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The Quasi-Men

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THE CREEPING HORROR OF THE QUASI-MEN BUY OUR NEW ALBUM NOW AND GIVE INTO TEMPTATION! 15 ORIGINAL GAPING WOUNDS TO TITILLATE AND AMAZE!
THE QUASI-MEN HAVE BEEN LURKING IN THE SHADOWS AND DARK WOODS OF MAINE SINCE 1999. OFEN SEEN IN DIMLY LIT BARS AND GRAVEYARDS THESE THREE ANTI SOCIAL MISFITS HAVE BEEN TERRORIZING THE SURROUNDING AREAS WITH THEIR UNIQUE ROCK N ROLL ATTACK FOREVER. LISTEN CLOSE WITH YOUR EAR TO THE DOOR OF OUR TOMB AND THRILL TO THE SENSATIONS OF OLD SCHOOL PUNK ROCK RIDDLED WITH GARAGE AND SURF ELEMENTS THAT WILL TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY BEYOND TIME AND SPACE. TAKE A WALK THROUGH OUR NEWEST MAUSOLEUM OF HATE "THE CREEPING HORROR OF THE QUASI-MEN". THIS WILL BE UNLEASHED ON THE GENERAL PUBLIC 5-18-08, GET READY FOR IT! FIFTEEN TERRIFIYING TRACKS GUARANTEED TO LEAVE YOU MOIST AND WANTON AND OUT OF YOUR MIND. LEAVE YOUR BODY BEHIND AND BECOME ONE WITH THE BEAST. ONLY TEN BUCKS! a
Hot Dog Haines and the Quasi-Men: Sloopy
OUT NOW!!!!!!!
SINGLES STILL AVAILABLE!!!
Graveyard Girl 5 Song Single OUT NOW!
Have a listen above

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Music:

Member Since: 10/13/2005
Band Website: thequasimen.com
Band Members: Max Reverb - Guitar *|* Chainsaw Killer - Drums *|* Arpa (bassbot) Gio - Bass **ALUMNI** Signus
Influences: Horror Movies, Satan, John Waters, Stephen King, The Mummies, The Cramps, Troma, The Misfits, Pinball, The Dwarves, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Ventures, The Sonics, The Re-animator,Monster Bash,The Fuzztones, Ghosts,Billy Childish, The Moon (full),The Forbidden Dimension, MOAM?, Gravedigger V, Roky Erickson, The Trash Men, Spider Baby, Forbidden Dimension, Elvira Scared Stiff,Bomboras, Thee Mighty Caesers, Attack from Mars, Dick Dale, Dead Alive, Black Flag, Phantom Surfers, Groovie Ghoulies, Supercharger, Woggles, Chuck Berry, Ramones, Super Violater, and The Fiends!
Sounds Like: CUT OFF YOUR HEAD ROCK AND ROLL.
Record Label: KAPLAN RECORDS
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

MAIL ORDER THE NEW RECORD NOW!!!!!!

LOOKING TO GET ON THE FAST TRACK TO COOLSVILLE?FOR A MEASLY 10 BUCKS POST PAID *YOU CAN PROCURE YOURSELF A COPY OF OUR NEWEST ABOMINATIONFEATURING 15 ORIGINAL SONGS BY YOUR FAVORITE BAND THE QUASI-MEN...
Posted by The Quasi-Men on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:03:00 PST

The Creeping Horror is out now!

HEY YOU GO GO GHOULS AND GRUESOME GOBLINSOUR NEW FULL LENGTH 15 TRACK ALBUMTHE CREEPING HORROR OF THE QUASI-MEN HAS ARRIVEDSLIGHTLY AHEAD OF SCHEDULE FROM KAPLAN RECORDS YOU LUCKY BASTARDSIF YOU CAN...
Posted by The Quasi-Men on Sun, 18 May 2008 09:44:00 PST

Crimson Ghosts going out west where we belong!

DON’T MISS THIS HORRIFYING SURF CRAZE THATS SWEEPING THE NATION!!! BLOOD AND REVERB LIVE AND EVERYWHERE   BOSTON, MA  5-23 CLEVELAND, OH 5-24 Minneapolis, Minnesota  5-25 Seattle,...
Posted by The Quasi-Men on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:50:00 PST

We made the newspaper again!

Rockin' Out celebrates birthday with a look backBy Emily BurnhamFriday, March 07, 2008 - Bangor Daily News Rockin' Out turns three this week. In dog years, that's 21. Which means we're legal (that's t...
Posted by The Quasi-Men on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:11:00 PST

The Quasi-Men to appear on Fuzztones tribute!

OUR EVIL LITTLE ROTTEN BRAINS ARE SPINNING WITH EXCITEMENT TO REPORT THAT WE WILL BE DOING A TRACK ON  "FUZZTONES ILLEGITIMATE SPAWN VOL 2" ON THE UK LABEL TWIST!  THIS RECORD IS E...
Posted by The Quasi-Men on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:43:00 PST

Holy Shit record almost finished! World Ending???

Thats right Planet Earth, we are finally putting the finishing touchs on the long awaited "The Creeping Horror of The Quasi-Men" full length cd to be released mid MAY and it will scare the pants off y...
Posted by The Quasi-Men on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:34:00 PST

Quasi-Men to be on Ed Cobb Tribute album!

The Quasi-Men will be performing "Have you ever spent a night in jail?" by The Standells on a tribute album to Ed Cobb currently in the works! Ed Cobb was in the Four Preps and wrote&nb...
Posted by The Quasi-Men on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:09:00 PST

The Creeping Horror Of the Quasi-Men

THE RECORDING OF THE DEADLIEST NEW RECORD IN MAINE IS COMPLETE.  GET GOOSE BUMPS LISTENING TO THE NEW SOUNDS ON THE ROUGH MIX PREVIEW TRACK "DECAPITATION BLUES".    THIS IS CUT OFF YR H...
Posted by The Quasi-Men on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 11:00:00 PST

More Bangorian Hype

Guess what? Bangor has a music scene. by Eryk Salvaggio In case you've been gone for a while, here's an update: Bangor got a music scene.It started at the tail end of the last semester when a local th...
Posted by The Quasi-Men on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:46:00 PST

Go see Poultrygeist in Portland!

Don't miss a chance to see the newest Troma Flick in a movie theatre! Playing all this week I beleive at the Nickelodeon in Portland is Poultrygeist.  I saw it last night and it was awesome! ...
Posted by The Quasi-Men on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:45:00 PST