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About Me

i'm a 5'11, blue eyed, brown haired white boy with barry goldwater glasses and a black suit. i like a catchy tune and a cheese based snack. i'm from providence RI, the greatest city in the smallest state.



diamond dan white ® wants you to check out a photo on MySpace in the our 1st weekend album
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone who wants to talk about comic books, ufo's, new jersy, birth defects, fascism, the apocalypse, jet-packs, and anything i just heard about on NPR.most of all, i'd like to meet you...HERE'S A VIDEO OF A MONKEY SLAPPING ME ON THE BELLY!!!

My Blog

DANGER DANGER! or "good luck little bees"

it has been some time now since i have sent you, dear reader, a correspondence of any kind. the reasons are several, one being that lack of a reliable computer with internet connection for a long enou...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jun 2009 14:54:00 GMT

Ren and Stimpy- the "lost" episodes.

The thing I always loved about Ren and Stimpy was I never felt like it was talking down to me. Yes I got that Ren talked just like Peter Lorrie. Yes I got that Stimpy sounded just like Larry Fine. I w...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 11:18:00 GMT

eviction

so i'll be getting evicted soon. me and the cat will be on the street. my job cut my hours from 60 to 20 over the course of the holidays. wondering why you didn't get a gift? well that's why. dear ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:22:00 GMT

peace on earth, and peace out.

I am working today, Christmas eve, and tomorrow, Christmas day which would be a real fucking tragedy were I a family man, or religious. Well, I'm an atheist and my cat's agnostic, so I'll take the tim...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 05:01:00 GMT

failblog

When I failed to secure my desired position as host of the Rhode Show, I was asked in an interview "how has this experience changed you"I said it hasn't. Not one bit.At no point did I try to fit into ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 23:00:00 GMT

Now is our Moment!

Time to vote for the second time this month! This time it's for the host of the Rhode Show! You don't have to wait in line, just go to this link! http://www.wpri.com/generic/entertainment/ent_other_...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:56:00 GMT

the Magnificent Five

The receptionist called us "the Magnificent Five" and I have to say, I'll take that handle. For those of you out there who have been avoiding my bulletins (and I understand why) I am one of five peopl...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 11:26:00 GMT

Dan White: Public Figure

Item! I am officially announcing my candidacy for the office of host of the Fox 64 Rhode Show. Please inundate the station with e-mail praising me. That is all.
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 07:37:00 GMT

My life, the OpenBook...

Item! I have a lot of really interesting things going on in my life, some positive, some negative. Some are tragic, some are romantic, all are comic. None of them are any of your business. That is al...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 08:26:00 GMT

my rich cat

Once upon a time I was engaged to someone, I forget her name. .. anyway, I work for a gigantic corporation which offers a ridiculously cheap life insurance policy which (because I was in relatively go...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 04:28:00 GMT