"Tigeroo..." |
"There's no such thing as an ugly woman... it's just that some are prettier than others...""Eat your greenbeans, or you'll turn invisible..."--Bob FrankI'll miss you PopPop....
Posted by The Graham FANDANGO on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 06:08:00 PST |
Of all the narrow, expensive, gin-soaked hipster firehazards in portland... |
White Heart.... uh.... is the newest one.don't get me wrong, i love shuffling back and forth in a packed-out leather chair-lined hallway like a ukranian refugee in line to buy tickets to get into the ...
Posted by The Graham FANDANGO on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 05:13:00 PST |
CONDO-lences |
This week the owner of the SeaDogs, the local baseball team, made an offer of statuary to the city of Portland, in thanks for its years of loyalty to an otherwise lousy team. Featured on the statues' ...
Posted by The Graham FANDANGO on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:34:00 PST |
REVEREND! |
God bless Chicky and his Damn Fine Diner. The Cap-off for the Pinetree Jamboree was a hoot in all pandimensional vernaculars. It was the hootiest. Amen.
The Cancellations, Twilight Ranchers, Sean Menc...
Posted by The Graham FANDANGO on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 06:00:00 PST |
skEIGHTers r a$$holes |
A return to form.
So one day as i was walking past the patchouli-and-clove-scented teenage begging ground that is Tommy's Park, I passed some backwards-hatted, bedazzled-in-logos extreme sporters know...
Posted by The Graham FANDANGO on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 03:27:00 PST |
He has the words... |
And i can just gape and nod.
Touch it if you want to feel gooooooooooood.
"We're so preoccupied with defining ourselves through our preferences that it's not surprising we often confuse taste with int...
Posted by The Graham FANDANGO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Gummy Bears and String Cheese and M&Ms... |
.... My girlfriend is awesome
Posted by The Graham FANDANGO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
justicia y súplica del sexo in the 28th century |
The following is a story i wrote up for my comic i'm hoping i can get up and running (to give you an idea of what the hero looks like, just look at my pics page and try to find the picture of me as a ...
Posted by The Graham FANDANGO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My gal is red hot (your gal ain't doodly squat) |
well she walks all night, talks all day, she's the kinda woman gotta have her way... my gal is red hot (your gal ain't doodly squat)
well she ain't got money, but man she's really got a lot......
Posted by The Graham FANDANGO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
In regards to time spent in the industro-citi-plex known as Lethargotron |
Comics.
I love comics.
I would like to draw comics.
BUT...
Therein lies the rub, being the "would like to" as opposed to "am going to" or even the gilded and revered "am drawing comics".
Here is the p...
Posted by The Graham FANDANGO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
