles, The Clash, Sensational Alex Harvey Band, Sacred Reich, Mojo Nixon, Reverend Horton Heat, The Exploited, Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Dayglo Abortions, Gang Green, Madness, Frank Sinatra, Glenn Miller, Plasmatics, DOA, Devo, Ministry, Buzzcocks, Stray Cats, Black Flag, Anti-Nowhere League, Elastica, Alice Cooper, Dead Boys, NoFX, Sepultura, Psychedelic Furs, Joy Division, Talking Heads, They Might Be Giants, Motorhead, Violent Femmes, FEAR, Circle Jerks, MDC, The Mentors, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Black Sabbath, Judas Preist, The Undead, Al Dimeola, Randy Rhoads, The Aqua Bats, Gary Numan, The Jam, The Circle Jerks, Soulfly, Johnny Cash, Stevie Wonder, Henry Mancini, SOD,
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Unknown Hinson, The Ted Bundys, Frank Zappa, Dead Kennedys, Slayer, Mr. Bungle, The Beatles, The Clash, Sensational Alex Harvey Band, Sacred Reich, Mojo Nixon, Reverend Horton Heat, The Exploited, Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Dayglo Abortions, Gang Green, Madness, Frank Sinatra, Glenn Miller, Plasmatics, Devo, Ministry, Buzzcocks, Stray Cats, Black Flag, Anti-Nowhere League, Elastica, Alice Cooper, Dead Boys, NoFX, Sepultura, Psychedelic Furs, Joy Division, Talking Heads, They Might Be Giants, Motorhead, Violent Femmes, Fear, Circle Jerks, MDC, The Mentors, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Black Sabbath, Judas Preist, The Undead, Al Dimeola, Randy Rhoads, The Aqua Bats, Gary Numan, The Jam, Duke Ellington, Celtic Frost, Venom, The Meatmen, Lard, Soulfly, Dick Dale, Stevie Wonder, Savatage, Dandy Warhols, Megadeth, Flipper, FEAR, Jodie Fosters Army, The Germs, Naked Lady Wrestlers, Gene Vincent, Chicago, The Guess Who, Wehrmacht, Sweaty Nipples, Mudhoney, Tad, Poison Idea, Agnostic Front, MOD, SOD, Anthrax, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Ludichrist, Napalm Death, Sodom, Amon Amarth, Negative Approach, L7, 7 Seconds, Soundgarden, Henry Mancini, Danny Elfman, Chuck Jones, Walter Murphy, Chuck Berry, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Stray Cats, David Bowie, Black Sabbath

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Posted by GENERAL BASTARD (NEW SONG UP) on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 09:04:00 PST

Dimmu Borgir Show Milwaukee Tickets Please Read

We have discounted tickets for this show but vey limited. If you want to purchase some from us they are $15.00 which ten bucks cheaper then what you will pay thru ticketmaster. Pay using paypal with y...
Posted by GENERAL BASTARD (NEW SONG UP) on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:00:00 PST

A Sobering Reminder

A Herb Abrams - professional wrestling promoter, heart complications brought on by drug abuse. Nick Adams (36) - actor, drug overdose. David Allen Adkisson (25) - professional wrestler, death specula...
Posted by GENERAL BASTARD (NEW SONG UP) on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:56:00 PST

RIP EVEL KNIEVEL

EVEL Knievel, the hard-living, death-defying adventurer who went from stealing motorcycles to riding them in a series of spectacular airborne stunts in the 1960s and '70s, has died. He was 69.Knievel...
Posted by GENERAL BASTARD (NEW SONG UP) on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 12:37:00 PST

NEW SONGS UP

Hey Lil' Buddies,..We have two new songs posted for your aural pleasure. The first is the soon to be classic "Sex Drugs and Rock N Roll" which features the General's good buddy Wally Kraven from SBLC ...
Posted by GENERAL BASTARD (NEW SONG UP) on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:07:00 PST

YOUR NOT WORTH IT!!!!!

Any local band and/or club that think 10.00 is a great price to see a bunch of bands no one has ever heard of your a bunch of fools. Then you wonder why no one is there. Maybe you should raise your dr...
Posted by GENERAL BASTARD (NEW SONG UP) on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:10:00 PST

CINEMA WASTELAND PICS

We have some pics from Cinema Wasteland in Cleveland this Weekend Check out The General & Mz Kitty Kat with Lloyd Kaufman, William Forsythe(The Devils Rejects, Halloween 2007) and some of the coo...
Posted by GENERAL BASTARD (NEW SONG UP) on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:41:00 PST

KANYE WEST

Should be Shot!!!!!!!! If you haven't heard his latest comments about how he is the greatest musician ever blah blah blah... May the ghost of Howling Wolf come back and seriously penetrate this loser...
Posted by GENERAL BASTARD (NEW SONG UP) on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 11:45:00 PST

FREE DOWNLOADS PAGE

Hey Kids,Come check out the General Bastard Downloads page and download 12 GB Classic's plus an interview with the General himself Check it out at Click Here for General Bastard Download Page...
Posted by GENERAL BASTARD (NEW SONG UP) on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:40:00 PST

GENERAL BASTARD APPEARING IN FILM

General Bastard will be appearing the horror film Thanxkilling and will be filming his scenes this week near Columbus, Ohio. Not sure when this will be released but we will let you know the details as...
Posted by GENERAL BASTARD (NEW SONG UP) on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 03:52:00 PST