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Miss Olivia

Putting the 'CUNT' back in 'COUNTRY'

About Me

the doc says "you'll live, but i got no pills to give ya, to send you back in time. so, just go home, go to sleep, and pray the lord your soul to keep, and buy a big ol cheap bottle of wine."this is what i did on st. patricks day. i wanna be a derby girl!

My Interests

red things, nail polish, rockabilly bands, rockabilly boys (the ones who arent terrible) (theyre all terrible), reading (d.f. wallace), forensic science, !!!!EDDIE IZZARD!!!! books by and about john waters, chain smoking, drinking red wine, cheap beer, free shows, national public radio, terri gross, bubbas sulky lounge, *my boy* taking buses all alone at 7 am, making new friends, but keeping the old, staying up too late, doing crazy shit just to see someone for 5 hours, waking up too early and listening to johnny cash when its raining and the whole world is still dark, having a working telephone, !!!JELLO BIAFRA!!! falling asleep to beautiful country mountain music, !!!my beagle!!!! silky nightgowns, stretchy jeans, crappy poetry, cheap jewelry, spider rings, walking downtown alone with no destination, sleeping too late or not sleeping at all. being drunk and forgetting im sad. white wine, red wine. bible pamphlets, exene cervanka before she met lydia lunch, missing paulie deeee, j.d.....

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

WRONG REASONS .. .. The Royale Brothers........johnny cash, !!!!JOHN DOE!!!! two timin' three, ~sasquatch and the sickabillys~ magnetic fields, the blasters, !!!!SATANS TEARDROPS!!!!, harry connick jr, leaving trains, gang of four, billy bragg, DIGITAL UNDERGROUND, jdwalker & sontiago, my daddys band, THE KNITTERS, **king memphis** greg brown, exene cervenka, **mary mafia**, ELVIS (sooo much!), roy orbison, old rolling stones, stevie wonder, exploited (driving me insane...), chaos uk, billie holiday, crucifucks, journey, the replacements, THE COBRAMATICS, joe strummer (there is no other record that will put you in an incredible mellow and sexy mood than "Global A-Go-Go" seriously. go buy it.) (now.) (or we cant be friends anymore)THE MURDER WEAPON, The Fury III, The Outsiders, Sam James, Meantone....

Movies:

romeo is bleeding, the killer condom, big lebowski, touch, anything with john doe, trust, army of darkness, evil dead (1&2), anything b. campbell (bubba ho-tep was awesome) michael moore docs., YOUNG GUNS, rock n roll highschool, rock n rol highschool forever, lost boys (HAIM! i dont care if he sells his teeth on ebay, at least he doesnt sell out his friends), dancer in the dark, the great escape, moonlight and valentino (J.B.J!) love me tender *sigh*.... why is elvis dead and not in love with me? much ado about nothing, also im kind of a sucker for talking animal movies, kangaroo jack excluded. Amelie, Oceans 11, 12,.....(13?),

Television:

FIREFLY!!! discovery channel, WEEDS, forensic files, cold case files, x files, lone gunmen, the state (i have 4 state dvds! wanna watch em with me?), reno 911, conan o'brien, even stevens, GREG THE BUNNY, sifl and olly, CRAIG FUCKING FERGUSON

Books:

broom of the system, infinite jest (even the footnotes have footnotes! man, i am IN LOVE with df wallace's brain), girl with curious hair, neverwhere, american gods, authentic life of billy the kid, boy meets boy, porno,also books about serial killers. i cant stand people who put "read? i dont read" here. cuz theyre wicked gay. and i wicked hate them.

Heroes:

anyone who really likes sunflower seeds.

My Blog

pre-THANK YOUS, and babbly babble

oh my stars!one last tie-up-loose-ends meeting tonight, then frantic emails to answer last minute questions, and then make me such a happy girl and go to the REBEL ROOTS MYSPACE PAGE and tell me just ...
Posted by miss olivia on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:17:00 PST

even though my job search is turning desperate....

thanks to michael f. milinski, i am reminded why it is i chose being broke and having upcoming-rent-panic over working at william arthur. please see below! "Here's an excerpt from your Exit Interview ...
Posted by miss olivia on Tue, 29 May 2007 10:54:00 PST

Dancing With The Stars

firstly, i am not a reality television watcher. i am actually not even a tv watcher at all. but tonight i ended up watching "dancing with the stars" at my sisters house. i have never seen the show, an...
Posted by miss olivia on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:47:00 PST

ok. seriously, you guys.

today... tuesday... wednesday... thursday....be there! make me a happy girl.
Posted by miss olivia on Mon, 28 May 2007 01:24:00 PST

corey feldman

i had a dream last night where i met corey feldman, and we were flirting and "stuff" and then i realized that graham and i had a "corey feldman clause" in our relationship contract. so it was a go! sw...
Posted by miss olivia on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:35:00 PST

SHIT! its next weekend!

are you excite!? I am excite!!!ROCK AND ROLL 10 DAYS AWAY! doors open at 6pm,show starts at 7pmboth days!lotsa free shit, tons of fun, burlesque girls, roller derby girls, DJ Macho Borracho (listen to...
Posted by miss olivia on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:59:00 PST

taken from myspace.com/rebel roots or GO TO THIS GODDAMN SHOW!

FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, JUNE 1 AND JUNE 2GENOS ROCK CLUB625 CONGRESS STREET, PORTLAND21+The girls from The Maine Roller Derby will be joining us, with a merch table, a 50/50 raffle, and leg wrestling com...
Posted by miss olivia on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:50:00 PST

re: may 25th ---- MY ANNIVERSARY!

..>   dated may 25, 2005 "yes to los straitjackets! and yes to cute boys, and yes to owning team america, and yes to having an unopened 12 pack in the kitchen, and yes to it not fucking rain...
Posted by miss olivia on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:22:00 PST

cleanliness is next to unemployment.

i just spent 4 hours cleaning my house PHEWWW!!! im pooped.tuckered.spent. wanna buy me a beer? sure could use one....   now. on to glue-gunning the free prizes for the show! oh boy oh boy2 weeks...
Posted by miss olivia on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:20:00 PST

mars attacks!

not only is graham the man behind this fantastic poster, but this show promises to be as wonderful!are you dressing up? I AM!...
Posted by miss olivia on Wed, 02 May 2007 09:37:00 PST